Who’s “we,” Cory B.?

They put one of yours in the hospital, you put out a statement about how disappointed you are. That’s the centrist way.

My “this is not a golden calf” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Considering the absolute lack of a response we saw from any authority figures (and anyone who supported them) after things like cops in Ferguson stomping through neighborhoods and popping tear gas off at people in their yards, this is infuriating but not surprising.

The Silver Bullet-into-film score? WHEW.

Silverchair Fans: “Crikey!”

My album release show is this Saturday in LA and Free!!!

The Day the Clown Cried, The Musical

See also: Operation Paperclip

Okay, everybody calm down about the Platner thing. You’re all pretty. We can’t tell people we believe bigotry is a choice and that rehabilitation is possible if we aren’t willing to accept the possibility of a bigot being rehabilitated. Likewise, there has to be some degree of showing their work.

It's amazing that she's so close to getting it and then just veers into blaming immigrants for no reason.

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooope

What do you mean we don’t understand, someone on TV speaks and you just read it.

The definitive proof is when he was on his “THEY’LL NEVER CANCEL ME” kick and nobody cared enough to try.

Feel like I’ve said this in therapy WAY TOO MUCH lately.

What the fuck is that wording. Who gives a fuck if she’s an immigrant. She’s an asshole, and that’s the fucking qualifier.

newsom's chud aura farming being 100% downstream of trying to retain the respect of his groyper son is probably the saddest thing i've ever realized

“Cole Allen you are hereby charged with the crime of not getting the expected public support for the ballroom construction”

Omg he did the meme lolol

Skamtebord

It took a fluff morning news show TEN MINUTES to get to the “one floor above” thing, which seems kind of pertinent when so many people are now demanding the ballroom be built.

This thing looks ridiculous. So why the hell do I kinda want one.

Literally never assumed the mother was the problem in this scenario. Also, there are a lot of ways this scenario could come to be besides “deadbeat dad,” and I dunno if anyone wants to refer to themselves as “the kid of a dead guy” or “child of some dude I don’t know.” “Single mom” seems fine.

Why would you be looking for side quests in a game you completed 100% of.

Hey @clarajeffery.bsky.social, maybe go fuck yourself. If any single one of you had the presence of mind ten years ago to have simply asked “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,” you wouldn’t be in this mess and neither would we. Awful jackasses.

cackling at number 6 right now

They're calling it one of the most "replies turned off" posts ever

I’m sorry for everyone who almost got shot at the orphan crushing factory but what were you doing at the orphan crushing factory

Guys, remember when we could just get by on platitudinal bullshit?

man being that stupid and susceptible to messaging must feel so good. every ad for an all-new honda accord would hit like a divine revelation

Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years

Y’know, hey, I get it, I had plenty of d-grade insults for him on Twitter in the early days, but to still believe it’ll get under his skin? At least upgrade the quality of the insults. Though, still kinda bitter that “Mango Mussolini” caught on over “Orange Julius,” to be honest.

i don't know how to parody this anymore

I know this is about @lydiaski.bsky.social and I’m actively encouraging her to get even more nose rings.

They should at least need to show what they’ve learned and how it will change their actions and beliefs going forward. If they’re anti-Trump and it’s just because they liked it better when Republicans could keep quiet about being assholes, they can fuck off.

I’ve always wanted to say “You know the Billy Joel song Piano Man? Well, I only bring it up because, uh, it's you. You're the Piano Man” to a villain right before I drop a piano on them.

Ashamed Meta Employee Just Tells Everyone He Works As Guard In Private Prison For Disabled Children https://theonion.com/ashamed-meta-employee-just-tells-everyone-he-works-as-g-1851012454/

They should be given a fake gold watch and kicked to the curb at 65 like my grandfather was. I'll even let them keep their pensions.

should i buzz him in?

Does He look like a bitch?

ME: Blood pressure is just blood force divided by blood area DOCTOR: These numbers are really concerning can you take this seriously

I… kind of love it?

We have enough going on making us grind our teeth, we really do not need the help.

Her platform already being palatable to someone as far right as Liz Cheney is not making the point you think it's making.

After every Last Week Tonight, HBO tries to make me watch Bill Maher, and it hasn’t taken the hint that I would never want that. *Having to* watch it sounds singularly awful.