get a new hobby, kim

Hang on, when did reading become so performative?

Wish she were here today m.youtube.com/watch?v=6AP3...

New evidence on how ICE is affecting student learning https://drive.google.com/file/d/1erU5Oe0vJYdVjuqQi4sfhUGxS0BGjWl8/view?usp=drivesdk

today's first song of the day is "what's going on" by marvin gaye www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apth...

remember tuesday? that was 86 years ago

apropos of nothing i love my obamacare pussy and i think everyone should be able to get one for a reasonable price if they want one

it's the "make me one with everything" app

if you've never sat naked at your office chair listening to ludacris' "move bitch" i recommend it

I have been actively watching contracts and surge funding over the last few days and what I would say to my friends in Baltimore is “be absolutely ready, right now.”

Found this clipping from who knows where in an envelope with photos at my mom’s. Remember this, ladies, the next time jackasses start mouthing off about how you’re ruining the workplace. (Also my mom worked at Yale so LOL)

today's first song of the day is "anti-orgasm" by sonic youth youtu.be/P9xsWJKY_Bo

Helicopters are the leaf blowers of the sky

The writer for the New York Times hack piece that this article describes is Jeremy Peters , who organized writers against criticisms by colleagues who were trans and gender non conforming by lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...

genuflection implies the existence of phonyflection

she smiles and says, "I will always love you"

She smiles and says "AND IIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love yoooooooooouuuuuuu"

i too enjoy infotainment

she smiles and says, "i will always love you"

when a think tank goes out of business, that's called a thunk tank

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

having been interviewed by the WSJ about Charlie Kirk and getting plenty of hate mail as a result, I definitely felt a sting of recognition when reading this excellent essay about the distortions that happen when centrist media turns to academia in search of rage bait

really looking forward to THE FLAMINGO

what if season 5 of THE MORNING SHOW is a collab with THE CREEP TAPES where bradley discovers chip is peachfuzz

intrigue implies the possibility of outrigue

republicans are bad with money

my aipes. someone stole my aipes.

if you enjoy a movie that doesn't pass the Bechdel Test a mean lesbian will come to your house and yell at you actually. we take turns doing shifts for this. mine is next week.

US evangelicals were also instrumental in funding and consulting on viciously anti-LGBT laws in Russia and Uganda. The hate is international, well funded, and may be focused on trans rights atm but all queer people are in the crosshairs

‘Biological pronouns’, now part of a decision in the US courts, was workshopped in plain sight by British GCs. British GCs have been ascendant in large part due to US funding of their associated fake charities and activist orgs. Transphobia is an organised, international war effort.

That's...creepy. she's definitely going to murder you, dude.

today's first song the day is "nani" by mr. cardamom youtu.be/iQVsVNPkPmE?...

The piss tank on the ISS is now 10% full.

BREAKING: The Supreme Court lets Trump pause full SNAP payments for now. Supreme Court lets Trump pause full SNAP payments for now. https://cnn.it/4oExxPp

Here we go! www.trumpcancelledmyflight.com

just thinking about how a weird misogynist creep who stole valor from the woman who discovered dna just died and he wasn't even 100 years old and now ancestry dot com owns everybody's genome and social media is full of high school biology c students with weird opinions about trans people

ASAP: The Association for the Study of the Arts of the Present seeks applications for the next editor(s)-in-chief of the award-winning ASAP/Journal. Please see more information below! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

The podcast Article of Interest did a fascinating podcast episode on the zipper. It's a complicated piece of technology whose existence is new and not a given - we had plenty of other fasteners - snaps and buttons. And while YKK is now the world's largest zipper maker the zipper was invented in NJ

I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name He did this six times Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel

We’ve done it, folks. Scientists have discovered the next evolution of “is a hotdog a sandwich”

said it before and i'll say it again: republicans are bad with money

you can hear this song live tonite at Wax Atlas!

today's first song of the day is "twist yr arm" by viennetta viennettatheband.bandcamp.com/track/twist-...

<me, a dedicated radiohead hater> oh great, just when i thought things couldn't get any worse they're back together playing old deep cuts

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Theater

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