The Germans and the Dutch are out. On PKs. In the first round of the knockout. I love the World Cup.

I would pay hundreds of extra dollars to any airline that would provide flights that did not have any children on them.

Erling Haaland is the best thing that Monster Factory ever produced.

I'm now on the schedule to teach Basic Keelboat 1 and 2 at Spinnaker Sailing in San Francisco. Really proud of myself to get to this point just 3 years and 11 days from the first time I set foot on a sailboat.

Ru Paul at production meetings:

I absolutely was not going to allow @camcron.bsky.social to have all the knobs and controls of our family chat.

"I think that bad taste is terminal." - @camcron.bsky.social

Silky Nutmeg Ganache is the Eric Cartman of drag

How's everyone else's Friday going?

We're all sides in space

I served as a poll clerk at my local precinct for yesterday's election. It was a loooong day, but I really encourage everyone to do it. It was a great way to see the cross section of my neighbors and gives me a new respect for how we collectively make decisions as a society.

Woman this morning with a thick NJ accent, halfway up the trail to the top of Diamond Head: "So does anybody know where's exactly is this diamond head crater?"

There's a phone number that is not in my contacts that has sent me a "Happy Birthday!" text every year since 2017. I don't know who they are, and there are no other texts. I think they might be one of my best and longest friends.

*Rafiki voice*: "It is time"

That's all.

Gay guy music video night but it’s just the Audra McDonald’s Palladium concert complete with “Rose’s Turn” @camcron.bsky.social @monovalent.bsky.social @nada.zip

Tonight's film. Watching with my Chinese bf to make it...slightly closer to ok.

Y'all the Special Edition Box Set for this film better come with bungee cords. Because, boy howdy, does your disbelief really need suspending.

I've realized that I viewed the song "Being Alive" from Company as a list with one task per person. And that's why I'm poly.

I still remember how angry I was at @camcron.bsky.social leaving the theater for making me sit through this

Taste skips a generation.

Upcoming travel plans. Any bloomfs around these parts?

Happy taco Tuesday everybody

Jokes on him. It was me.

he’s just the bestest boy

Sniffies messages on the expo floor of a big IT security conference is like if autism gained sentience.

The worm? It is taped.

Apparently the former President of Germany was at the convention I ran this weekend. So that's cool.

The Dutch are truly the best example of "don't get hooked on your own supply" ever. They got a monopoly on all the spices from Southeast Asia and then proceeded to not put a single one into any piece of their food.

This is not a serious country.

I have been here in this new (to me) city for 48 hours and am, therefore, an expert.

Anybody know why the bathrooms in bars/restaurants all seem to be upstairs? Are the folks in wheelchairs here not allowed to pee or wash their hands?

Hearing someone break up with their bf in Dutch might be one of the funniest things I've ever heard. This is simply not a serious language.

I once broke a US nuclear submarine. And, for a little bonus fact as a treat, that's not why they kicked me out of the Navy.

And wouldja look at that: upgrades cleared on both legs. Polaris lounges here we come!

OOO is on. Timecards submitted. Flight checked in. Beer in hand. Feels like.... VACATION TIME!

You ever think about how weird it is that US coins don't have any kind of indication of their value on them anywhere?

Get you a man who does this. Hell, get two or three of them.

The pizza, movie, and cuddles are hitting hard this evening.

I say this with the utmost sadness for our community. Please do not tip the str8 girls who happen to come to the drag show.

Y'all every damn day on this telephone application when there is some new unhinged discourse related to @lerrrgan.bsky.social

Amber Ruffin would be *so much better* than him at this gig.

Maura got Rob's dick in her eye so so bad

If I get an email with a "Support ICE" button, I will not only unsubscribe, I will screenshot it and make sure everyone I know knows that your company is genocidal.

Sunday funday casting! Prompt: Hamlet, but with Buster Bluth as Hamlet Hamlet: Tony Hale Gertrude: Maya Rudolph Claudius: Alan Cumming Polonius: Bob the Drag Queen R & G: Ron Funches & Love Island Rob Ophelia: Sabrina Carpenter King Hamlet: Patrick Stewart

Glad we're waiting until after the Olympics to randomly invade countries, unlike Russia.

"What are ADHD meds if not candy for millennials?" -my bf just now, and not the one you think

Now they kiss?

Still thinking about how good "Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die" is. And also how much of a doofus I am for immediately picking up my phone at the end to ask Gemini if there's a post-credit scene. In my defense, I really had to pee. Note: there is no post-credit scene. Go see this film in a theater.