jfc I'm about to re-install open office because microsoft word keeps forgetting who I am and I'm getting real sick of "logging in" to a god damn basic document function on a computer

375f for 45mins in the oven are the magic numbers for cooking any everyday meat (wrapped in foil)

just beat Samurai Shodown for the SNES for the first time, fumbled through on the power of basic moves because I couldn't be bothered to look up a moveset

the lizards on my porch are so weird, they'll chase other lizards on the opposite side of the screening they're hanging onto

oh? is netanyahu dead?

so tired of all these discolored scars, but there probably isn't anything that can be done about them dunno how i still have purple scars on my leg from a damn mosquito bite 20 years ago

Nvidia invented a yassification filter, it just takes 4 graphics cards to run, makes your case stink of melting plastic, increases your power bill two-fold, and drops your frames to a single digit slideshow

it's crazy how "being profitable" isn't good enough for companies

kinda rough living in a place with no good soil, clay, or anything but fuckin SAND

lot of lightning today, feels early in the year for a thunderstorm already

bro how you gonna fling packages over the side fence when there are TWO SEPARATE SIGNS pointing deliveries to the front access gate with alllll the information you need

all these guys saying "CUT A NEW CANAL TO GO AROUND THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ" make me crazy, like, bruh, do you think iran can't reach a few miles further or something? They can hit israel, they can hit your dumb ideas too.

I remembered this post yesterday and busted out laughing bsky.app/profile/thes...

what you thought was a werewolf was in fact a sasquach

i had to see these nastyass existenz-lookinass knuckle dusters so now you have to as well

I've learned enough about worldwide culture over all this time that it's firmly cemented in me that humans are humans no matter where you go, their circumstances might be a little different but any human has more in common with you than not, especially if you share socioeconomic positions

ngl i did get a lil teary eyed watching the dragon tamago show, very "oh nooooo, poor things"

entertainment doesn't have to appeal to everybody or evoke the same emotional response in everyone who views it

why does hegseth sound like microsoft sam

every single right winger is after your kids, pedo-con theory is just pedo-con fact. Jake Lang (J6er who led a nazi march on the new york mayor's home) got caught trying to get with a 15 year old girl.

if magic and curses and shit were real do you think any of these rich hogs would still be breathing?

I cannot fucking stand leaving messages with pharmacy robots, nobody is ever going to get the god damn message and call me back, I do not trust the fucking robot, hire more people, god damn, yall are overcharging for medicine already with a 3,000,000% markup how can you not afford more people

saw this on the grocery store site and my immediate thought is how HARD feed corn felt when I handled it as a lad, gravel-like teeth shattering nightmare shit, I would constantly crunch in fear of that with these things

every day i feel the urge to run for governor of florida grow stronger and stronger

dating apps were better before they became apps, when they were still silly little free websites and not cynical corporate trash trying to monetize basic human experiences

Hm? Did they think these guys made the "m1126 Stryker" for the military or something?

so are there mines or not, we need to know which way to make the line go, up or down, mines or not, our dipshit investors need to know

"the theft machine would be good if not for all these dang right wingers using it" c'mon now

online used to be about having a laugh now it sucks big time

just tried out and beat "Run Sabre" which felt a lot like Strider.

these prices for a fucking antibiotic are absolutely bullshit

Dear billionaires, I will provide you with an invaluable service (priced at 3.5 million USD per year to be paid upfront) I will listen to your ideas and tell you if they are stupid as hell and if people would laugh at you and call you a baby brained idiot online for saying them out loud.

"i love to go hiking" well god damn you live in the wrong state for that shit, it's 90% humidity and 102f outside for about half 3/4 of the year, hope you like horrible bugs swarming you the whole time too

after a cursory examination of iran and israel on google maps, I have to conclude that this was very dumb, why would you attack iran, what the fuck were they thinking, leave people the fuck alone, all this shit was very preventable by just leaving them the fuck alone!!!!!

bald eagles are just seagulls with sharper edges

"abyss panic" is such a funny name for a dramatic long dog

I keep getting called by headhunters who want me to do home care for people, but I just keep remembering all the times people told me horror stories about filth, roaches, and bedbugs.

chosen one, our land has been reduced to naught but embers and ash, the dragon came through here and fucked shit up

The answer to so many problems is “just take a day off” stop spreading yourself too thin ya dingus

I have seen so many people riding around on dirtbikes and fourwheelers today, like, bruh isn't gas through the roof??? kinda a bad time for moto-sports-horseshit?

so today is bullshit summer weather of 90 degrees, but next week it's gonna get down into the low 40s again so the plants will have to be brought back into the house? c'mon man, can we just average it out and have nice 70 degree days forever

the thing about selling things to a government run by idiots who don't care about anything is you could put any pricetag you want on it and they'll pay, $30,000 per lobster? sure fuck it, it's not their money, they don't care.

not sure what is goin on with the porch lizards, they seem to be going dino-mode, getting big, some of them have crests on their head and back, some have diamond-esque stripe patterns down the back now.

wandering out into the deep woods to find a wife would probably be easier than using dating apps

new york's AG is going after Steam for "gambling" (loot boxes) and trying to spin it as "protect the children" nonsense, while their state has the polymarket HQ in it, fuck off lmao apparently she's coming up for re-election and thinks by she'll win points with voters

hey, someone spot me like 9 grand so i can run for governor

I can't tolerate another brown drab depression-palette game, some game devs gotta open up an old vibrant SNES game and re-discover a love of colors

biting bugs are my forever enemy

oh shit, pokopia really is dragon quest builders but pokemon, huh.

konami made a LOT of shmups back in the day, just opened up Axelay because i was wondering "hey whats this one" and yeah another konami shmup, this time with heavy mode7 use.