DSA has won a handful of national elections and the democratic party establishment are already providing cover for the far right to start cracking down on the left

oh no they’re going to start calling democrats the same thing they’ve been calling democrats for 20 years now

"Vote blue no matter who" has only ever been used to shame progressives. They were never serious about it.

But also, you have to vote for us or else.

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

Truly spoken like someone who intends to definitely Vote Blue No Matter Who.

Fuck yeah, they have. Can’t wait for Real World Cup next year.

Attention left punching centrist Dems:

Louie: “Who’s got some maple syrup?” IHOP Employee: “We do!” Louie: (straightening his tie)

Genuinely had a moment here where I was like “Oh, I think the issue is that I don’t know what the word ‘surprised’ means,” and no, it’s exactly what I thought it meant, and given then named various parts LOL WHAT. How!?

Not endorsing Kamala is probably the 331st thing George Bush has to answer for.

This is what they make the American guy look like in anime

Let’s see, if I recall correctly, after tipping out 6% of sales (not standard everywhere, I know), this table would have cost me just over $4? Unconscionable bullshit.

having just switched over from watching the world cup, where players walk onto the field accompanied by a children’s soccer team, i thought this was some kind of make a wish program for divorced cops

… literally posing here.

*bravely* I might do my job now

“It turns out” Can’t wait to get yelled at for balking at voting for a guy who got here FUCKING DECADES after everyone else on the fucking planet

My wife, after the Knicks lost a game when Trump was there, then won when he wasn’t: “He’s like the JD Vance for basketball”.

very happy to see that the oot remake sticks to its localized title in the german version

Poor guy. He’s all tuckered out from falling asleep in cabinet meetings and photo ops.

I’ve never been inside Madison Square Garden, I’ve only ever seen it as featured in the 1998 film Godzilla. Maybe they’ve updated it since, but it didn’t look like a ballroom back then.

I understand completely, for I am also of the age between birth and death.

Genuine question: Is this the first time a mainstream nationally televised journalist has asked him TO FUCKING PROVE IT in five and a half years? Because it feels like this is the first time, again, IN FIVE AND A HALF FUCKING YEARS, a mainstream nationally televised journalist has asked him that.

Jesus Christ. I need to disable my airbags and drive into a telephone pole, I could make some serious bank as a conservative.

Ain’t even half 8 yet, and I’ve already gotten groceries, picked up coffee, and saved a turtle. The fuck have you done so far.

Big Pride to-do in town today. At the end of the parade, there was a cop car, with the cop whooping his siren. Gotta say, he took it pretty well when… *ahem* someone yelled “You know they heard enough of that at the first Pride, right” at him.

The reaction to the new God of War game just makes me more confident in my belief that the reason Dudes™️ cannot handle a female protagonist is because they know she could beat up their dad.

E for effort, Smith (Additional voice: Neo - @willarther.bsky.social)

Obviously, it’s easy to be flippant from a distance, but does George Santos *really* have enough pull these days to get a gun put in someone’s face?

I’m sure this means they’ll stop giving socialists shit for not showing up for them.

Honestly? Fuck yeah.

Still, it’s quite an achievement, I had no idea he was 150 years old.

New Smash Bros. level confirmed!

Their new girlfriend is women

Listening to Melissa Auf der Maur’s memoir and… y’know, I would listen to that lady read a phone book. If she could find one.

BREAKING: Connor4Real has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration.

wrapping up my rumination on the right wing conspiracy theory that the unite the right rally was a hoax, i have some actual receipts that help answer the question of what a nazi rally costs and who pays. spoiler alert: it’s not the southern poverty law center.

… whoa

I mean, if it steps like a goose…

what happens if a force that cannot be stopped hits an object that cannot be moved?

More like

@vox.com hot take you got there. Your bourgeois daddy write it for you?

… am I missing something or was there a time when democrats got onboard for something Bernie Sanders said.

That’s just Eartha getting typecast.

Lonnie out here looking like Alfred E. Neumann. No wonder the motherfucker’s so surly.

Whatever your thoughts about The Boys' finale, it made Elon Musk mad, which the show's creator and cast think is hilarious.