Who is this even for?

every new ai thing is just advertising products to people who hate real human interactions or anything made by someone who’s alive

ME: Why was 6 afraid of 7? KIDDO: Because 789! ME: No, because 6 was a key witness in the state’s case against 7 in the disappearance of 9. 6 feared for not just his safety, but for the safety of his loved ones as well KIDDO: ME: KIDDO: That’s not funny ME: Oh yes it absolutely is

I love how the sentiment has gone from “AI is the future, get on board or get left behind” To “Please use AI. Please. I don’t care how just- just please use it. You need to use it” These ads are so pathetic

Tapping the sign

jesus christ

It’s not about the journey *or* the destination because existence is an illusion #comic #comicsky #admonth2025

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Jazz Hands Bossa Nova Feet Rock ‘N Roll Arms Classical Legs Dubstep Head Country Shoulders R&B Hips Avant Garde Genitals

The ads are basically monetized intrusive thoughts #comic #comicsky #admonth2025

IT'S NOT SUBTLE

Honestly this tracks

My daughter is watching the Jim Carrey Grinch movie and there’s a scene where a baby Grinch is delivered stork-like and lands on a tree onlooking a Who “holiday party” How had I not noticed before that that holiday party had a FISHBOWL all the Whos were PUTTING KEYS INTO

Oh no, it’s metastasizing

The fuck I did you don’t know me calendar

nobody understands me

PRO TIP: Don’t name your floral shop “Domestic Violets”

“Do you have ADHD?” I’ve never been tested, no, but it’s possible I may have several DHDs.

You won’t find a better trade in value for your organs anywhere else #comic #comicsky #admonth2025

GUARD 1: Beware, adventurer! Before you lies 2 paths! One of us tells only truths, the other- GUARD 2: Won’t shut the fuck up GUARD 1: Rude. I’m just reading the script GUARD 2: Who exactly is forcing you to? The wizard? He fucked off to Cabo in his private jet and doesn’t pay us enough to care

Step on a crack, the boys in town are back

PERSON: *gives compliment* ME: EXCUSE ME, I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS REVERSE SLANDER

Where do you even get taco lingerie? Asking for a friend. #comic #comicsky #admonth

if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed

I’m gonna be honest, this is gonna save me a lot of time

“What are you doing?” Letting the intrusive thoughts get a W. You might want to take a step back.

SPOTIFY: Hey, do you wanna see your Wrapped? ME: Fuck no. I would like to learn less about myself if that’s even an option. I fucking hate that guy.

I’m a Critical Thinker™ and AI is good because it agrees with everything I say and I will never question this or see the irony in that because I’m too busy Critically Thinking™ Sign up for my course

I wonder with the facial unlocking feature Apple has, like, an internal ranking of their most depressed and/or burned out looking users

“What’s your platform?” It’s a three point plan: 1. Dig (through the ditches) 2. Burn (through the witches) 3. Slam (in the back of my Dragula)

If anyone needs me, I’ll be on my phone

Brush Brite is the leading cause of deaths for dentists who don’t recommend Brush Brite #comic #comicsky #admonth

If I ever get to be the NHL commissioner, I’m renaming the penalty box to “Dumb Baby Jail” just to rub it in to the team going down a player

ME: Hope you don’t mind I invited Billy over WIFE: Billy the pirate? Or Billy the human garbage disposal? BILLY: Arrrrrrrrrrrre you going to finish that? ME: You know exactly how many Billies I know

Liquid courage Solid courage Gaseous courage Plasma courage

You won’t find a better trade in value for your organs anywhere else #comic #comicsky #admonth

Depending on how much of my expenses it would cover, probably free up at least me or my spouse to take care of stuff around the house It sounds so pedantic, but we just need time to live our lives, not be stressed out all the time feeling like we’re just making ends meet working 2 full time+ jobs

A great way to expose your little ones to the horrors of current events this holiday season it to tell them Elf On The Shelf was abducted by ICE

we gotta do something about the tech world

not now babe it's infishtructure week

Goods is too modest. They should be called baked greats.

DIG through the ditches and BURN through the witches and SLAM in the back of my

Any take can be a bad take if you post it to Facebook

The most aggressively funded charity out there today #comics #comicsky #admonth2025

turkey pardoned by trump rearrested for drunk driving and gun possession

(But for real I hope you guys had a happy and restful Thanksgiving. I’m thankful for all of you reading this) 𝗛𝗔𝗛𝗔𝗛𝗔 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗥𝗘𝗚𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧, 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗗! 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗗! 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗗!

𝗛𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂’𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗯𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗘𝘃𝗲, 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝘂𝗽𝗼𝗻 𝘂𝘀! 𝗧𝗼 𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀, 𝗔𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗹𝘆 𝗕𝗮𝗱 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗔𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵. 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁, 𝗮𝗻 𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵 𝗱𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗻𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲’𝘀 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝗱𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗱! 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗱! 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗱!

Happy Thanksgiving y’all!

Reddit should have a feature where if you post something this stupid is automatically triggers a wellness check