fake scanlines in games looks like shit, if you use those you're insane, it doesn't make it look "like the true CRT" unless you had an absolute dogshit CRT TV

psh, vibe coded ass bullshit

you build an arch and you get hanged from it, that's just how it goes baby

Whirrwulf - clockwork werewolf clanks around the countryside looking for someone to wind it up, but everyone freaks out when they see it coming

"dr. pelipper" cool, thanks brain "dr. pelipper" okay

status: feelin like one of those dogs who got their food changed and now has tummy hort

why pay for tickets to go to a concert when you could buy a big ladder and climb on top of the stadium for cheaper

so mike johnson, the extreme right wing evilvangelical, wants to jump in on this "pope says no war? pope bad!" nonsense

We should replace driving with waterslides

Maximize frog, empower frog, frog up, dual frogging

rip sneako, his lifeforce got reduced to zero by a guy with Zangief's moveset

dang, can't find any cool fonts based on the ones in Demon's Crest.

oh of course TYT is doing MTG's laundry for her bruh, just cause a plague rat is the first one to jump off a sinking ship, you don't lean down and pick it up and start fuckin petting it

i remember hearing from a greybeard-ass old server wizard that "teaching one of these new coders how to do COBOL is like teaching a dog to read" but I have no idea how accurate that assessment is

if web adverts were physical objects i would drag them outside and beat them with a steel pipe

"cooking is free" no bitch you're just shit at accounting

thinkin bout that beans vampire

who tf wears a watch in these days of having a cell phone and being able to look at where the shadows on the ground lay

tree scratched me today, how dare it, I water that thing all the time, ungrateful thing

doordash grandma out here talking about her husband's cancer treatment bills destroying all their savings, and forcing her to ferry junkfood around to try and make ends meet in the US over 66% of bankruptcy filings are due to healthcare expenses.

turns out sleeping poorly means you're gonna have low energy for the whole day, wow!!!

Entire sleep cycle was nightmares and I woke up with a headache, c’mon, man. Like the waking world isn’t stressful enough

stop honking i'm reloading with a nastier round

just another day begging a medical mega-corporation that controls over 50% of the local hospitals and doctors offices for financial leniency ... i'm so tired

love opening the bad news site and seeing nothing but bad news

okay it's well past bed time, go to bed

my brain always associated the word "cronut" croissant/donut pastry thing with "cromagnon" why isn't there a shop with some unga bunga cave man mascot called cro-magnon's cronuts

getting the "am i just sore from getting older or is this something serious" feeling daily, it's really uncool

imagine if regular folk got as many vacations as congress

once ai dies i might feel cool about sharing my art, i just never wanted any of it to end up in some sloptron and shat out for some corpo scum who asks for a "cool icon" or something

"all you had to do was pay us enough to live" the capitalists forgot all the lessons of the past and thought they could squeeze workers to death, doomed to repeat history I guess.

bro i'm out here going "gee whiz can i afford to spend 20 bucks on entertainment for myself once this entire month" while motherfuckers in this country are flying around on private jets and throwing away millions on a whim

face nerve was lighting up again, fucks sake, had to get a drink in me

i would like to ask the aliens to place me in a nice zoo with a pretty river and water feature for me to swim around in okay, thanks

made gyoza for the first time, sort of a strange process for me, "don't touch em, let them turn golden brown on the bottom and steam them at the same time in the covered pan" whenever I cook i'm always fussing with the food moving it around the pan flipping and flopping it usually

Graveyard Keeper is free for a limited time, they're releasing a second game and this is a pretty cool way to advertise it imo, it's a real silly game, I already played through it a while back. store.steampowered.com/app/599140/G...

an elden ring movie should have a silent protagonist whose face you never see because they're always wearing a full helm

RFK after he finally consumes donald trump's body and ascends to his next evolution

I keep seeing the new neighbor's dog and I want to pet that dog real bad, but she's scared of other people and bolts the minute she notices anyone

I hate how trump always has his gross puckered mouth sticking out, disgusting

the real terror apologia is trying to cover for israel's unending terrorist actions against legit everybody living anywhere near them

dumbest president, please fuck off and fall into the toilet head first

israel did not even wait a single day until it broke the ceasefire, what a bunch of dumbasses

more like stranded in the dumbass quadrant

thinking about making some of my pixel art into magnets or stickers, wonder if anybody would ever be interested in buyin em tho

[mushroom cloud in background] "don't blame me, I voted for xanned out stepmom"

feels so stupid to look for work in a time like this

is the big idiot in DC or mar a lago today?

JD Vance ensuring he goes down with the ship, what an idiot lmao

the fact that nobody in DC has done anything about this dumb asshole doing supervillain shit just means they're all culpable