WTF

Relentless corruption in broad daylight. We DO have laws against stuff like this.

Bruce Springsteen is 76 years old. He could be enjoying the harvest of a useful life. Instead, he’s out here trying to make sure everyone else gets to live the American dream, too.

Virginia ham biscuits.

Laughed out loud.

I do not enjoy crab meat.

Don’t need no ticket, just get on board.

Thank you, @beyer.house.gov.

Rain or shine, baby.

So. Much. Winning! 🎉

Before James Wood hits a home run, he gets a look on his face that says, "Yeah, I got this."

I hate feeling embarrassed for people I don't even like.

One week to the US launch date for A RIVER RED WITH BLOOD! A newsletter went out last night with links to stores that have the signed Parker's Maine map: hosted.verticalresponse.com/205621/0fb9c...

"We'll probably do this for the Internet, unless something terrible happens and we have to cheer up the world on the TV show." I'm so glad we have this video. youtu.be/wvY02SSj450?...

It's just so beautiful.

Me in my Bluesky bubble

What crazy spell have you cast @notowenmeany.bsky.social?

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I thought the Guardians were on some kind of streak. #Natitude

The fact that Stephen Colbert still knows all the words to "Fell in Love with a Girl" might be what impresses me most. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

As everyone predicted.

Intro to Anthropology, for sure. I should have majored in it.

Hey MLB, why don’t we just call the game?

I skipped sixth grade.

THE SHEEP DETECTIVES is as good as everyone says. Glad I saw it in a theater.

Squirrels 5, Binghamton Rumble Ponies 1.

So the US is worse off than before the attack. I hope every news outlet makes this point and repeats it until everyone hears it.

Someday they might be Giants, but tonight they are Flying Squirrels.

My brain just asked a practical question about the secret process in “The Boroughs” and sometimes I wonder why I’m like this.

1. I’ve Just Seen a Face 2. For No One 3. I Saw Her Standing There 4. You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away 5. She’s Leaving Home 6. A Day in the Life 7. Martha My Dear 8/9/10. Golden Slumbers/Carry that Weight/The End

so you suppose I’m afraid of the devil?

Thank you, @colbertlateshow.bsky.social. Thank you all so much. Fair winds and following seas.

Okay, now I'm crying. #Colbert

Oh, man. Not going to spoil it, but that's just perfect. I really wish my mom could see this. #Colbert

CBS running ads for shows debuting this fall, knowing they'll never get another chance to market them to us.

An NBC poll finds Pope Leo XIV and Stephen Colbert are the most popular figures in American public life. Donald Trump, JD Vance, both parties, ICE, and AI are underwater. A Catholic pope from Chicago is the most trusted man in the country. Govern accordingly.

Here we go. And again I say, sometimes it's a privilege to know you're doing something for the last time. #Colbert

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live Mary Chapin Carpenter Neko Cases Los Lobos Lyle Lovett Aimee Mann The Mavericks The Mountain Goats Old 97's Bruce Springsteen They Might Be Giants

The production of PIPPIN running at @sigtheatre.bsky.social is spectacular.

Can we please reinstate the federal ban on the death penalty? www.nytimes.com/2026/05/21/u...

Today I learned that residents of Adams-Morgan saved 18th Street in 1969 by literally chaining themselves to bulldozers. I am willing to do this if someone can show me how. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/21/u...

When Jay Clayton was head of the SEC, I thought he was one of the few almost-decent people in the administration.

I’m not ready for how much I’ll miss Stephen Colbert.

We are living in the stupidest timeline.

Strike nothing, and stir nothing, but lash everything.

👀

Juan Soto doing Juan Soto things.

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How do we have enough of anything to invade Cuba?