🥳 Hollander’s Pelvis Protector
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Easily amused. Work in tech. Island boy. Nerd. ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ 👨🏽🤝👨🏼
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It’s Filipino Heritage Month. If you know a Filipino, suck their d*ck.
4 months ago
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Make Animal Crossing great again.
19 days ago
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Finally 💦
19 days ago
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If you have your own well, I would bottom you so hard.
19 days ago
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Rudbeckia
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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M@
19 days ago
hudson williams u are so gorgeous and i need u so bad xx
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Kevin Tran ✨
20 days ago
EX-FUCKING-SCUSE ME?!?!? 😍
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I was in a state of rubbing one out and then I randomly thought about how almost half of the US is in a recession.
20 days ago
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We all know why Hudson is not getting the same attention as Connor.
20 days ago
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Entering 2026 with a body powered by Danish cookies and hot cocoa.
20 days ago
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Who knew my affinity for c*ck would be so strong
20 days ago
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Yo, be kind to yourself. Kbye.
21 days ago
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Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
add a skeleton here at some point
21 days ago
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People assume I’m uptight but it’s just my hole that’s really tight.
22 days ago
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Outing someone is extremely loser f*cking behavior.
22 days ago
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🐽
22 days ago
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Show hog
23 days ago
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🫶🏽
23 days ago
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10 more mins before we get to the cottage.
23 days ago
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I’m a strict top.
add a skeleton here at some point
23 days ago
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Hubs got me the 1st edition hard cover and I’m about to cry again and again and again.
23 days ago
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Sis-in-law and I made THEEE cottage.
#HeatedRivalry
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23 days ago
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Cousin is explaining how to play this board game. It’s been more than half an hour.
24 days ago
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Chat, what’s the plan for tomorrow? Are we live skeeting Heated Rivalry at midnight?
24 days ago
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I’m a huge skank for these cookies.
24 days ago
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Pulling up to the cottage
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24 days ago
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Mary Quimus Eve
25 days ago
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Brown Eyes hive, it’s our time.
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Brown Eyes by Lady Gaga on Apple Music
Song · 2008 · Duration 4:02
https://music.apple.com/us/album/brown-eyes/1440818588?i=1440818805
25 days ago
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MAGA Minaj talking about “boys, be boys.” Ok. If you’re born with a flat a*s, you should stay having a flat a*s.
25 days ago
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Going through everyone’s voice reveal cause I’m nosey.
25 days ago
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This tin is massive af. Filipinos, iykyk.
25 days ago
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Something about people who wear turtlenecks with a vest, a holiday scarf, a Christmas pin, skinny jeans, and thigh high boots are just the rudest mfers during the holidays.
25 days ago
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My favorite thing about being gay people is that we think everyone is gay or gay adjacent.
25 days ago
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HEATED RIVALRY GAYS ARE H*RNY AGAIN! HIDE YOUR HUSBANDS!
26 days ago
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The gays being gay on here.
26 days ago
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f*ck me 🤯
26 days ago
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Watching ‘Single All The Way’ and Jennifer Coolidge just carries this movie. -an obsessed gay
26 days ago
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Twinks, why do they call you d*mons?
26 days ago
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Felt cute
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26 days ago
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The only BS I like is PBS. CBS can suck it.
27 days ago
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Jorge Caldera
28 days ago
Shortest day of the year; only up from here!
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Pluribus had to change its season finale episode because of my boys. The power.
27 days ago
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Nicki just mad cause Kamala didn’t invite her grifting a*s to the party.
27 days ago
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Jerked off twice this morning
28 days ago
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Bought my first smutty book instead cause I’m a wh*re for Hollander and Rozanov.
add a skeleton here at some point
28 days ago
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So.. yall want to see people douche? That’s crazy. 🫠
28 days ago
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Who’s coming to the cottage?
29 days ago
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wood morning
29 days ago
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I need a flip phone
29 days ago
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-mom
29 days ago
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