The worm? It is taped.

Apparently the former President of Germany was at the convention I ran this weekend. So that's cool.

The Dutch are truly the best example of "don't get hooked on your own supply" ever. They got a monopoly on all the spices from Southeast Asia and then proceeded to not put a single one into any piece of their food.

This is not a serious country.

I have been here in this new (to me) city for 48 hours and am, therefore, an expert.

Anybody know why the bathrooms in bars/restaurants all seem to be upstairs? Are the folks in wheelchairs here not allowed to pee or wash their hands?

Hearing someone break up with their bf in Dutch might be one of the funniest things I've ever heard. This is simply not a serious language.

I once broke a US nuclear submarine. And, for a little bonus fact as a treat, that's not why they kicked me out of the Navy.

And wouldja look at that: upgrades cleared on both legs. Polaris lounges here we come!

OOO is on. Timecards submitted. Flight checked in. Beer in hand. Feels like.... VACATION TIME!

You ever think about how weird it is that US coins don't have any kind of indication of their value on them anywhere?

Get you a man who does this. Hell, get two or three of them.

The pizza, movie, and cuddles are hitting hard this evening.

I say this with the utmost sadness for our community. Please do not tip the str8 girls who happen to come to the drag show.

Y'all every damn day on this telephone application when there is some new unhinged discourse related to @lerrrgan.bsky.social

Amber Ruffin would be *so much better* than him at this gig.

Maura got Rob's dick in her eye so so bad

If I get an email with a "Support ICE" button, I will not only unsubscribe, I will screenshot it and make sure everyone I know knows that your company is genocidal.

Sunday funday casting! Prompt: Hamlet, but with Buster Bluth as Hamlet Hamlet: Tony Hale Gertrude: Maya Rudolph Claudius: Alan Cumming Polonius: Bob the Drag Queen R & G: Ron Funches & Love Island Rob Ophelia: Sabrina Carpenter King Hamlet: Patrick Stewart

Glad we're waiting until after the Olympics to randomly invade countries, unlike Russia.

"What are ADHD meds if not candy for millennials?" -my bf just now, and not the one you think

Now they kiss?

Still thinking about how good "Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die" is. And also how much of a doofus I am for immediately picking up my phone at the end to ask Gemini if there's a post-credit scene. In my defense, I really had to pee. Note: there is no post-credit scene. Go see this film in a theater.

Forty years and still never had a cavity! I think I deserve a cookie to celebrate.

Cloudflare is failing at delivering content across the Internet again today.

Just booked another gay cruise. That'll make three gay ones and a str8 one this year. Wheeee.

My version of spring cleaning this year is removing minor annoyances from my day. The stuff that, in any single moment doesn't matter much, but lasting over the course of years make my life just a little less perfect. Out with that trash!

I feel like you've been working on this for a couple of decades already.

As a world class expert in barbershop quartet, boy howdy was that average. As a poly faggot with a sub boy, GOOD LORD ARE THERE A LOT OF RED FLAGS!

Next few months of travel: March 5-12: Amsterdam March 13-16: Wuppertal, DE March 19-22: Stockton, CA March 26-30: Palm Springs April 16-19: Toronto April 19-23: Chicago April 23-26: Detroit May 1-3: Riverside, CA I'd love to find a moment to meet up with any of you lovelies around these parts!

Mi Amores! ♥️

I have binged this whole season of The Traitors in the last week. Am I cool yet? In any case, I have opinions about these people.

Anyone know of a way to recover the email address associated with an account here? I'm trying to sign in to my alt, and have tried all the emails I can think of, but no dice.

Y'all. I just got Audra McDonald to crack up. About sucking dick.

Y'all the way this South Beach bar *WENT UP* when the mix included Nikki Minaj and that the DJ had to get on mic like "it's an old mix, it was from before..."

Truly one of my favorite performances of music ever.

Y'all this man who lives at my house is in this state of packing for a cruise for which he leaves in fewer than 800 minutes. I literally cannot.

@camcron.bsky.social go dafuk to bed. I got Abbott to catch up on.

My timeline is so full of fans of bears today

I think I might write a little app that follows @camcron.bsky.social and, whenever one of y'all engages with his nonsense, replies with "please don't encourage this."

You're going to have Fox doing that no matter what. Might as well actually accomplish something.

I am the only one in this gay bar that understood "this is a worse beat down than the Oregon-Indiana game earlier." regarding that lip sync. I contain multitudes.

Myki Meeks out of drag looks like she might have appeared in a commercial for St Jude a few years ago.

Another year with no SEC teams in the National Championship. It must not mean more in January, I guess.

Apparently Cuba does not exist in the world of Virgin Voyages. This does not elicit confidence in their navigational prowess.

Get you a man who makes you apple butter in the crock pot in the evenings.

Going on a cruise that's a company retreat for the bf's new job. Followed immediately by a big gay party cruise. Pray for me.

Three days before lockdowns started, @monovalent.bsky.social and I started doing the NYT Crossword every day. Doing that puzzle became a big part of me keeping sane and having a few moments of normalcy. A little less than three years later, I broke our streak. Today, it's back rebuilt.