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J.R.
about 20 hours ago
Slop factory horrors aside, it's actually kind of funny (in a pure evil way) to drop a giant industrial heat sink, with like 4 total jobs, right in the middle of the most desirable real estate in the country
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Ian Boudreau
1 day ago
Watching this hog who works at what is left of the Washington Post shove a burger in his face and say "thank goodness for our first amendment" is almost Pink Flamingos-level grotesque
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Ripperoni
8 days ago
I frequently think about how we are truly unprepared for the ongoing and intensifying climate crisis. That the parties trying to get a handle on it aren’t enough, and that there are going to be a continuing of massive numbers of climate refugees
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Discontinued Foods!
8 days ago
Hoobastank's Hooburrito: A burrito loaded up with crispy chicken strips, pepper jack cheese, fried onions, queso, and a sweet & tangy bbq sauce, served with a side of tortilla chips, extra queso, and ranch dressing. Probably the most famous item from this menu.
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Ted McCormick
20 days ago
“Stark Example of Bland Truism” is what you write when you don’t know what to write
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Coffee Porter Jr.
22 days ago
LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN: What can be said at all can be said clearly, and what we cannot talk about we must pass over in silence. [pause] WITTGENSTEIN: The limits of my language are the limits of my mind. All I know is what I have words for. SUBWAY TAKES GUY: Disagree
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Ian Gaida
23 days ago
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It appears that the party's rank-and-file Rape Triangulators have all decided the Dems must keep this guy in a race that desperately needs its field thinned. Savvy!
about 1 month ago
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onion person
about 1 month ago
easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
about 1 month ago
Guy who got into politics producing ads depicting Obama as an African tribesman: I have compiled a list of people you must disavow if you want to be in our party, the Democrats
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drama
about 1 month ago
Bill Kirstol spent almost his entire career cheerleading this exact moment
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get your fuckin finger out of my face, man
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about 1 month ago
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John M. Cunningham
about 1 month ago
Except you have to read the rap lyrics that Tom Wolfe made up for I Am Charlotte Simmons
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He sounds like a bellicose villain on a moving open-roofed vehicle seconds before his head gets lopped off by a low overpass
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about 1 month ago
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VHS Vault
about 1 month ago
Chadder's Stowaway Adventure - 1996 VHS : 1186s
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Gregk Foley
about 1 month ago
From the halls of power of the developed western states, a position is being propagated according to which any response from lesser nations to illegal assaults and incursions by the thug imperial centre which isn't meek submission (nay, gratitude!) is unfair; dangerous. This position is not tenable.
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@ratlimit
about 1 month ago
re my op -- is it ok if my id is dl re my bf if he is an ai ?? ik im yt so my gc is on it rn .. we dk if he is yt or if he is ?? so we dk if dl is ok to id as .. if it is up to me ig dl is ok ?? do we fw it or is it un pc or ?? dm me ur 2c if yk if dl is ok if im yt re an ai bf
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Retro Commercial Screens
about 2 months ago
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Daniel Golson
about 2 months ago
"What you made with Sora mattered" is one of the least true things that has ever been written
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L Ron Mexico
about 2 months ago
This really is an encapsulation of what being an American is: experiencing something needlessly cruel and profoundly stupid while propaganda you can’t turn off blares about how free and lucky you are
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Erik Hane
about 2 months ago
ngl this one is pretty hard to swallow.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
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Judge ends asylum claims for Liam Conejo Ramos and his family, orders family's removal
The family’s lawyers plan to appeal the judge’s decision to deport the family to Ecuador.
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/03/18/judge-orders-removal-of-liam-conejo-ramos-family-after-asylum-denial
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Screamer Jim
about 2 months ago
Happy St. Patrick’s Day
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sinking this thing would be merciful at this point
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about 2 months ago
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Internet Contrarian
2 months ago
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VHS Vault
2 months ago
2570 News War On Iraq Winding Down Wed 2003 Apr 16 : 759s
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Jared Yates Sexton
2 months ago
You start to realize the era of the nation state is long since dead and that everything that happens is wealth and oligarchical class jockeying for power between people and groups that sometimes partner and sometimes hold the global economy hostage in a perpetual game of chicken.
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more mr. nice guy
2 months ago
Official MAHA Health Tips: - Beef irregulars (priced to move) - Kids die! Always have, always will - Doctors think there SO smart 🙄 - Seed oils ruined teen cock - Sludge / Runoff - You can wear whatever pants you want to the gym there's no official gym pants - Iced coffee... just seems weird to me
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been thinking about how freeing it could be if (when) all this antic evil around us fails
2 months ago
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Carly Goodman
2 months ago
I want to share something I’ve learned. Unless it’s Thomas Paine himself, if someone says “common sense” they are about to propose the biggest bunch of bullshit you ever saw
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David_j_roth
2 months ago
Pretty fitting given the people in charge of things that basically every attempted official justification for what the US was going for in Iran and why they hadn't foreseen any of the extremely foreseeable consequences is basically at the level of something you'd hear during a field sobriety stop.
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David Berman Bot
3 months ago
Let's not kid ourselves It gets really really bad
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a decapitation strike aimed at the 86-year-old guy who probably has 30 different scenario-specific succession plans should do the job
2 months ago
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utopia deferred
3 months ago
honestly how does saint louis not make you, like, a stark raving mad socialist for anyone who lives here and wasn’t born into one of the antebellum gated mansions near Forest Park
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Spillane
3 months ago
[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife
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honestly: why *shouldn't* Minnesota secede
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3 months ago
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Josh Fruhlinger
3 months ago
ok normally i'm all for making fun of donald trump but this is actually the median american opinion on what the goals of our housing policy should be
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Out of Context Biffo the Bear
3 months ago
Beano #591, November 14, 1953
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lauren
3 months ago
yes, the wheels of justice are slow. agonizingly, excruciatingly slow. and oftentimes they miss or go off the tracks entirely. in fact most of the time. but occasionally, very infrequently, that big wheel of justice delivers theoretical remuneration for a handful of vested business interests
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"Yeah I dunno what I'm doing here—really flying like I peed my pants at the moment"
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Stella Sacco
3 months ago
If you don’t read old stuff you’ll never discover that people in the olden days had the same thoughts and feelings and dreams and anxieties you do, sometimes articulated differently, sometimes exactly the same way. You are never truly alone in anything and old writings are a neon sign telling you so
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Brendel
3 months ago
Pardoning drug lords but deporting sick little kids straight from the hospital really sums the whole thing up doesn’t it
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Cohen is a Ghost
3 months ago
it's hard to understand how things got so bad. my theory is we didn't have enough thinkpieces by people in their 30s interrogating the politics of cartoons for children. forty or fifty more of those coulda turned this all around
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Marisa Kabas
3 months ago
“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?” There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
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Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate
US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.
https://www.aljazeera.com/features/2026/2/10/israel-used-weapons-in-gaza-that-made-thousands-of-palestinians-evaporate
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abraconagra
3 months ago
It does really hit you that American artists of color continue to make these aesthetically incredible, thematically rich works of art and the white supremacists that rule this country are just complete dullards
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Kenneth Walker has been a total stud all night; hope he gets the MVP nod
3 months ago
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Dude Process
3 months ago
A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
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the contemporary GOP is simultaneously the one of the most effective opposition parties in human history and one of the worst governing parties in human history
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