Blessed is he who can fit two hogs in their a*s.

Soft girl summer 2.0

They say money can’t buy happiness. Bish, check my Costco bill.

We’re about to have a really good summer album.

Not into horror but here I am wanting to see this.

I had a dream last night that Lee Pace was courting me. Woke up wanting to toss my house outside.

10/10 🧚‍♀️

💅

My legs were dead but here’s a cute outside 4 ya.

Tops really just out here eating whatever tf they want before going into pound town.

Picked up my cute stole. Another masters program for the books.

Conservative men are not beating the ugly allegations.

Bee-gin your adventures and level up with Jollibee and FINAL FANTASY XIV starting on April 21! 🐝 sqex.to/JwTts (And fear not, no chocobo companions were harmed in the making of this collaboration!) #jollibee #jollibeexffxiv

Can the gays pls stop going to Coachella.

My bish better than yours.

Self-hating gays are sooooo embarrassing.

🚀🧑🏽‍🚀

Melanie, just leak it.

Ken is also spoiled! 🥰

I play vball with a lot of Gen Z’ers and they do this a lot:

‘I’m all the bottom you need’ would be a good ballad tbh.

What is your ultimate goal in life? Me: my ultimate goal in life is to achieve my goals. Thank u.

Bsky shadow banning me because I’m cute.

Do you ever just say huh and then answer the question midway through the person repeating the question? My brain is on dialup today.

Someone should do a Timelapse of their hog getting hard tomorrow and caption it: “He has risen.”

She was dolled up, now she doesn’t gaf.

Zara bish, get behind me. I’ll protect you.

99% of the people I follow are from Chicago. 🫪

The orange felon hiring women to high positions of power and then firing them is a master class in misogyny.

If I don’t see any PoC in your friend group, it’s definitely sus.

Jack Harlow cosplaying as a black artist needs to be defunded immediately.

OBSESSED!

BREAKING NEWS: TLC’s Chili has now been downgraded to paprika.

I would like to meet the designers for mega slowbro. Hog-fleshlight lookin a*s.

Those puppies are so big, I’m shocked she didn’t pew pew them.

Let me make something clear, there is 100% nothing wrong with him wanting to do what he enjoys. This b*tch though, is a vile human being attacking the community her man enjoys. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Ok Valerie Cherish, I’m hooked.

Waiting for my parents to tell me that they have a trust fund for me.

Belt to 🍑

Bring back swagger.

Bae brought home Jollibee for din din 😭

Don’t go chasing what now?

A friend pointing out that this is the third poke bowl I had this week.

It has to be really bad for Santa to come on his off szn.

The only coworker that I go places with outside of work is inviting strangers to our outings. Yeah, I’m done.

TMZ is back on the map.

The latest episode of JJK was absolute cinema! 🤯

Mood

oh my god

I wish my grandma was alive to watch this with me. 🥺 #ForgottenIsland