I bet Elon Musk called up his Horse Guy and even he was like “there is no way for you to horse your way out of this one”

seen this one making the rounds again

WHY IS THERE A CUCK CHAIR IN THIS RESTROOM

You owe it to the world 20 years from now to become the David Bowie of your respective field

I MISS WEB SITES - dashare.zone ADMIN

am i to understand the rage against the machine guy is in fact raging against said machine

I didn’t know jaundice could spread to your clothes

It is important to like and share things like this, particularly with non-bsky folks in your life, because the larger news outlets seem allergic to covering it.

Minnesota Speaker Melissa Hortman and her husband were killed in their home by a man pretending to be law enforcement. Now independent journalist Georgia Fort has masked men at her door. This isn’t law enforcement. It’s tyranny. They’re going after the press. They want them silenced.

X is hiring a “great lothario” at $40 an hour to teach Grok “the pleasures of the flesh”

Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday. 📷️: Aaron Lavinsky

Beyond this one post, I am not wasting time on “I don’t like him, but” This is not the time to give an inch. This is an emergency. This is not reporter gets wh press credential vindictively pulled This is different and not the time for even mild fucking-around

X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications

lol

I’m gonna be *so* cringe, kiddo #comic #dadjoke #parenting

So TikTok is just having a normal one right now

VERY ONLINE CONSERVATIVES: Damn wokes and their participation trophies CHATGPT: You’re absolutely right! Who’s my smart little man? You are! You’re the geniusiest genius who ever gene’d and everything wittle thing you have ever said is true and correct. Your father is proud of you, I’m sure!

You know, the portal to the mime dimension every doctor’s office has #comic #comicsky #mimes

In a better world, we'd joke about this for at least a little while

love to use Google Search!

Oh she’s BROKE broke

And they lived happily ever after #comic #comicsky

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

Happy 'large boulder the size of a small boulder' day to all who celebrate!

REPUBLICANS: We’re going to use some of you as target practice DEMOCRATS: 👏 DONATE 👏 TO 👏 US 👏 IF 👏 YOU 👏 DON’T 👏 LIKE 👏 BEING 👏 SHOT 👏 PEOPLE: Will you actually do anything to keep us from being killed? DEMOCRATS: No ❤️

Works for ice as well #comic #comicsky

I’m an opinion columnist and I’m giving you opinions. What more do you want?? For the opinions to be good????

In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram

This is also connected to that whole thing where all their fantasies of protecting their own *family* centers on enacting violence and not, like, vaccinating their kids and making sure they're prepared for a power outage etc. Even people they know, they only think of in terms of violence.

“He’s killing us in the streets and we still have to pay our taxes in April” is an incredibly compelling point.

This is the single funniest excuse he could have come up with for not wanting to be booed in public

Credit where it’s due: r/MassiveCock going anti-ICE is some real Big Dick Energy

Reddit rises up

Thank God there were people filming. This administration would have said Alex Pretti pulled a handgun, a package of fentanyl, and a signed copy of the Communist Manifesto if they could.

"They've radicalized the Massive Cock subreddit" I say to no one in particular while my wife fills out divorce papers

Alex Jones with the funniest possible response to this.

the revolution takes many forms

Never forget that the reason they are so convinced you’re all getting paid is that they are all getting paid.

looking at reddit.com/r/all right now is wild. 80% of the posts are anti ice from every kind of subreddit like NBA, climbing, nursing, batman, catbongos and music

our country was founded by outlaws

The delicate balance between staying informed and loosing your goddamned mind

US government rn

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

i think the "immigration turns high trust societies into low trust societies" people were already on really shaky ideological ground but now they're watching neighbors helping one another and calling them paid antifa agitators

Yes, I slam in the back of my Dragula, it’s the best place to play pogs

God I hate being online these days. Part of me still wants to laugh and joke and yuk it up but I just. Can’t. Laughter is like oxygen to me and I think I stopped breathing a while ago

Imagine what’s happening in the camps.

Ted Cruz just broke into my garage and turned off the power breaker switches, I chased him away with a broom

AOC: "An ICE officer had violently pushed a woman to the ground and he had come over to help get her up and that is what precipitated this incident that very quickly led to an execution in the streets. What we are seeing here is a momentous pivotal moment for the United States."

And he didn’t. He tried to help a woman who’d just been assaulted. There was nothing rash, stupid, or radical about what he did. He showed kindness. And they killed him for it.