Y'all. I just got Audra McDonald to crack up. About sucking dick.

Y'all the way this South Beach bar *WENT UP* when the mix included Nikki Minaj and that the DJ had to get on mic like "it's an old mix, it was from before..."

Truly one of my favorite performances of music ever.

Y'all this man who lives at my house is in this state of packing for a cruise for which he leaves in fewer than 800 minutes. I literally cannot.

@camcron.bsky.social go dafuk to bed. I got Abbott to catch up on.

My timeline is so full of fans of bears today

I think I might write a little app that follows @camcron.bsky.social and, whenever one of y'all engages with his nonsense, replies with "please don't encourage this."

You're going to have Fox doing that no matter what. Might as well actually accomplish something.

I am the only one in this gay bar that understood "this is a worse beat down than the Oregon-Indiana game earlier." regarding that lip sync. I contain multitudes.

Myki Meeks out of drag looks like she might have appeared in a commercial for St Jude a few years ago.

Another year with no SEC teams in the National Championship. It must not mean more in January, I guess.

Apparently Cuba does not exist in the world of Virgin Voyages. This does not elicit confidence in their navigational prowess.

Get you a man who makes you apple butter in the crock pot in the evenings.

Going on a cruise that's a company retreat for the bf's new job. Followed immediately by a big gay party cruise. Pray for me.

Three days before lockdowns started, @monovalent.bsky.social and I started doing the NYT Crossword every day. Doing that puzzle became a big part of me keeping sane and having a few moments of normalcy. A little less than three years later, I broke our streak. Today, it's back rebuilt.

Did PG&E have a power outage in Simi Valley during the filming of RuPaul?

I just remembered that both Georgia and Alabama lost yesterday. Happy New Year indeed.

Happy Year of Linux on the Desktop to all who celebrate!

It always makes me giggle when I get carded going into a bar that is currently playing Bee Gees

The anthem of cyber security technologists everywhere this holiday season

I'm stuck on P1 call. About DNS. On the Friday before Xmas holidays. send noodz plx

Def didn't have "Local MLB team buys historic theater" on my bingo card today.

this actually is me and @nada.zip

2025 flight stats

*WE* deserve it

Do not like this. Do not encourage this. For you, this is merely a momentary giggle in your telephone. But for me, this is real life.

*in Ru Paul voice* "Agnes Shakespeare, Hamlet is NOT a contact sport!"

Whelp

With the flight home this weekend, I'm done flying for the year. 2024 stats: 39 flights 63,826 miles 19 airports 151 hours and 13 minutes in the air Shortest flight: 191 miles from SFO to RNO Longest flight: 7,694 miles from ATL to ADD

Guess I'm pretty fond of these guys.

I am nowhere near inebriated enough for The National Gingerbread House Competition.

Shout out to everyone who mentioned once in ~2007 around their mother that they liked some particular dish. Could be marshmallows on sweet potatoes. Could be fried onion in the green beans. Doesn't matter if you ever actually enjoyed it you will be getting it every year until the end of time. Enjoy.

Looking at the apps/sites impacted and realizing that *they* wouldn't pay for a real CDN? Really?

I treat my earthquakes like I treat my men: if you're gonna be less than 7, I better be able to really feel it.

This headline ought to be in the intro page to this era in history in the books of the 2070's

I like to end work calls with "have a good weekend everybody" on a Tuesday morning. Just to see how my coworkers respond.

Sunday Scaries update: kitty doesn't want the spoopy decorations to go away.

What's my tism look like? It looks like all the clocks in the house already being set back for the stupid time change.

Not a single one of the sports team I'd prefer to win did so today. Plz send noods to help me through this difficult time.

After almost two straight months of travel, finally in my happy place for a Saturday morning

It is a house of cards. That's built in a fan factory. That's also on fire.

I am in a strip club. In Toledo on a Thursday. That definitely used to be a Red Lobster.

Did you know that, as an adult, no one can stop you from doing this?

@camcron.bsky.social this you.

No Blue Angels for SF Fleet Week this year, which ... GOOD. The best part of a government shutdown is to not have to feel like I'm in an active war zone having fighter jets buzzing my neighborhood for a week.

Unexpected bonus gift from my trip: I get a shiny new work laptop. Apparently Ethiopia is on the no-no list of places for folks with my level of access at work, so they have bricked my machine.

This is homophobic.

It's the first perfect football day since November 11, 2017: Tech wins and Georgie loses. THWG!