this actually is me and @nada.zip

2025 flight stats

*WE* deserve it

Do not like this. Do not encourage this. For you, this is merely a momentary giggle in your telephone. But for me, this is real life.

*in Ru Paul voice* "Agnes Shakespeare, Hamlet is NOT a contact sport!"

Whelp

With the flight home this weekend, I'm done flying for the year. 2024 stats: 39 flights 63,826 miles 19 airports 151 hours and 13 minutes in the air Shortest flight: 191 miles from SFO to RNO Longest flight: 7,694 miles from ATL to ADD

Guess I'm pretty fond of these guys.

I am nowhere near inebriated enough for The National Gingerbread House Competition.

Shout out to everyone who mentioned once in ~2007 around their mother that they liked some particular dish. Could be marshmallows on sweet potatoes. Could be fried onion in the green beans. Doesn't matter if you ever actually enjoyed it you will be getting it every year until the end of time. Enjoy.

Looking at the apps/sites impacted and realizing that *they* wouldn't pay for a real CDN? Really?

I treat my earthquakes like I treat my men: if you're gonna be less than 7, I better be able to really feel it.

This headline ought to be in the intro page to this era in history in the books of the 2070's

I like to end work calls with "have a good weekend everybody" on a Tuesday morning. Just to see how my coworkers respond.

Sunday Scaries update: kitty doesn't want the spoopy decorations to go away.

What's my tism look like? It looks like all the clocks in the house already being set back for the stupid time change.

Not a single one of the sports team I'd prefer to win did so today. Plz send noods to help me through this difficult time.

After almost two straight months of travel, finally in my happy place for a Saturday morning

It is a house of cards. That's built in a fan factory. That's also on fire.

I am in a strip club. In Toledo on a Thursday. That definitely used to be a Red Lobster.

Did you know that, as an adult, no one can stop you from doing this?

@camcron.bsky.social this you.

No Blue Angels for SF Fleet Week this year, which ... GOOD. The best part of a government shutdown is to not have to feel like I'm in an active war zone having fighter jets buzzing my neighborhood for a week.

Unexpected bonus gift from my trip: I get a shiny new work laptop. Apparently Ethiopia is on the no-no list of places for folks with my level of access at work, so they have bricked my machine.

This is homophobic.

It's the first perfect football day since November 11, 2017: Tech wins and Georgie loses. THWG!

Georgia Tech had no business winning that football game.

And finally the last flight. It's gone: Silhouette Island Helipad > SEZ > ADD > FCO > IAD > SFO Almost 50 full hours of travel. Whew what a trip!

Flight two of five of this trip home: SEZ > ADD

Maybe one of the most touristy things I've ever done, but I gotta eat. And who isn't curious about how the Seychelles Burger King is?

The last few days we've been on Silhouette island in the Seychelles. I thought it was named that because the island makes a lovely silhouette off in the distance from the main island, Mahe. 1/2

I saw Goody Proctor take Tylenol in the third trimester.

It's the last day of an absolutely magical 3-week vacation. I don't want to go home but I'm ready to be home.

Hi, we're already in the afternoon of Tuesday September 23rd over here and nothing has happened. Or maybe none of the people at this resort on a private island in Seychelles were gonna get raptured. Either way, no complaints.

It feels kinda neat to be on the other side of the world from an earthquake at home and not only hear about it but also get a positive status update about our cat BMO's response before the shockwaves had time to reach me.

"4.8, that's not huge but still good sized." "My favorite in the dark room." Some of my friends need Jesus, y'all.

Had the most White Lotus day of my life. We got off the yacht in Seychelles and went to the lounge for some mojitos before the ferry over to the private island where our villa is. The staff were all lined up outside waving as we arrived. We've booked the helicopter for the return journey.

Have you tried the appropriate number of chromosomes?

Y'all. We literally broke into a yacht. In the Seychelles. What even is life right now?

🎶 Part of your woooorld🎶

Life. Done correctly

If it feels like you bopped your head, it's Kander and Ebb.

I don't know who the ❄️ connection is for the announcer on NFL RedZone, but they've got the good stuff.

Margaret Thatcher is dead. It's not the anniversary or anything, I just thought you'd like to know.

Does anyone know if the patent on the iron lung has run out? Asking for the children of Florida.

This has aged well.

🎶 He had it coming! He only had himself to blame! If you'da been there, of you'da seen it, I betcha you would have done the same. 🎶

It's always a fascinating experience at work the morning after your biggest client had a big round of layoffs.

I know I'm late to the discourse on the Cut article, but two quick questions: 1) can you imagine being one of this guy's friends/acquaintances? 2) is the least surprising part that the writer has a double-barreled last name?

Let this woman cook, justice for Peggy Hill