the night snuggler

watching children play Baby Steps is extremely rewarding

the hunt

normal sitter’s club president

the football men were just talking about the turkey leg that kills you instantly

hello, I am the obligatory paragraph about Eliza in every single AI thinkpiece

hands up give me all your thanks

you put him in the box that jabroni is going to sing like a Korean appliance

feeding people’s cats for Thanksgiving is like having four additional Thanksgivings

made my day

The Guv

heard the large first-floor front-facing window of a rowhome referred to as a "coffin window" yesterday

new office featuring interrogation lighting and sphere

this shit is hilarious

dead music night at the skeleton bar 💀

never forget what they took from us

the lady at the deli asked if I wanted my chopped liver sandwich warmed up and now that horrific idea is living rent free in my head

sealpoint loaf alert 🚨

did satisfying chores all morning and now it’s time to tend to my burgeoning soviet republic

I ❤️ the dump

toe

fancy a sloime?

who dropped the ball on making a spotted lantern fly horror movie when it would have hit just right

taking The Wriggler to the vet

that gong gong gong gong gong

I set up for Morphine once at the Cambridge River Festival. I fucked up and put the mic and bass on different circuits (to be fair I was like 13) and Mark Sandman proceeded to intentionally shock himself over and over for the crowd’s amusement. absolute legend

Simulation Simulator 2025

grain production game insane 🌾

come and take it

I’m in my Soviet dad game era

undulating geometric snake says hi

prosciutto is his favorite and if you give him some he will make this face

pumpkin has reached peak friendliness

Turty McTurtface let’s fuckin goooo

I finished my first floor I did

Saint Eggs

meant to post this on veterans day

@pigeonaire.bsky.social just baked some giant pan-bangers

we lost a lot of good men that day it was raining men

kash patel 100% sees a giant bunny no one else can

baltimore in the morning is bustling like a richard scarry illustration except one of those cute little fuckers is doing an arson

note to self: pocket cat

don’t sever my pluribus

you know joysticks are cool because a lot of them have HOTASS in the name

landing the dog

self-criticism and self-compassion are great but there is a secret third option where you confuse yourself to the point where you forgot what the problem was

getting back into obtuse german space trading simulators

backwards forwards jeffwards

HOLD THE PHONE NEW JAM JUST DROPPED youtu.be/6SPyqPAvz9Q?...

been down in the basement winterizing the hosepipes ☃️