Every time they do this, Parker and Stone just scribble harder

hey i have an art show up with Erin Stellmon at Current Space and there is an opening party Friday, 7-10pm you should come, it'll be be cool, i wanna see you and there's some extra events too, check the comments

I am the surprise third kind: I want the audiobook or the article to be read to me

My herding around celebrities and muppets era

BALTIMORATORY RETURNS THIS MONTH! Featuring: Baltimore puppeteer extraordinaire Michael Paradiso and his friend Allen the Frog performing the University of Maryland commencementspeech delivered in May 2025 by Kermit the Frog! #baltimore #themuppets #puppet #baltimoratory #kermit #theatre

"You died. I cried. And kept on getting up. A little slower. And a lot more deadly." ~ Assata Shakur 🌸🌸🌸

Behold my ideal person

Ireland just released a report showing the huge success of the unconditional basic income it provided to artists. Each $1 spent led to society gaining $1.39. Artists' earned incomes went up more than their side job incomes fell. And they were happier and used less welfare www.gov.ie/en/departmen...

Milt’s first stab at a skelly display was inspired by

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Baltimore to Indianapolis, March 1984

It’s interesting to see a writer list “the worst things” a man has done, and it’s truly a list of horrors, and then blithely say that still, we must get along. You can only do that when you aren’t in anyone’s political crosshairs. Must be nice.

I don’t dance now I make boney moves These expended These is dead bottoms These is boney shoes

the ravens take possession of various shiny objects

Oh man I forgot that Flacco is a Brown now. Now we get to see him throw the ball to OUR team for once! 😆

Carnivale

Co-signed

we’re on the beach listening to sea shanties and they just mentioned “the baltimore whores with the purple drawers” and we feel so fucking seen rn

This was after this guy said that a senator should “go to Amazon or Walmart and buy some testicles” 💀

If the Baltimore arts community is any measure then it isn’t likely that these women will be believed, but I keep thinking about a scenario where assault survivors save our country.

New York does not miss. The bleach did it for me. 😭

RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC

I need a marching band I need several marching bands to all converge on Walter Reed

Dolce de Lucia

If Commes Des Garçons designed a shrub.

Oooo it’s that weather that makes my hair really good

Thank you for an excellent tour @actualkatherine.bsky.social! We’ll be back again soon!

@pigeonaire.bsky.social and I just finished this tour and it was great, packed with uncomfortable history and expertly delivered! highly recommend!

But you will fool the children of the revolution

False Fall is really pulling out all the stops this year

i think mamdani should do other things that the mayor of stardew valley does since the scavenger hunt went so well. i think he should start sneaking onto your property and picking up your mail at 4am. i think the people of new york should have to sneak vegetables into his fridge

I seriously just want people to view politicians as only as effective as the living standard of the least privileged, most marginalized constituent they represent. I want a politics that focuses on the most marginalized as most important.

Learning that Matt Smith Doctor Who dies on my 30th birthday

Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you attended: Tennis Wu-Tang Clan AHNOHNI and the Johnsons Soul Coughing Heilung

last night a cicada saw @pigeonaire.bsky.social’s cicada tattoo and tried to steal my wife 😩

I saw the moon!!

young faithful

Slightly diminish a band: U1

My body hurts all day I’m tired of having a body can I just take my body off for a bit

Can anyone play this one for me?

Yes please

A ban on titling any more documentaries or films beginning with either the words “being” or “becoming”

Me too Guinan

Wake and Beak

Wait is Love Island just a white elephant gift exchange?

When the crossword is too hard

I can feel Parker and Stone scribbling furiously in my bones

(Furthest you’ve been) N: York, England E: Kampot, Cambodia S: Koh Rong Sanloem, Cambodia W: Tokyo, Japan

Apparently Handsome went viral today