"Last year saw a doubling of Americans who were hospitalized or killed by contaminated food outbreaks ... Despite that, the new funding bill blocks federal rules designed to trace sources of outbreaks, and to prevent contamination of produce."

I could hear it in Mt Rainier MD

From @jeffbradynews.bsky.social A public TV and radio station in Western Alaska serves dozens of villages damaged by Typhoon Halong. But with federal funding eliminated, KYUK makes severe cuts to its staff and news department.

Witness the birth of AluMooDeng!

I believe that sometimes you just have to hand it to the post

Alright we're up to 36.5% of what we sold last year. Still much worse but this is an improvement over 6 days ago! Advent starts in a little over 2 weeks. Bring a little Eel-iday cheer into your house. EelFacts.net

This

Aluminum pour at work today

Really enjoyed this Code Switch episode about KYUK and it's importance to the region. www.npr.org/2025/11/15/n...

a typo + autocorrect turned "swans" from my last post into "Seans" and now I'm craving Dunkin'

we are safely past Edmund Fitz season, and it *may* be a bit early for Christmas music, but are Seven Swans A Swimming I saw last week. for real.

why exfoliate with something like oatmeal when you can just sand your skin off instead, like a Real Man (tm)?

shut it all down.

It's 1987. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters. It's 2025. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.

There's the exact same problem as with policing: if you are the thousandth person to promise police reform, that means you aren't going to change anything. We've all seen that movie a million times. So you need to somehow make your serious intent clear, and you can't do that just saying "reform".

For the Aussies, the zoologists and the architects out there. 💩🧊🧪 By @chazhutton.com

There are baby capybaras at the Cape May Zoo! www.phillyvoice.com/cape-may-cou... Which is why my 9-year-old had us out of the house at 6AM to catch the Lewes-Cape May Ferry.

🎶Who fixes a cable at the bottom of the sea? Spongebob Squarepants!

Love to see community action against this AI nonsense! neighborhoodview.org/2025/11/13/d...

It's quite unusual www.bbc.com/news/article...

eat shit Pete.

diVine, you say?

omg that's big.

@bigfootrotica.bsky.social do you heartily endorse this product?

I wrote about a potential IOC ban over transgender, intersex and DSD athletes and how that ties in with the tragic death of Lia Smith here in the U.S. Mostly, I ask is anyone going to care about those who have been hurt the entire time by this movement?

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

You know, that person who you said should be thrown into a woodchipper will never see your post but you know who might? Your local woodchipper. Try to be a bit more thoughtful - think of the chippers.

Today in 2010, Olaf ponders the squash. #bunpost 🐰

The guy who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi piece is the son of Nora Ephron and Carl Bernstein which is almost too on the nose

patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors

Somehow this is only the second worst thing I’ve seen online today

live every moment as if it’s your last

I don’t believe it. There’s no way Donnie would give someone else pleasure. In any way at all.

*Trichinosis*

🚨Megyn Kelly in 2023 re Russell Brand: “You’re 31 years old & you have sex allegedly w a 16-year old?… She was a minor. Just because you can’t be prosecuted for it doesn’t mean it’s right.” Kelly yesterday re Epstein: “there’s a difference between a 15-year-old & a 5-year-old” @motherjones.com:

This implications of this bullshit Hitler DNA project are absolute trash. You can't determine whether someone's gonna become a Nazi via DNA. The effort to explain things that way is itself the kind of thing Nazis would do.

Today in 2010, Olaf ponders the squash. #bunpost 🐰

"I'm a Grok guy."

“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.

petro is so beast

If you or either of your parents were born in a colony you are entitled to citizenship in the colonizing country, even after independence.

Just thought about this piece again for absolutely all the reasons...

“Overseeing the GOPs transformation into an ever more radical party, McConnell excused the party’s increasingly open bigotry. Now, faced with the monster he created, McConnell pleads ignorance.” www.liberalcurrents.com/the-heritage...

The funniest thing about Twitter these days is that right wing dipshits still think their content is being suppressed by some unseen liberal forces. Elon Musk has owned the site for over three years now.

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

"fossilized soft parts." Yeah, well, me too, bitch. You ain't special.

a woman helped Buffalo Bill load his van, setting off a chain of events that ended in him getting shot by agent Clarice Starling

“A Congressman raped a destitute 17 year old who had turned to sex work to pay for healthcare necessities” Weird how so many writers at the New York Times, of all places, seemingly never took one single English class.