Finally! 😭

Alien Earth went crazy with the latest episode. 👁️

Being antivax yet wanting to take ozempic is crazy work.

Holy grail for my skin routine and drinking lots of water.

Dear god, can you also take out the corrupt politicians and their nepo kids in the Philippines too. It would be a Christmas miracle.

been v feral lately

Go get your shots, pls.

September 1st

Enjoying the fruits of my labor by staying my ass home.

Happy September eve to those who celebrate.

Amtrak, ACELArate your a*s to the west coast bih.

-ber months loading. 🍂🍁

Essa photoshoot da Jennifer Coolidge simplesmente insuperável.

Don’t feel bad spending that money. Just remember there’s an idiot out there that bought a hat with a felon’s name on it.

For context

Minnesota:

If you like ube, you’re basically my best friend.

New iPhone coming out.

How’s everyone’s mental health?

If I were being chased, I would want it to be this guy. 🏃‍♂️💨

Just a heads up for anyone who doesn’t have a Filipino friend, Christmas starts September 1st.

Snoop dorkity dork can go eat a d*ck.

‘Crumbl’ cookies are so Grindr coded. Prove me wrong.

Bay Area moots, what pumpkin patches and mazes are we going to?

My bad to one of my bloomfies. A lady at chipotle saw your hog as I was scrolling.

Lee Pace is my messiah.

KATSEYE serve choreography for Gap.

A pair of jeans that I had saved in my cart went up $10.

Make America Pregnant Again is sending me.

My fall 2025 outfit

Class of 2025 has dropped 🎂 #GBBO

Oh no.. summer is over.

From now until 2028, taking all the high roads are officially closed. You can go to h*ll.

Story time: mom wants to drop off food she made. Mom has a key to my place. Mom uses master bathroom instead of the guest bathroom. Mom sees my enema shower cleaner. Mom:

The most fakest b*tches that you will encounter are the ones with bible verses in their bio.

Didn’t sleep well. Guess I’ll just be annoyed today.

Cₐₗₗᵢₙ𝓰 ₐₗₗ ₜ𝓌ᵢₙₖₛ

Ugh I really want a tattoo of two squirrels reaching for my nuts.

RIP icon. ✨

“one band, one sound” took me outtt🤣😭 (she’s right tho).. #California @governor.ca.gov

Who tf is Ethel Cain and why is she beefing with the lady whose p*ssy taste like Pepsi?

He might be a menace but he’s our menace.

Maybe I do want to go to this market for days.

‘Don’t California my (red state)’ Girl, stfu.

Happy Liberation Day, California. 🧸

First poster for ‘Fallout’ S2 ☢️ Releasing on Prime Video in December

Tell me why my a*s said, “thank you” to the people in the elevator????

The benefit of growing out your hair is not having to spend $60 every two weeks.