Make Animal Crossing great again.

Finally 💦

If you have your own well, I would bottom you so hard.

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

hudson williams u are so gorgeous and i need u so bad xx

🥺

EX-FUCKING-SCUSE ME?!?!? 😍

I was in a state of rubbing one out and then I randomly thought about how almost half of the US is in a recession.

We all know why Hudson is not getting the same attention as Connor.

Entering 2026 with a body powered by Danish cookies and hot cocoa.

Who knew my affinity for c*ck would be so strong

Yo, be kind to yourself. Kbye.

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026

People assume I’m uptight but it’s just my hole that’s really tight.

Outing someone is extremely loser f*cking behavior.

🐽

Show hog

🫶🏽

10 more mins before we get to the cottage.

I’m a strict top.

Hubs got me the 1st edition hard cover and I’m about to cry again and again and again.

Sis-in-law and I made THEEE cottage. #HeatedRivalry

Cousin is explaining how to play this board game. It’s been more than half an hour.

Chat, what’s the plan for tomorrow? Are we live skeeting Heated Rivalry at midnight?

I’m a huge skank for these cookies.

Pulling up to the cottage

Mary Quimus Eve

Brown Eyes hive, it’s our time. music.apple.com/us/album/bro...

MAGA Minaj talking about “boys, be boys.” Ok. If you’re born with a flat a*s, you should stay having a flat a*s.

Going through everyone’s voice reveal cause I’m nosey.

This tin is massive af. Filipinos, iykyk.

Something about people who wear turtlenecks with a vest, a holiday scarf, a Christmas pin, skinny jeans, and thigh high boots are just the rudest mfers during the holidays.

My favorite thing about being gay people is that we think everyone is gay or gay adjacent.

HEATED RIVALRY GAYS ARE H*RNY AGAIN! HIDE YOUR HUSBANDS!

The gays being gay on here.

f*ck me 🤯

Watching ‘Single All The Way’ and Jennifer Coolidge just carries this movie. -an obsessed gay

Twinks, why do they call you d*mons?

Felt cute

The only BS I like is PBS. CBS can suck it.

Shortest day of the year; only up from here!

Pluribus had to change its season finale episode because of my boys. The power.

Nicki just mad cause Kamala didn’t invite her grifting a*s to the party.

Jerked off twice this morning

Bought my first smutty book instead cause I’m a wh*re for Hollander and Rozanov.

So.. yall want to see people douche? That’s crazy. 🫠

Who’s coming to the cottage?

wood morning

I need a flip phone

-mom