how do i explain my humor to people?

I know I'll earn my peace when there's nothing left, nothing to lose 🪽

3 avocado chicken salad at work, BECAUSE IM THE HEALTHIEST PERSON AT THE OFFICE

Tbh just love music @raurymoore.bsky.social

Everyone talking about the DC Sub Guy, as if there are guys in DC who aren’t subs 🤔

vibe was Russian-Iranian summer music

☯️ 😎

Driving round Moscow, eating sushi, and listening to Diskoteka Avariya. My Russian-version of Blink 182.

The shirt doesn’t fit, but I still love it 🙃🙃

Thursday ✅

Baby you can be tough.

A dictatorship with no cultural authority, how dreadful.

Please remember that Mountain Dew and Doritos are not substitutes for water, fruits, & vegetables.

Wednesday ✅

7:30 a.m view of San Francisco

Tuesday ✅

God bless.

If you are not trolling Debra Messing on IG, you are not using IG as Meta intended.

🤖

Monday ✅

Good day for guac

Truth is what two people agree on.

Nana Gyulikekhvyan

Lavinia Bazhbeuk-Melikyan

🏰 🇱🇺

🦪 10/10

5pm coffee and bong hits in bed.

Went as Lisa Barlow’s troll 🧌 #freejenshah

Friday ✅

And just found and bought a vintage Mumiy Troll band shirt 🙃☺️

Times change. Mumiy Troll formed in 1983. 1998, Russia got MTV & MT’s video was 1st to air (video w/2000 remix). MT were 1st to support AIDS prevention in Russia. 2005, MT’s CD was recalled for using a negative image of Putin. 2022, MT was removed from Russian airwaves for condemning war in Ukraine.

🌖

Thursday/years ago ✅

Option A (Russia style, where I moved from): be the VP to your buddy. Option B (Azerbaijan style, where I was born): have your wife take office. Either way: legit media outlets should call out a wannabe-dictator while there is still a freedom of press (something gone in Russia and Azerbaijan)

Every body is different, but not everybody is a powerful courtroom ATTORNEY. I see fitness programs tailored to different ethnicities, but I’ve never seen a program tailored to LAWYERS. Wonder what Kim K. thinks.

SCREAM 7

The oldest “athletic club” in the United States is the San Francisco Olympic Club. Homos.

Wednesday ✅

Gym with her

Do Red and Green Ranger tho 🥹🥹

Sold my old pair of Crocs but broke my headphones & am down $25. Comme ci comme ca.

Is it appropriate to have a pair of office sliders so I don’t have the be CONFINED AND OPPRESSED by shoes???

Tuesday ✅

Bury me

Little Mediterraneania

All day I dream about Freddy