idle Pokémon battle animations be like

A boy and his love for bread (and terrible bread cutting skills)

Pokapenis

I’m going to Costco today. I need that money by 2pm, you orange buffoon.

I am gay and therefore powerful.

Imagine if she never performed ‘Midnight Sun’ on her Midnight Sun tour.

Honestly… WORK!

when a co-worker with a birth year that starts with a 2 tries to tell you how to do your job:

National Pound Cake Day

Am I trippin or is this embezzlement?

If you’re Filipino and you voted for the orange felon, I hope you eat soggy lumpias foreverrrrrr you redneck bum bitch.

Me during a serious conversation.

Why isn’t this being talked about?????? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Is phone sex still a thing?

Baby daddy won over that twink.

i stg the next person doing their sets in front of the weights is going to get farted on. 😡

How big are you? 4’13 ft/154.94 cm 369 lbs/167 kg Shia would smash this.

Me when he unzips and takes it out:

When I walk up in the room, I f*ck up his whole mood.

Happy 30th homies!! 💦

Now watching season 2 of Monarch: Legacy of Monsters

Who up Maxxing their Ava????

My toxic trait is buying a size smaller than what I normally wear because my size is not available.

What in the Jake Cruise is this???

Thinking about that one time Beyoncé FaceTimed me during her concert. ✨

Teyana Taylor graces the cover of TIME’s Women of the Year issue.

Avatars, we’re back to our scheduled program. music.apple.com/us/album/kil...

circa 2016 😵‍💫

I never thought I’d want a big clock from this man. 👑

Queens

you already know…

ahhh man..

Brohams sent me this and I’m high key jealous. 🏂

Where are my boots with the fur millennials at? They’re desperate for us.

Going to bed early is the equivalence of getting your guts rearranged.

Just a little factoid: Chris from CHARMED saves Wyatt in 2026. The end.

It’s kinda cold rn.

It’s the mf weekend. Turn up!

Can we petition Jonathan Bailey to be the next James Bond.

Pixar’s best is back! 🥺 youtu.be/c51ND9Hdbw0

Polenta fries is that gworl.

X-Men '97 Season 2 whennnnnn?!

The amount of aggression my colleagues have when I call them out on using ChatGPT is not surprising. Beans for brains.

Allergy SZN

If you don’t have friends like this, you need to throw them away.