And your workplace is inside of my mind

I’m gonna wear my wedding outfit again

Do you like watching me SHAME MYSELF in front of my mother in law? Have got the theatrical experience for you!

It’s very nice of him to do this given what I have made of his people’s accent in this play

It was all a dream

can it be closed down sooner

Imagine thinking that the people who make these things happen believe in an afterlife or god for that matter. Their actions clearly demonstrate that they are not worried about any form of judgement when they die.

The Hampden MOM's is union busting? But that seems counter to their company's publicly-stated values! Details and info on how you can write to the company to express your feelings about the matter: sites.google.com/view/helpmom... Peep my letter in the comments

FINALLY some good news

Think fear of needles is bad? Try fear of noodles.

You know what they say, March comes in like a lion and then it’s 80 degrees then snow then tornado then rain then tornado again and then snow and we live in hell

@pigeonaire.bsky.social petting the barn owl

Had what I’m pretty sure was one of the best days of my year today

caught him groovin

I CANT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BARN OWLS

alternating foot warming in action

the falconer apologized for squeezing a whole owl into a tiny box and then this lil one popped out

harris’s hawk likes to tawk

red-tailed hawk, raised by black eagles

Beware

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WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

POV: you celebrating Noem’s firing

dirt bikes means spring

Jackie Curtis

What the snow

Baltimore folks - go outside it's gorgeous and the dirt bikes are out, truly a sign of Spring

insane to watch a single administration speedrun every sin in american history, skipping all the cutscenes that make them tolerable to the public

Someone get me the pigeon costume from Mickey 17

Friendly persuasion

still think a season of Alan Partridge trying to get some kind of documentary made about Prince Andrew would be incredible

Still furious. An elected official straight up went on the radio to say because adults have failed to make meaningful changes in juvenile justice, we need to put children in adult jail and prison. Baltimore folks: listen to Bates on WYPR and ask yourself if this is the best we can do. I hope not.

El amor

NYC neighbors came home with a treasure trove of food, so this morning I'm having a bialy. Wiki says they are like bagels but "instead of a hole in the middle, it has a depression." Yes, this is the right food for me.

imagine hitting “skip intro” on the muppet show. you should go to jail

“.. We could spend the whole day reacting to every buffoonish spectacle coming out of the White House, but that's exactly what they want: for us to lose focus … Don't be distracted by the noise; watch what they are doing to your rights while you stare at the screen.”

Wow.

What do you think is in there

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

What @milt.dev ‘s Bluesky looks like

Ah the sweet sounds of my husband arguing with our cat in the evening

If we’re not all wearing onesies we haven’t reached the future yet

Tell me, child, are you a Green Day fan? Ma’am, I AM TONIGHT.

the bushes were people 😂

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

Ah the sweet sounds of my husband arguing with our cat in the morning

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look