America: Where every day is a parody of yesterday.

Internal AutoZone memo: “.. We’re facing the largest supply shortage of lubricating fluids in the modern history of America. Realistic, middle-of-the-road estimates are for our average available supply in this product category to drop by 40%.” (via Costa Oil) #$AZO

Remember when Netflix sent DVD’s by mail? That was 100 years ago.

Even let one of his Hollywood homeboys die before even saying anything.

“Less likely to use help from their parents”

1) "without help from their parents" is not even true for the guy the article is about 2) the numbers are taken from a study by the national association of Realtors, which does not even include this data 3) once you do find the data, the massive, national news-worthy difference is 2%.

I don’t think we fully appreciate the extent to which AI is being used to decide which people to kill right now

I don't think I knew he remade this.

The week ending May 16, 1987. NYC synth-pop duo The System earned US #OneHitWonder honors when their smooth #1 R&B crossover “Don't Disturb This Groove” entered the US #Billboard Top 40 at #39. The single spent 13 weeks on the chart, peaking at #4. #TheSystem #DavidFrank #OneHitWondered #MusicSky

They just get worse and worse.

Weird how many white southern men are 'accidentally' shooting young women in their homes

In like, five years I am going to be reading somebody's book called How Bed-Stuy Became White 😞

In the olden days of the bird, someone would've researched that account and showed how it is in fact his burner account! With evidence and screenshots! LOL 😆

Some North Carolina lawmakers say the state should reconsider sentencing minors to life without the possibility of parole. “To never walk outside having any freedom after they’re the age of 16, is pretty harsh,” said Marcia Morey. “It’s unforgiving.”

For years a race-based medical calculation delayed Black patients access to life-saving kidney transplants

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

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That's what I said! There's no grown man out here with those thoughts EXCEPT HIM! LOL 😆

That's Drake's burner idc.

Today is a horrible day to be literate

The Third Way is going to have a hard time with that given that they are composed of center-right conservatives who are blatantly antiblack. These are people who love the Southern Strategy but find Trump embarrassing. That's it.

“.. citing an influx of as many as eight data centers planned there ..” @politico.com www.politico.com/news/2026/05...

Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length

A day to remember ‘The Godfather of Go-Go,’ DC-area singer/guitarist & bandleader Chuck Brown, who #DOTD in 2012. In 1979, “Bustin’ Loose - Part 1” by Chuck Brown & The Soul Searchers spent 5 weeks on the US #Billboard #Top40 in 1979, peaking at #34. #ChuckBrown #GoGo #OneHitWondered #MusicSky

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Everything not controlled by (the absolute worst) white men is "nefarious" let them tell it.

They made fun of his accent and doubted the legitimacy of his election, and when contacted for comment doubled down, suggesting that his presidency of a Chinese American student organization while a grad student at the U of Maryland was somehow nefarious.

From massive festivals and the annual Pride parade to drag shows, ballroom culture, concerts, and queer nightlife, we have your guide to every Pittsburgh Pride 2026 event happening across the city. Pride is alive and LOUD in Pittsburgh.

Happy Birthday to Janet Jackson! Check out our review of her game changing album "Control," which was released in February of 1986 #MusicSky youtu.be/0OGYQmaI0QM?...

There's a major civil rights protest taking place in Selma, Alabama, right now in response to the SCOTUS decision that weakened the Voting Rights Act and the ongoing attack on Black Americans’ political power (video: defiancedispatch/IG)

Lobster and Cat by Pablo Picasso, 1965 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137441

Murry is a student at Northern Kentucky University. This is devastating and so scary.

They're nothing if not audacious.

Health update. My oncologist is a happy woman! My eyesight is improving. I just need some help paying for a CT Scan, next month's meds and new glasses. Some not so great family news included too, but I'm really hoping it all turns out for the best. www.gofundme.com/f/help-r-s-a...

If the actor with British accent is evil then you’re watching Sci fi. If the actor with a British accent is good then it’s Fantasy. If the actor with a British accent knocks something over then it’s a Rom com.

He seems to be doing a great job for WE, the People

With any luck we can get off this train before the "ChatGPT Is Right This Very Minute Connecting to Your Bank Account and Seeing All Your Transactions Whether You Like It Or Not" headlines start hitting.

Their downright refusal to admit when they're wrong (and that the "wrong" ppl were right) is responsible for a lot of unnecessary bullshit.

Toy in the cereal box years old.

Nah.

As family homelessness hits record highs, school districts are offering parking lots as safe sites for students and their families to sleep at night

This is something I've definitely never seen before.

The cops seem awfully sympathetic to the hatefulness, huh? Wonder* what that's about... (*I don't wonder)

A very good afternoon to the absolute hero who organised and parked this beauty in the middle of little Tommy’s far-right hate march. ❤️

I’m afraid that too many people don’t understand just how terrible the Biden pandemic response was—and how it contributed to Trump’s return. I also fear that given how much this administration has dismantled public health, the appetite for looking back and identifying points of failure is low.

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And they're not told as if they're fighting the same evil.

Anne Frank, Martin Luther King Jr and Barbara Walters were all born in the same year.

it's always been about political will. Having people in power who at least insist on rules and the rule of law has had an unsurprisingly stabilizing effect on society. Voting in white nationalists monsters who don't care about justice or fairness begets this sort of chaos.

But the notion that doing it for descendants of slaves was always inconceviable. This country is a fucking parody.