the pitt should introduce a character exhibiting symptoms of delirium who won't stop yelling that everyone in the hospital is in a tv show

Miles: People always say fuck around and find out like it’s bad. Miles: I love finding out. I'm a Chief Engineer I need to understand.

They can enable the surveillance state to harass and jail dissidents, but they can't figure out a decent out-of-home marketing strategy.

Star Trek isn't divisive if you aren't an asshole

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

"Doctor, can you please check my pulse rectally? Don't be afraid to get in there."

Watching the season finale of Industry

This is the right pic to remember her. A class act through and through.

Iranian intelligence has a huge advantage since they can just check polymarket to see what the US will do next.

Holy fuck how was this only a day ago? I've aged so much in a day from y'all's terrible posts.

Quark: I’m throwing a block party. You’re all blocked!

"When your colleagues find your personal BlueSky profile"

Vegas is a nightmare and Strip Law is the most accurate depiction of that nightmare.

Elect this man mayor of everything

The fuck I can't

it’s always ethical to murder Tuvix

hold on i gotta take this

Maude Flanders was too pure to witness 9/11.

Y'all, @camcron.bsky.social just walked in on me drawing a bath and singing the LA Law theme to myself. Is there no privacy anymore??

Thinking of her today

"Fair" would be yeeting all these racist GOP losers into the sun. As far as I can tell, the Dems are being magnanimous.

My favorite part of the Olympics is the ads featuring athletes eating foods that they clearly aren't allowed to eat.

How was he booed? Roundly.

I’ve been a Star Trek fan my whole life but Jay-Den has me wondering for the very first time what a Klingon dick looks like

Cleaning up my giant rats nest of cables. BMO has claimed a disused SPDIF cable as his own.

DIANNE WIEST!

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gm

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

gays be like, okay werk piggy

I want Starfleet Academy to bring back Tuvix just so I can watch Holly Hunter kill him.

Gay men who go out of their way to tell you that they don't like Beyoncé are a red flag.

It was *wild* being right next to the Adult Swim offices when this happened. The helicopters, the news vans, the FBI freaking out... over an advertisement.

This one really hurts.

If you find yourself sitting across from this guy you are F U C K E D

If you run an org with pulse survey results like this, now is the time to get a defense attorney on retainer.

The phone company used to dox whole cities all at once

I s2g if you don’t watch Industry you NEED to!!!

Am I laughing because his name is slang for male genitals in English? Partly. But I'm also laughing because in Dutch it means "thick"

If an arrest for protesting ICE precludes your employment somewhere, you better believe that would-be employer was going to a nightmare boss anyways.

RomCom idea: romantically involved couple where each partner (ethically) sleeps with the same stranger and get along incredibly well. Original partners are scared to share how much they like this other person to avoid jealousy. Concludes with a scene similar to the end of Mrs. Doubtfire.

Found my motto for the year, just change the 8 to a 2

"I Know Why the Caged Twink Swings"

I can honestly say that Miami's airport is a deeper circle of Hell than LAX. I didn't know that was possible.

love that it’s been 1030pm for like 3 hours

Holy fucking shit this is awesome use this now cybernews.com/security/dev...

"Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die" is quite possibly the best film title in the history of cinema.