Happy middle of May to those who celebrate! 💜

James Emory “Jimmie” Foxx made his major league debut as a catcher with the Philadelphia Athletics in 1925. He was 17 years old. He joined the Red Sox in 1936 and by that time he had graced the cover of Time magazine (1929).

I always hope that the person reading a form that I have filled out by hand thinks "wow this handwriting is absolutely beautiful"

This is the cuntiest anyone has ever been or will ever be

much to consider

Here is a very important video of an otter having his head stroked.

This touches on something that always bothers me about the “cheer for American decline” crowd: They think it somehow means America will finally, publicly be made to pay for past failures but it really means death & despair when nobody fills the gap left by USAID. Crown, gutter, rinse, repeat.

My sweet prince 💔

Drunk Charles Barkley slurring his support for trans people into the mic at a karaoke bar in Lake Tahoe is the greatest moment in the history of trans allyship

Did anybody else's elementary school treat Warheads (the candy) like they were uncut black tar heroin?

fascists blame so many of our legitimate complaints and fears on "TDS" that I forgot some people genuinely have it

Not taking any selfies these days so have a #humpday classic

Terminal case of Nate Silver "social media is reality" Syndrome

Your package is out for delivery. 📦💨

Did we ever figure out why they were calling each other by their names

straight twunks have gotta chill with the spiderman jumpsuits

sally field is so much better than everybody

drinking a chai tea and eating ahi tuna and shrimp scampi over rice pilaf while I use my PIN number to log in to the LCD display ATM machine

That lady who did the AI commencement address is a Lisa Kudrow character

"Sinéad O'Connor is bald" jokes were as tired and lame in the 90s as they are today, but there's something about Phil Hartman-as-Sinatra in this sketch addressing her as "yo, cueball" that is absolutely hilarious to me

22 episode seasons with only a three-month or so break between them.

I don’t know what to tell you. This is art.

Take him to the Halemaʻumaʻu crater and let Pele deal with him

Not literal celebrity Christina Ricci having a more progressive take on celebrity than like 90% of my feed

you know who never goes to the met gala? Sally Field

🚫👽 - dashare.zone ADMIN

I would only watch that ContraPoints/Briahna Joy Grey interview if it was to the death

If they're bringing that London Evita to Broadway they should have Rachel Zegler sing Don't Cry For Me from the second floor of Bubba Gump Shrimp

Looking for good productions of Aida on YouTube, and unfortunately (but not surprising given what I know about opera in Europe) the one with the most male nudity is also the one that’s comfortable with blackface

an all-timer

I love my boys

Had absolutely no idea Ted Turner was still kicking. He was so omnipresent when I was a kid but then became a nonentity sort of overnight

Exactly

Everybody read her to filth criticizing, but bell hooks was right about Beyonce. What more proof would anyone need than her co-hosting this decadent farce with Bezos?

"Unlike other restaurants, Manny's Deli will let anyone walk in the door and pay them money in exchange for food. The eclectic citizenry of Chicago enter this establishment under a sort of "sandwich truce", an unfamiliar concept to warring diners of the Beltway."

Miss me w this bullshit please

Alan Alda: A Surefire Way to Heat Up Your Sex Life

Jason Alexander at the Met Gala

ROXANNE...

Slightly diminish a film 9 Things I Feel Like You Could Work On

everyone keep rudy giuliani's cousin-wife in your thoughts at this difficult time

Sorry but there's a minimum number of times you have to let a stupid guy cum inside you before you achieve full himbofication

I've seen a version of this meme for most of the states I've lived in, but this one is the most accurate

right now someone is making a YouTube video called "the Rothschilds pay to make your bed extra comfy when you have to get up early to go to work" and it's going to get 10.3m views