Preferences change constantly depending on various moods/ head injuries/ etc, but at this moment I think my dream home would be if I could renovate a prewar fire station.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Anyone else seem to be getting logged out of Bluesky on their phone constantly?

I enjoy seeing snow falling under street lights.

The murder corgi is not impressed with festivus fashion.

It is a crime that ramen was ever allowed to be relegated to “dorm food”

Re: Stranger Things, just a random aside, I gotta say it's pretty disturbing, and not in a cool scary horror movie way, to know what body horror tropes like being immobilized with a fleshy tube forced into the mouth is supposed to symbolize and see it being done to a bunch of children...uber creepy.

Omg why did the redhead in Stranger Things have to pick the most trash song ever to play on repeat throughout the show

Sitting in my foxhole Sharpening my knife

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/

Just in case anyone wasn't sure, if Stephen Miller were around when Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin's parents immigrated, he would not have considered Italians white enough, and he would've screamed to have them deported.

That is not the look of innocence. It is the look of murder plots.

Terrifier 3 is a Christmas movie I’m not doing this right am I

Conan the Barbarian once asked (in an Austrian accent) “What is best in life?” Well Conan, we have your answer. When juries acquit ppl who make ICE agents’ lives slightly more difficult, like towing their vehicles and throwing sandwiches at them. We see you heroes out there. Keep it up.

🤣yes

The Jedi order is a creepy groomer celibacy cult.

Explosions in movies are too slow and fireball-y compared to real life

I thought Stranger Things ended. I can't keep up with the youngins' these days.

Cesare Borgia was in the prequels apparently?!

Maybe they isolate because they’re threatened with fire, brimstone, and excommunication if they exercise the most basic of human impulses to connect. And the church uses the threat of permanent isolation which causes a self-imposed isolation out of fear of being kicked out of the cult.

Happy Christmas to those who celebrate. And a merry Festivus for the rest of us. ❄️ ❄️ ❄️ ⛄️

I give Merrick Garland a lot of hate, well deserved, I think. But some of that needs to reflect back up the chain to President Biden. If you want to be the most important person in the world, you're responsible for what happens in your name; 1/

I hate when they try to make a hilarious sounding word a legitimate part of the vernacular that you're supposed to say with a straight face. Case in point: Dongle. That shouldn't be a real word.

I'm so disappointed in my country right now I'm signing up for a month of BritBox. It's a streaming service. Even though it sounds like a meal prep delivery plan that only delivers fish and chips every day. See what you've done to me, America?!?!

She is so blatantly, obviously, and ham-fistedly manipulative it is hilarious how far upwards she has failed. More evidence for the wrongness of the concept of meritocracy. Bari, we know you're a conservative nut. Just stop.

Beautiful snowfall at the moment.

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Posting my favorite picture of me from 2025:

Everybody knows the American south and its history with racism, but the Pacific Northwest should really get more white supremacy cred in the public sphere than it does.

If the Rebel Alliance made a habit of promoting people like Luke Skywalker and Han Solo to the rank of General, they would’ve lost the war

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I didn't get the memo, but it appears Bluesky has turned my feed into exclusively pizza pictures lately. To be clear, I am not complaining.

Just heard someone refer to the freemasons as the "mafia of the mediocre" and I gotta say from my experience, that is both hilarious and true.

There was no reason for the death star to be that large.

Would be very satisfying if the actual journalists left at cbs produced a full length documentary about how terrible bari Weiss is and published it without her knowledge. Would be a very minor first step back toward regaining a modicum of respect as a news outlet.

Apparently Dan Carlin is still alive. Who knew

The only good scene in the Hurt Locker was the last ten seconds in the grocery store.

How big mad are Bari's billionaire string-pullers that the cecot piece got leaked. "THIS ISN'T WHAT WE BOUGHT HER FOR!!"

Every time Bari Weiss refers to herself as liberal but- , or anyone else on earth brainlessly refers to her as liberal, she should be zapped by some kind of electric voltage that is uncomfortable and surprising.

I feel less guilty about isolating and not being social when it’s snowing like crazy outside. Unfortunately it’s just slightly cold and clear skies today.

Kylo Ren was misunderstood

Deep down...every single day...I feel more and more like Frank Costanza

Almost at year 4 of Putins 3-day special military operation. Whomst among us besides a beefy manly superpower like Putins Russia could flex his might like this? The west should definitely give in to his demands in fear of one of their own small towns being taken 3 years from now. 😮

Love that Giuliani and Eric Adam’s are nowhere to be seen in this 🤣😁

Out of hundreds of thousands of drugs on the market, Trump is trying to negotiate lower prices for about 3 of them, while simultaneously not repairing the lost subsidies for the ACA which will skyrocket prices for insurance.