My resolution is to continue not listening to podcasts

One annual photo dump is forgivable but if ur doing one per month all on December 31 im unfollowing you. Get real

The baby that wanted to go the four seasons Orlando is starting college next fall 😭

watched stranger things coming out scene. lol

"Why Peter Thiel is leaving Silicon Valley" (2018)

Had a dream it was my job to announce dinner at Cardi b’s wedding

What the hell are we supposed to watch now

The worst part of the Nicki situation is that I no longer feel any glee announcing “it’s a holiday, play-with-my-pussy day”

Enjoyed the gay men’s chorus show this afternoon

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I wrote about Bari Weiss, 60 Minutes, CBS News, and what all of this says about the state of mainstream media. www.readtpa.com/p/the-kill-s...

what’s 60 minutes

Flops are addicted to the little spotlight u get from pivoting lol. Not that deep!

justice for home by Edward sharpe 😭

Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.

Pooping in the dark is spooky mama

I see people hoping HBO or a US company takes over Heated Rivalry next season so it has a bigger budget & is Emmy-eligible, so I’d like to emphasize Jacob Tierney’s answer re: what would have happened if it had been made by a US company, based on what was said to him when he was pitching it.

Til the cottage stinks

Why would he draw that

Go ahead, deck the halls. I’ll have sex with them!!!!

The era of the loser stretches on

So embarrassing that the other countries can see this too, my god

“While Fielder’s legislation drew heated scrutiny online, every person who showed up to make in-person public comment spoke in support of the proposed or amended legislation.”

A group of protesters from interfaith groups arrived Tuesday in the predawn hours outside the federal facility at 630 Sansome Street in San Francisco where immigrants arriving for immigration court have been summarily swept into detention facilities since May. buff.ly/v8y0Xoq

Yep. Mark Kelly, who expects us to have his back vs Trump and Hegseth, and who absolutely will NOT stop sending texts asking for $$$, says your trans family members can go fuck themselves.

Watching the Americans and every time Keri Russell has a monologue I think “she was pregnant with the diplomat here”

Retconning burlesque into a Christmas movie her mind!!!!!!

Does absorbency not suggest porousness? Trying to figure out if the SpongeBob song is redundant

Go ahead, call Santa. I’ll have SEX with him!!!!!

that’s so crazy

no santas refused gift dump

He also has a neck tattoo 🛐

Are we getting another boring season of Beverly Hills :-(

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

This song spikes my mirth levels and causes me to enter what medical professionals call a “festive hysteria”

Venezuela's just the first of many, and they're hoping other places will just fold instead of getting into a protracted air and ground war after this one. And I know what you're thinking: Didn't the creation of Dubai require slaves? Yes! Good point! Noodle on that for a minute.

People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!

"What Swift’s defenders didn’t realize was that they were pushing back against a false narrative that had been seeded and amplified by a small network of inauthentic social accounts. Worse, they were helping to disseminate those bad-faith allegations by earnestly engaging with them."

STOP RESTING ON MY LAURELS

7 sleeps until more gay hockey

do you know what happens to a gavin newsom when it gets struck by lightning?