let's throw some slop on the discourse shall we

I just realized this is probably due a video game, wild

getting into the fake tombstone scene this year

just worked out then cooked a steak now I’m fighting the urge to start influencing people

Lobstorm

leaving little treats under mushrooms for my gnomies

hey i have an art show up with Erin Stellmon at Current Space and there is an opening party Friday, 7-10pm you should come, it'll be be cool, i wanna see you and there's some extra events too, check the comments

many noses to bloooow, but I have to honk on…

capturing an in-network therapist who is actually accepting patients with a giant butterfly net

Oflucia

big hat

nap blep 👅

billygate's bluff

expecting great things from u

the first draft of this was “bluesky’s biggest boners” but then I realized bluesky is full of actual no-foolin’ boners and that didn’t work

bluesky blooper reel

yesterday this thing kicked on over my Bluetooth speaker, hushed my podcast and then… belched? at this point I think someone at Apple is having a laugh at my expense

look me in the spaghetti mouth and tell me im lyin

ebikes are just vaping for legs

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My herding around celebrities and muppets era

BALTIMORATORY RETURNS THIS MONTH! Featuring: Baltimore puppeteer extraordinaire Michael Paradiso and his friend Allen the Frog performing the University of Maryland commencementspeech delivered in May 2025 by Kermit the Frog! #baltimore #themuppets #puppet #baltimoratory #kermit #theatre

always be slouching towards something

🙏🏻 💜 thank you for sharing this! It really does only take a minute!

so hard to find that sick-ass hat from The Holy Mountain

owner of Carpet Diem has a kid with the owner of Curl Up and Die and the kid opens up Vape of Good Hope

Brian Eno is right! It only takes about a minute!

just woke up from a nap and the entire Ravens defense is dead or whatever

Michaels is the fucking jumpoff

ok Adams the performance art is over now you can retire to Turkey

i hav return from the dead to get this bread

they let me out

THE GOURD

got some extra eyes to read all ur posts

smoking gope

this is hermitcore

cutting it up with the Don

the gourd store here sold out of drinking gourds on day 1 of the season. gourds are up! 📈

"malt does more than milt can to justify gourd's ways to man"

this country rock dad band at the ren fest is killing the vibes. even pirate weekend was better than this

we can still tell that you’re a cop at ren fest

ask me from whence I got yon gourd

hey buddy go eat some chocolate rocks

omg this is so strangelove-coded he's going to talk to them about their precious bodily fluids

you cannot convince me that "hermetic build systems" are not an elaborate discordian joke

🚨🚨 NEW DOCUMENTS FROM EPSTEIN'S ESTATE DETAILING HIS DAILY SCHEDULE: They show meetings with Steve Bannon, Peter Thiel, and a potential visit to Epstein’s Island for Elon Musk. Prince Andrew is listed as a passenger on Epstein’s jet. DOJ must release the Epstein files NOW.

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took a new route on my run this morning and got too far away but then I found a scooter with pride livery that went about 4X the speed they normally go and sailed back through the park like Nyan Cat🌈😸

yorkshire doing astral projection

Fahkin ell they've cheffed up me bird