Uh-oh.

New issue of @bittersouth.bsky.social in today’s mail. These things are works of art.

We elected a death cult that has abused us so thoroughly that we are made to feel grateful that we will not die this day.

I’ll just set this on repeat while I fall asleep. youtu.be/4zdXr3CnBGs

At least no one launched any nuclear weapons tonight.

It’s too cold for extra innings. 🥶

“Foreign Military Attaches” are one of the groups welcomed on the Nationals Jumbotron tonight. 🤔

Again, the Nationals introduce a reliever and I say, “Who?” Welcome, New Guy!

Two Green line trains have left L’Enfant Plaza so crowded they could barely close the doors.

Why is Metro running 6-car trains at rush hour, especially on the Green line on a game day? 🤬

Is it really only Tuesday?

Come on then, and remove him.

Thank you, Rep. Beyer.

He wanted the world to fear him, and we do. I have work to do today and a ticket to a baseball game tonight. What can we do but keep living our lives? (After we call our elected representatives, of course.)

When Trump rants that “a whole civilization will die” he’s threatening to do the unthinkable - a nuclear first strike against a civilian population. We’re on the brink of the darkest moment in the history of humanity.

This is a far simpler answer than people would like to believe. Trump issues the order via the National Military Command Center to the commander of Strategic Command, and then STRATCOM carries it out directly. There is no second vote, no veto, no check-and-balance.

If the cabinet doesn’t invoke 25, they all belong in the dock with him at The Hague.

wheeeeee with a curly w!

Damn, that ball landed four rows behind my usual seat. #Natitude

I just realized that nobody's making me watch this game. <click>

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I reposted but then deleted the President's insane post about destroying Iranian civilian targets on Tuesday, which used a word most people try to keep out of their children's mouths. On top of everything else, he's coarsened and debased the public conversation. He's trying to make us worse people.

Luis Garcia, Jr. is a home run short of the cycle today. Come on, Nationals, bat around to give him a shot.

Same old Brad Lord.

Dodgers have overturned three plate calls and it’s only the third inning.

I am *entirely* surrounded by Dodgers fans. This could be a depressing couple of hours.

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Imagine being the family whose kid died so Trump could delay having to admit he made a mistake.

This feels poorly timed.

I've been thinking this all week. He's wanted to do this from the beginning of his first term.

Sources close to Jared and Ivanka Pilate say that, privately, the couple opposed the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.

Former Nationals glad to be Dodgers today: Blake Treinen, Alex Call

Good Friday, the annual reminder that yeah, we're all capable of atrocities. It's thinking that we aren't that gets us in trouble.

Real life might be too stressful for me to deal with THE PITT tonight.

the trump administration is selling this country wholesale to rapacious, extractive industries that will destroy our collective resources for private profit morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/breaking-t...

Joey Wiemer has the highest batting average in Major League Baseball. #natitude

If you’re born in the United States, you are an American citizen. That’s a constitutional guarantee in the 14th Amendment and reaffirmed by court precedent, including US v. Wong Kim Ark. Any attempts to strip citizenship from people born on U.S. soil are unconstitutional.

Couldn't go that long without his phone.

How could he not have prepared to answer that question?

Today's @shelf-awareness.com newsletter nearly gave me a heart attack until I remembered what day it was. I thought we were canceling it this year. www.shelf-awareness.com/issue.html?i...

News is too fraught right now. Don’t screw around with April Fools garbage today.

Hamlet's been on my mind a lot lately, which means I've been thinking, "The rest is silence," which means I've also been thinking about this song. I miss Treat Williams. youtu.be/0mH23CAV7jE?...

Saw Eddie Izzard in THE TRAGEDY OF HAMLET tonight at STC's Klein Theatre. Astonishing. See it if you can. shakespearetheatre.org/index.php/ev...

Oh FFS www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/u...

So I remember this in July . . .

Here we are.

Wait, did the review just keep Joey's streak alive? Magic!

Wheee!

Wow.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness