Turns out: Usha's *also* a terrible human!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Can we just municipilize PG&E already? They're clearly not up to the task of keeping the lights on.

I refuse to acknowledge that this is a thing. If I were to allow such a possibility it would consume my every thought.

Not my fault this time

Why are you gay?

COUNTLESS PEOPLE WILL DIE, MOST OF THEM CHILDREN. ALL BECAUSE AN IDIOT NEPOBABY THINKS BEING A CONTRARIAN IS THE SAME AS BEING SMART. THERE IS NOT A HELL HOT ENOUGH FOR PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better

well the Jinkx and Dela Holiday Show was amazing again

In a conversation about the new Steam Machine: "For a software company that doesn't really make software anymore, they're remarkably good at making hardware."

I love how the cybersecurity community consensus on this story is generally that the company deserved getting compromised for being so abusive and intrusive to their workers. www.tomshardware.com/tech-ind... Monitoring keystroke latency is an ADA complaint waiting to happen.

I get 50+ more years of complaining???

Tag yourself. I'm "FATIGUABILITY"

Hello being in my 40s

Hey kids, if you ever feel like it takes too long to achieve a goal, remember that IPv6 was proposed 30 years ago. IPv6 predates USB. It predates the popularization of the Spice Girls. It predates the Nintendo 64 and those perverted PilotWings characters. Complicated things take a lot of time.

I'm genuinely angry that this makes so much sense

the good that you do persists in this world

i want nuclear power plants so fucking bad bro I want wind farms and solar arrays and we just let microsoft fucking reopen the second-deadliest coal plant in the country we are so FUCKED

I start a new job tomorrow. It's a weird thing, because I care a lot about my work. In cybersecurity you either treat the environment like it's your own child or you check the necessary boxes to keep its heartbeat going for the next guy to come along.

a San Francisco holiday tradition

I love being Gay and Evil

[on the set of Scarface] AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten] DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT

This is my last Sunday guaranteed to be free of Sunday scaries for a while. (This bitch finally got herself a job)

I will be chowing down on Xanax instead of popcorn for this one.

Over to Monaco🇲🇨 where we have exclusive footage of bollards saving lives. #WorldBollardAssociation

A lobotomy would fix me.

Mad Men 4K

biiitch do something yourself! #WorldAIDSDay

One of the rare recent times the phrase "Boeing or I'm not going" is actually true.

The most unrealistic part of "Pluribus" is it mostly takes place in New Mexico and almost none of the zombies are white trash.

Most relatable thing about Carol is that she just wants to be left alone and watch The Golden Girls

30 years ago today, we watched one of the greatest endings of an episode of The Simpsons for the first time. “Mother Simpson” first aired November 19, 1995.

“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”

Waiting for S2 of #Deadloch like

CAN TODAY GET ANY BETTER????

if u do not have anything nice to say well sometimes u are not wrong

It's so much easier to pretend Measels isn't a serious issue if we remove our primary method of communicating data about Measels to medical professionals.

If AI is actually going to become ubiquitous, I think the Amish were right about the overall concept just wrong about the point in time they locked in on moral technology.

Treat your computer with contempt. Keep a hammer nearby to destroy it before it destroys you. If it can talk to the internet, it can fart out your worst secrets to the public.

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Me, rambling for way too long: It's not ADHD if I get back to my initial point.

When appropriate, I need someone responsible to flash this card in my face like I'm an errant soccer player.

Coming back to the US after three weeks