New patreon post to get your motors purring.

Today’s the day. We activate Auralnaut Singular

We always talk about big dick energy, but not enough about weird dick energy. Sometimes you see an action that is so inexplicably evil, you can only think “I bet that guy has an exceptionally weird dick”.

What a surprisingly delightful AI generated summary of my latest video. Even though computers are incapable of smell, it can still appreciate an entirely odor based bit.

Got a Halloween video for you on Youtube. I tackle the most underrated sense in all of horror: smell.

Happy Halloween, everyone. Here's some seasonal appropriate nonsense from ya boy.

The earliest memory I have of thinking “Wow, I am watching something TRULY cursed.”

Got some new channel banner art today courtesy of @mvbramley.art

One of the most TRUE signs I have ever seen at a march. Write this down and act upon it, friends. #NoKings #Manhattan

New Patreon post talking about some future plans. Get hyped!

Selling Black Phone’s child predator in the Fortnite store is a wild choice, but not as wild as including his kid snatchin’ Van.

A body horror film but it’s a man’s eyebrows and nose hairs taking over his entire head as he ages.

New YouTube channel is official. Give it a sub it you want more stuff like this

Screw it, let's get this party started.

This looks like someone tried jumping the train tracks with a flux capacitor powered dirt-bike.

One of my favorite movie series also happens to be a spiral of increasingly insane karate stakes.

My war crime: just wanting to make silly little videos while still being able to afford to fix my teeth and also wanting the same for others. I must be stopped at all costs.

Working on a new project. Stay tuned.

Bad news. The rapture did actually happen and if you’re reading this, you’re a piece of fucking shit.

Our family car growing up was the Ford Pinto model that was recalled for being a self destruct button on wheels, and realizing how little my life meant in the name of saving a buck is probably where a lot of my jokes come from.

Me listening to Borderlands 4 quest givers doing unskippable peepee and poopoo material when all I want is XP and new guns.

One of the best thing I ever wrote was about Robert Redford’s nipples. Rest in peace, king.

Also patiently waiting for @jasonkpargin.bsky.social to make a TikTok explaining what a groyper is so my search engine stays pure and my algorithm can keep being nothing but my own pornographic preferences.

Patiently waiting for all the “YOU’RE PLAYING THIS GAME THAT CAME OUT 12 HOURS AGO WRONG” Borderlands guides so I don’t feel like a dumb fucking idiot for not min-maxing my hobby

Okay everyone, quiet down. Let’s try this a different way. Show of hands, who here is actually SAD about this?

Huh, in the end he actually leaned left ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As your resident parody content creator and also mixed martial arts fan, it’s my job to inform you this is not, I repeat NOT parody.

Colorado pollen has been trying to kill me since I moved here and I can’t help but think about the Prometheus scientists who thought it was safe to take their helmets off just because the air was technically breathable.

Bald guy privilege is being able to laugh at Dean Koontz’ fucking monster of a wig right to his face while the rest of you have to pretend it looks totally natural.

I’ve been alive long enough to recognize a legendary item location when I see one.

The things I do to watch a UFC PPV. I swear Buffalo Wild Wings are breaded in saw dust. Got my guts feeing like a wood chipper.

This movie was absolutely bonkers, but I had a great time talking about it with @auralnauts.bsky.social!

Another awesome episode of the @vhuspodcast.bsky.social

Ain’t I a stinka’

This trailer is a lot of fun until you realize it only ends one way. With the Red Ranger on his knees yelling “What have I done?!” after his mini gun style turned both friends and foes into red mist.

I once again bring a bunch of music that fucks too hard to win a contest of silliness

What are some fun accounts you follow here? I joined this site motivated by political outrage, and most of the accounts I follow are a reflection of that. Shit is depressing! I’m in desperate need of some variety.

(Sung to Dragula) Ignore all the dishes and burn all the bridges and suffer from executive dys-func-shuuuun

Tron producer: “Mr. Leto would like to know if it’s possible for a program to be…uh…damp.”

Guys, I promise some UFC champions don’t send unsolicited dick pics to pop stars. Some of them are barely even involved in drug fueled hit and runs. Please just come to Buffalo Wild Wings with me and be confused as two elite athletes dry hump each other to a split decision. I hate being an MMA fan

I miss NYC, but I can’t ignore the fact that I’ve lost about 6lbs of fat since I stopped eating bodega meat for every meal.

“Never chase. Why use up all your energy only to end up having nothing left to close the deal? Just wait. They always come back.” - Me giving tips on fighting bosses in the video game Nightreign that any sane person would mistake for toxic dating advice.

The way IG shuffles around the order of friends you send links to is the most low key powerful analytic on social media.

I used to love Howard the Duck as a kid and then I grew up letting you people gaslight me into thinking it was a bad movie. This shit is so good I don’t know what made y’all so afraid to admit it.

We haven’t talked about a new film in a while so this felt nice

If you’re with a boy and he actin like he wants to leave, it’s not because he doesn’t like you. His tummy hurts and he needs to fart.

My mom just asked me about the 100 men vs 1 gorilla meme. Obviously this means you can all pack it up and go home, because there’s no clearer sign that something is completely done.

Jackets have become such a part of my identity that you will straight up not see me as long as it’s hot outside. I will simply cease to exist.

There’s a certain comfort in having a YouTube channel that has some reach but isn’t mega successful. For instance, I can write something incredibly biased and not really give a fuck about who it offends because we don’t really have that much to lose

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