Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

Experienced the worst turbulence in recent memory yesterday, and I tell you what, I grabbed the man’s and woman’s hand sitting next to me and I had zero idea what their politics were but boy,I was grateful for their kindness towards me.

Perfection

It should be considered domestic terrorism to eat a tuna fish sandwich on a plane. The price of it is also terrorism.

😬

Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.

*Every single* institution, organization, and individual who caved into Trump already looks worse for having done so. And every one that stood up continues to look better.

I actually hated that movie and thought it was morally reprehensible and pretentious to boot and was obnoxiously loud about about my opinion.

I dare him to say that to her face.

Oh for sure man

My lone vote no on releasing the Epstein files is raising a lot of questions answered by my lone vote no

I love water towers, and I’m sad that now every time I hear one mentioned I’m going to think about that unholy “love” triad.

Really ties all the threads together, this one

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

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Every accusation is projection with this monster.

My son just asked me if I ever had polio…

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Oh, yes Sir, this meme definitely restore trust and order in the land.

Alan Dershowitz is one of those claiming Epstein was not a pedophile because he pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. "That’s not a pedophile." See this important response from Julia Brown, the brave reporter who broke the news on this

Pee Pee Tapes < Bubba blowjob

actual footage of me working on my Olivia Nuzzi profile for the most important paper in the world

this story was sort of lost in the last few days of the epstein news but it’s wild how many republicans appear to be pedophiles or okay with pedophilia

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

New elderly, sundowning sociopath mood unlocked

To be very clear, Virginia Giuffre was made to say she mistakenly identified Alan Dershowitz as one of the people who sexually abused her. Here is the proof from this week's Epstein files dropped by the House Oversight Committee.

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these are not even the files lol

welcome back. if you're just joining us, nazis are defending pedophiles

Lololol

"This woke Me-Too bullshit has gone too far," said the former Harvard President and Secretary of the U.S. Treasury to the billionaire pedophile sex trafficker in a private email that the Justice Department under both parties kept secret for years

jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away

No one has pushed me further into "Epstein didn't kill himself" theory than Donald Trump

Oh my god. People are beyond annoying.

every woman acutely understands this face.

Jeffrey Epstein in 2015: "Have them ask my houseman about donald almost walking through the door leaving his nose print on the glass as young women were swimming in the pool and he was so focused he walked straight into the door."

Michael Wolff can have the goods that might take down Trump and still be a compromised, shitty person. Two things can be true at once.

Ken Starr signed an email to Jeffery Epstein with "hugs"

Senate Republicans now say they’re open to extending a ACA funding IF Democrats agree to stricter abortion restrictions on insurance plans. This is why you don't negotiate with terrorists.

Hey those unpaid air traffic controllers weren't able to get themselves through the government shutdown by taking bribes like Tom Homan.

This is unbearably funny

I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here

In England, 11/11 is called Remembrance Day, or Poppy Day. My grandpa fought in WWI in the cavalry. He was mustard-gassed & wasn’t expected to survive but did with only deafness in one ear. When he went back home he saw a statue to all the fallen men of the town with his name on it. Harrowing.

I haven't been on twitter in over a year but it seems like Musk has transformed it into a powerful platform devoted to proving he's the most embarrassing person who's ever lived.

If you care and have empathy, you are at a disadvantage when battling people who don’t care and have no empathy. But what option do you have? Being a sociopathic nihilist is a death in life.

the president of the united states, for some reason apparently:

A reminder for dating app haters like I am that Hitler loved his dog too.

Newsom: "Think about the state of mind of the VP. How do you square the circle when you go to a prayer breakfast? Old testament, new testament. What's the fundamental thing that connects John to Matthew to Proverbs? It's this notion of hunger, feeding the poor. It's central to advancing God's will."

Regular reminder that Axios stories saying Dems are about to cave are likely sourced from GOP staffers trying to make it happen. Doesn't mean it definitely won't happen. But it's like those NYT stories that Harvard is considering caving (they haven't). The anonymous source was trying to manifest it.