Ham Time. #comic #comicsky

E for effort, Smith. #comic #comicsky

I cannot stress this enough: never let me get genie wishes #comic #comicsky

Somebody has to do something about the spree of trolley track tyings. #comic #comicsky

RIP Jerry (Additional voice of Jerry: @rolethebones.bsky.social) #comic #comicsky

Not based on a true story (yet) #comic #comicsky #matrix

I made the original comic to this 3 months ago and it… doesn’t feel any less relevant today #comic #comicsky

He chose his name via internet poll. #comic #comicsky

I came for a checkup, not a judgement, doc. #comic #comicsky

The only thing that has aged poorly about The Matrix is the idea that AI is competent #comic #comicsky #matrix

Personally, I’m rooting for the fish #comic #comicsky

Roomba —> Doomba —> Kaboomba #comic #comicsky #roomba

Look, I literally learned ABC un-capitulated to the FCC *as I was making this video* AND ALSO since making it Sinclair is still pulling him off the air so I have no idea where anything currently sits anymore. So I'm publishing this anyway.

I'd like to say I have no words, but I think that's an outcome my government would be happy with.  We are all Jimmy Kimmel. #comic #comicsky

Crash a car once, shame on you. Crash a car twice, shame on me. #comic #comicsky #glabor

FUN FACT: This isn’t the first time I’ve gotten away with drawing Galbor nude #comic #comicsky #galbor

He’s the Sorting Hat’s far less successful cousin #comic #funny

She gets a surprising amount of mileage out of that sign #comic #comicsky #galbor

Five fish, eight fish, thirteen fish, twenty-one fish #comic #webcomic

Gotta temper that optimism early, kids! #comic #comicsky

There is no spork Additional voices: Neo - @willarther.bsky.social Agent - @rolethebones.bsky.social #comic #comicsky

He was just clownin’ around #comic #comicsky

This might be one of the silliest comics I’ve ever made #comic #comicsky

Oh no, she’s my kid. #comic #comicsky

I also have unreasonable expectations of Italian plumbers and hedgehogs but whatever #comic #comicsky

I’m going to be *so* cringe, Kiddo #comic #comicsky

👁: “I’M TOLD SUNRISE IS A METAPHOR FOR POSSIBILITY AND OPTIMISM” #galbor #comic #comicsky

Hnggggggg #comic #comicsky

Extremely Abby coded

Ok, but MOBILE SNACKS #comic #comicsky

Maybe you should come back after capitalism runs it’s course, Peter #comic #comicsky

And in case my day job ever sees this: this has never happened before, I am a diligent and totally-focused business boy at all times #comic #comicsky

Narrator: He was absolutely doing a bit. #comic #comicsky

All of life's lessons can be taught with gator wrasslin' #comic #comicsky

Ok, but why tho? #comic #comicsky

So apparently kiddo believes Galbor’s name is “Gabe the screaming eye” and has been going around calling everyone “HUMAN” lately (in a loud projecting voice) I don’t want to correct her, it’s adorable

The metaphor really got away from me #comic #comicsky

This is The Whey #comic #comicsky

*over 8000 now, but you know #comic #comicsky

*reluctantly raises red flag*

Oh that bear fucken OWNED that kid in the marketplace of ideas #comic #comicsky #debate

Answer the question. #comic #comicsky #galbor

Formerly, Rent-A-Tony’s #comic #comicsky #tony

Ask your doctor if Adulthood™ is right for you #comic #comicsky

At this point, I'm just "yes and"-ing my intrusive thoughts. #comic #comicsky

I swear sometimes these 2 idiots share a single brain cell #comic #comicsky

That poor doctor #comic #comicsky

With all apologies to Rob Zombie and Julie Andrews #comic #comicsky

Hi Abby. Bye Abby. #comic #comicsky #galbor

Uh oh, Uncle Sam’s been drinking again #comic #comicsky