too bad people didn't listen to those saying this for ten years.

Strong possibility I’m falling in love with my dog’s veterinarian

Simultaneously horrendously damning of both parties in different ways

Re: earlier mesothelioma post

I have not produced the requisite number of discourse units today. Unacceptable.

My God, Victor Wembanyama:

🗣️

I’m 90% sure I’m not getting out of today without mesothelioma or hantavirus…or both

Done variations of this a bunch of times and they’re all glorious(and super simple) (Ps this guy is great if you like cooking channels)

They should’ve made He-man black so Elon would have an aneurysm

Oh stfu Chet.

Jon Krasinski is not even a fraction the Jack Ryan that Harrison Ford was. And Harrison Ford wasn’t even that great at it

Someone call an ambulance I think SGA got a hangnail

Double annoyance: Kevin Hart’s dumb face hocking gambling poison

Apparently the NSA decided I needed a break from posting, and I appreciate it

SGA makes the typical soccer player appear stoic

There is a non zero chance that when Trump is asked about the mosque shooting he’ll start making excuses for the shooters.

Just saw the first few mins of Star Wars: Maul and I’m a little confused on the lore here. Didn’t homey get cleft in twain by Ewan Macregor? I’m not sure I want to spend the time to find out

Outlaw leaf blowers.

They say amateurs talk tactics. True connoisseurs of the art of war actually talk "attack from every direction at once with forces that don't actually exist deployed from bases that don't exist using ammunition that doesn't exist" ~brian kilmeade, noted military savant

On a chat with what I assume to be an ai chatbot with comcast, and it just told me that it was enjoying some coffee this morning. Based on syntax and speed/quality of responses, I have no idea if it is a bot or not.

If I were given dictatorial power, the only deathsquads I would form would be to eradicate the scourge of Japanese Knotweed from North America. It will be a long fight. There will be setbacks. It will be of great cost. But if we stand together, we can achieve victory (in like a century, maybe)

Pretty crazy that we did genocidal chemical warfare against our own national symbol for decades before trying to turn it around

Morally speaking, ethically speaking, I think the humans are worse.

Unc energy=Avuncular vibes

Sometimes I poach eggs in my ramen broth

If I leave at an absurdly early hour, when there's no traffic, driving through Boston is like having a warp drive. It's shocking to the nervous system.

How tf was that not a travel

I demand access to these refs’ draftkings account activity

Harden is such a bitch. Gets barely touched on the arm and he looks like he got hit by a taser

“Slowly rotating camel” is my new favorite coping mechanism. 🐪

Someone had a day (before it got scorching outside)

OkC's plan: have SGA convulse around floppily in the vicinity of Wemby enough to draw a million fouls from silly officials

Example 324250 of why it matters who

Even when it feels like I'm dying from the demons that linger in my head, somehow escapism into the apocalyptic world of Battlestar Galactica helps some. *reposted, grammar gets jumbled when fucked up like this

Man the 2-part opening episodes of Battlestar Galactica (2003) are damn near perfection

Bonnie Honig reminds us that public things—libraries, schools, healthcare, and housing—as well as civic infrastructures through which they are governed, are “holding environments.” www.commondreams.org/opinion/radi...

Totally normal activities going on here in Massachusetts, don't worry about it

Dear Nissan, I don’t know how to tell you this. But I’m balls deep in an electric vehicle now and I’m never going back. I will never need an oil change ever again. Stop stalking me. Stop calling. I’m over you. Sincerely, Me

Dented can of San Marzanos for half price? Don’t mind if I do thanks

British porn star name: Huge Dispenser No?

From @sethandrews.com page on another site 😂😂

It takes more restraint than I have available to me to not snort with laughter every time I see this kind of story pop up every single day

Wemby lookin like “am I gonna have to elbow one of you in the neck again?!”

Nasty naz

Nic cage what am I seeing right now

Jfc Amazon AI to ask questions about health issues are you insane Dude in the commercial looked like he was in late stages of smallpox so he asks Amazon and it says probably poison ivy god this is gonna get people killed if it hasn’t already

The demonstrable flaw in “vote blue no matter who” is that it actually matters who

It is very hard to convey how furiously I will be not watching Dutton Ranch on Paramount that I just saw an ad for. I will be violently, ruthlessly avoiding it with every fiber of my being.