big mac humidor

I like a nice knurled jog knob

still thinking about the decadence of the west

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we are a violent race and we deserve what we get

the sauce has thickened (furtive)

just had a talk with my cat about how we are both cool guys 😎

fucking aghast listening to the story of Eva Cordero, the first woman to speak out against Epstein. to have the courage to challenge that kind of power and have the press decide you’re not worth it is so fucked, didn’t know how the story could get worse? well here it is, fuck

update: butt on me

snowy morning with the lil’ chiller

do you experience?

hearing the distant call of the TNG rewatch and rising like it’s the last trumpet

when I come back from a trip and someone has put something in my trash can

saw the state of the art in airplane neck pillows today and I’m not sure I like the direction the industry is moving in

so tired I just got off the plane and texted someone “landed safely?”

still on planes, might eat the left one soon

the music in Logan terminal B just went from top 40 pop to an instrumental funk exploration with groovy flutes

I am so burned out from traveling that just now, when they served a snack on the plane, I took my right airpod out to hear what the choices were, got my snack, then deftly popped the airpod into my mouth

bringing Boys Noize, Arca, Chilly G and Jack Dangers in on the tron ares remix album was a good move, but I think we’ve polished this tron turd to it’s maximum luster, time to give it a rest

The number of people on Swanage beach on Sunday actually exceeded infinity.

at the BA gate back to Boston, they just announced that the toilets are not working on the airplane, so people should use the ones in the terminal. it’s a 7 hour flight

when we saw some cows I said “hello ladies” (as is my wont) and because “ladies” rhymed with the manufacturer of the car it said “Yes, can I help you Milton?”

well that was a very fulfilling day on the Jurassic coast being present with my phone silent. now it’s time to just relax and read the news of the day let’s see here

(down there after lunch)

just realized that each place I’ve visited on this trip is visible in the background of photos I’ve taken in the previous place, weird

a magical morning, but would have been better with @pigeonaire.bsky.social here

Hengistbury Headtrip

what do we think?

help they eroded me

going down there after lunch

keep clear of groyne

oh hey it’s my childhood

mound game insane

this is now an ecosystem porn account

I’m here you fuckaas bitch

share if you agree

I came back to the hotel from the marsh today covered in mud and as I came in a gentleman was on his way out and I swear to god he looked just like Sir David Attenborough. I’m not at a particularly fancy hotel but maybe he’s slumming it to be near the marsh?

tomorrow is all about headlands and sites of special scientific interest

I was in the park today and this guy goes: “why isn’t my dog barking at you?”

marsh madness

back in da marsh (feat. mr sun)

my rental car has an LLM in it 🤨

how did they fit so many bad takes on one island

inherited a shillelagh

I heard there was a secret door In the waiting room concealed quite poor And the mystery of what's behind it moves you You see that it's been stapled shut Would the old men round concur or not? If you blurted out a curious "what's behind that?"

when the shit flies it’s time for the

I want to urbex the condemned council office in the marsh so bad but my status on this island is already tenuous