a long time ago we created a fictious employee to register for newsletters, trade mags, etc. well, he's now getting insurance company adverts for Medicare Advantage. congrats to Ralph Smith on his impending retirement! cc: @regimecpa.bsky.social @playbypost.bsky.social

FIRST OLYMPIC FIGURE SKATING CHAMP WHO PROBABLY HAS MARSHAWN LYNCH IN HER CELLPHONE AND ALSO HAS A LIP PIERCING

Bought and sold

this country rules lol

one thing any even slightly left wing government has to do is vastly expand the administrative state while putting the consultant firms into the woodchipper. is it not only cheaper, it will provide better service at all levels. we've allowed capital to strip the wiring out.

my least favorite technology "improvement" is that everything is a touchscreen. give me knobs, give me switches. give me these fucking bad boys everywhere

buddy no one on the left viewed him as a hero. we all knew it was a matter of time before his colossal ego would weigh once again weigh down any positive action. he has one of the worst cases of Main Character Syndrome to ever be diagnosed

Complete with what

and they say the left hates technology

a reminder that so many media types saw the charlie kirk assassination as horrid because they want to pretend that they are dispassionate observers above the frey. anyways these same people cling to the CSAM generation site for the dopamine hit of PepeHitlerite telling them "good work"

a reminder that the near entirety of Western politics came together to protect this guy and ensure no one connected suffered a consequence for it.

nationalize costco. a rotisserie chicken on every table, a pallet of peanuts in every garage

Coastal Liberal Posting Alert

this is why i own an ar-15

The greatest Democrat legislative accomplishment in my 40+ years on this earth was a reheated 1990s Heritage Foundation health insurance company giveaway

"i feel more at home on the child porn generation app because leftists are mean to me" yeah we get it

when the dust settles, and if some form of "normal" US emerges, it will not understand just how far and how badly the Chinese have lapped us

It's so fucking funny that they're trying to make Rubio the face of this

Chili garlic soy pork over shaved brussel sprouts and onions

GLP 1s: ❌Decrease the number of bears ❌Hurt craft brewing by decreasing alcohol consumption ❌Harm successful Chicago based business McDonald’s

The list of people who need to get dropped into the crab vat includes a non-trivial amount of media.

You know it

Generations of Dem candidates, strategists and experts unable to meet the moment because the electoral world they were built for no longer exists

How many divisions do the courts have

$7.27 for a single bottle of soy sauce. And people say cooking at home is cheaper!!

I don't think people truly understand just how Trump really is the most American guy to ever live. He's the last 40 years of Americana distilled into one guy. We're seeing our national identity reflected in the mirror and don't like it.

we're really going to destroy everything because a mass delusion caused people to believe the path to riches was generating infinite images of Shrek with big naturals

Michael Jordan just 100%'d the North Carolina life path

two dumb bitches autocompleting “exaaaaaaaactly”

Nothing of value is being created here

Mesmerizing

I’m not a supporter of Israeli genocide. But,

Getting my gun

Eating at a beloved chain restaurant for Valentine's. Fuck small businesses

Been saying this since day 1 of Obama's admin. They fundamentally do not understand(or accept) that the game has changed and their good friends across the aisle are fine seeing them dead

It's largely thanks to this dipshit that we're in this mess to begin with

Is Liz pretending to give a shit about kids again?

happy valentines day to wifedrama

buddy's kid is playing in a basketball tournament today and the high school they're at has an amazing court. its also has a 'D' rating from the state, SAT scores WELL below average and all this despite being 99% cracker AND wealthy.

this game is so fucking good

i often think about this review

I cannot begin to describe the damages that competitive children's sports have done to this country

almost none of these people are well off enough to afford people who might take a bullet for them.

we need to utterly fucking crush religious exemptions in all forms

Cursed @playbypost.bsky.social

This is doing a great disservice to Pelosi and then Obama absolutely refusing to hold any of the Bush admin accountable for the myriad of awful shit they did up to and including actually stealing and election

oh we're at THAT point