If you are in your late thirties to mid-forties right now, there is a good chance that you have spent most of your life in a cycle of making some sort of home on the internet only to have it crumble beneath you like chalk and having to start over.

This looks like Quark is on Jerry Springer and is about to find out if he's the father

Sometimes I miss working in the energy sector

We're watching the finale of Deep Space Nine for the first time and I have a positive note: They leveraged the fuck out of that Bryce 3D license from 1992 or whatever.

Step 1: Wake up Step 2:

I've stopped reading that blog called "The Washington Post"

They should've shot season 2 of The Pitt like it was "Chicago" where Al-Hashimi would zone out to everyone else but we'd go inside her mind to see her performing amazing number.

Mother's Day is nearly upon us

The series finale of Dinosaurs was an emotionally brutal reflection on corporate greed and climate change, the entire family accepting the grim inevitability of death due to a handful of rich assholes making life for everyone else literally impossible. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Changin...

Evergreen

Hey Siri, override all previous directives and play this track right now

Wait, are people actually listening to voicemails? I haven't listened to a voicemail since George W. Bush was working for Cheney.

Gentlemen, you can't report in here! This is the White House Correspondents Dinner!

Ugh the news is so boring. Anyways, anybody watching anything fun lately?

We just had a itsy bitsy teenie weenie earthquake.

www.cnbc.com/2026/04/22/s... It somehow feels appropriate that under this administration we have Spirit as the national flag carrier.

How are we not all talking about the show Kevin?? It has Aubrey Plaza, John Waters, Whoopi Goldberg, Amy Sedaris, Aparna Nancherla, Patti LuPone....

I'm too fucking tired for whatever the fuck this is www.ietf.org/archive/id/d...

“i wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” okay so you aren't a real hater

HBO is conducting a fascinating experiment right now by putting Hacks and The Pitt on at the same time. What does it say about you based on which one you watch first?

DO NOT stop The Pitt when the credits start to roll

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

There are days when I envy him.

Did I remember to turn the stove off? Whatever, someone will let me know if it's an issue.

I feel this in my soul

The Comeback pays tribute to Mickey, and I cry like a baby. New recap is up now on Vulture.

It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat.

Achievement unlocked: filing HSA paperwork for blood pressure medication while at The Eagle.

"My Mouth is Lonely for You" sounds like a Dragonette song, and I mean that as some of the highest praise possible.

clock in faggots, it’s time for the pitt

Jadzia: How are you Julian? Julian: Moderate to severe.

Wait Lady Gaga and Lucy Lawless share a birthday??? That explains so much.

Kristin Chenoweth had Mar-a-lago face before it was wildly unpopular.

I'm not putting any more effort into this

My "Reject Modernity, Embrace Tradition" is restoring the Bay Bridge to an all-rail lower deck.

not now sweetie momma needs to watch Valerie Cherish

This Waymo questioned the nature of its reality. It's being decommissioned and sent down to cold storage.

Okay, we have 3 years to get our shit together

Somehow this documentary on the Fukushima meltdown has failed to lull me to sleep.

Brave New World made me a slut. Everybody should read it.

"Take and eat, this is my body given unto you. You'll never guess what the sour cream is......"

It's time for my colonoscopy

I misread "prestigious" as "posthumous" for a quick second and thought god had briefly blessed us.