Abby’s call… #comic #comicsky #galbor

I still maintain one of the best comedy bits I’ve ever seen was the Blaseball commissioner Just an overworked, way out of his depth intern at the helm of a fantasy eldritch sports league

Depluralize a movie: Dial M for Crow

They don’t always see eye to eye. #comic #comicsky #galbor

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.

Ok but the Dow is over 50,000 that’s what we should be talking about

Gonna tell my kid that before Google we had a TV show called “Clarissa Explains It All” that contained all human knowledge and if we had a question we had to hope the episode where it was covered was on

Teeth! Teeth! Teeth! Teeth!

April Fool me once, shame on me April Fool me twice, I might be stuck in a time loop April Fool me three times, yeah no this is definitely a time loop April Fool me four times, help

Oh shit oh fuck I was supposed to be on the Artemis I knew I was forgetting something fuck fuck fuck

"How long do you plan on invading Iran?"

Ain’t nothing special about April 1st, I’m a goddamned fool every other day too

GALBOR MONTH March 32nd

Hi Abby. Bye Abby. (Additional voices: Abby - Meredith Ann) #galbor #comic #comicsky

1: Wow, this is the greatest thing since sliced Brad 2: Don’t you mean “sliced bread”? BRAD, OFFSCREEN, SCREAMING: ᴼᴴ ᴳᴼᴰ ᴵᵀ ᴴᵁᴿᵀˢ ᴼᴴ ᴳᴼᴰ ᴼᴴ ᴳᴼᴰ ᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬ 1: No.

TIKTOK AD: You’ve been drinking water wrong this whole time! ME, SUDDENLY WORRIED: WHAT HOLE WAS I SUPPOSED TO PUT IT IN???

“What goes ‘yee’, must go ‘haw’” - Cowboy Isaac Newton

Switch 3.6 Million --> Shooting Stars --> Record Scratch #galbor #comic #comicsky

*excitedly holds up a hammer* GUYS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

D&D Idea: Italian Undead Goblin named “Gobbo Ghoul”

So I keep my box of K-cups in the laundry room (it’s near the kitchen and the keurig) and this morning I was on extreme half-asleep autopilot and I almost brewed myself a Tide Pod

Haha, classic Galbor #comic #comicsky #galbor

Goth seafood fast casual, call it Dread Lobster

Of *course* male loneliness became an epidemic so many of you fuckers refuse to get your loneliness vaccines

I hope in Space Balls 2, Lone Starr puts in another $5 of gas in Winnebago but this time it doesn’t even get him out of the gas station

I am simply a VESSEL for the stupid

Galbor, don’t make me get the spray bottle #comic #comicsky #galbor

Boy today seems to be a day of crash outs for me this is good everything is good

They’re pushing AI really hard at work in, like, the last month. I’m feeling a lot of pressure to use it and I really don’t want to How do I have the conversation with my boss about whether or not this will materially impact my employment if I just. Don’t use it?

Love starting my Tuesday with an existential crisis

Oh fuck me, Galbor’s going to have to deal with the “oh you’re just ripping this off” allegations forever And to really rub salt in it, @prozdishere.bsky.social is probably gonna be a better me than me because of course he is. He’s great. seedandspark.com/fund/a-giant...

No Burger Kings, No Burger Gods, Only Burger Man

Ooooooh, Galbor the all-seeing *floating* eye. #comic #galbor #comicsky

Raising Cane's needs to do a collab with The Amazing Digital Circus. For, say, one month they call themselves Raising Caine's and put up a few Caine decals and change nothing about the menu except they call Cane's Sauce "Stupid Sauce" Just, like, one month. It will do numbers.

I’m heading to the fridge to get a drink, anyone need anything?

Galbor Sez Part 3! As is Galbor Month tradition, I am putting the call out to readers for things for me to say in Galbor’s voice Reply to this post with anything you might wanna hear in Galbor’s voice and I might include it! Funny messages, quotes, you name it! The weirder the better!

“Flying already sucks! How much worse can it get?”

My dragons? Imagine

Kid already sounds like he’s going to be begging the next Epstein to let him come to their island

The time it takes AI to generate answers and images should be called “sloppy seconds”

GRIFTER HEALTH SUPPLEMENT IDEA: Masculini-TEA It’s just tiger piss and methamphetamines, but I guarantee you several high ranking members of the US government will drink it regularly

👁️: IT WAS AN APPLE #comic #comicsky #galbor

Holy shit, Go Saints!

they told us we were the only people to ever license it

I have a joke about abandoning projects midway through, but

Nice try, The Government

THAT ROCK WAS INDEED COOL, MORTAL #galbor #comic #comicsky

Since the first Oscars in 1929, there have been over 3,000 individual statuettes given out. What percentage of those do you think have been in a butt Wendy’s manager: SIR

oh, i "have to use ai or fall behind?" just checking: are you the same guys that about ten years ago told everyone they had to learn to code