I think if you're walking straight into body shots like this from fucking GWAR of all bands, you probably should just give up on whatever it was you were trying to do in the first place.

WYSIWYG was the original "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs." and in this paper I will...

Oderus Urungus used to be a regular guest on Fox News.

We need to learn a lesson from how Trump treats those who offend him. When they back down, they are showing us weakness. Demand more.

Disney does not deserve any praise or reward for putting Kimmel back on air. You do. It was your work that made them cave, so don't let them take credit. And don't forget about Nextel's advertisers.

The 1776 Project PAC launched a form to report teachers who haven't appropriately praised Charlie Kirk. It'd be a shame if people flooded it with nonsense submissions. 1776projectpac.com/charlie-kirk...

The 1776 Project PAC launched a form to report teachers who haven't appropriately praised Charlie Kirk. It'd be a shame if people flooded it with nonsense submissions. 1776projectpac.com/charlie-kirk...

If I'm not mistaken, this is probably the same rig they'd use for the Nazi skinhead in Slaughterama.

Stream's going up for that good Sund'y Spelunky. Haven't had a decent night's sleep in a week, so those reflexes are gonna be in top shape. Come hang out! twitch.tv/thatconradzimmerman

Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

It's not Trent Reznor's fault that I had to stop listening to his new music because I remembered that the music is for a Disney property, but I'm very bummed that what seems like a collection of bangers is just not worth even that little commercial support of them.

Lots of podcasts have cold opens. Boston's Favorite Son has "absolute zero" opens. Often, not only does the audience have no context for the first things they hear on the show, its participants had none at the time of recording.

When someone suggests that content such as this is "pornographic", they need to be aggressively asked to explain why they think said content is titillating.

Fearmongering is the only trick the right has, and it's weird to see them turning it on themselves over the idea that Democrats will use the authoritarian playbook established by this administration if they take power back, when there's absolutely no chance these spineless "norm" chasers would.

There is a backup recording. He'll sound like shit, but if you're still listening at this point I doubt you'll care. I mostly posted this because Jonathan had been questioning whether anybody still listens.

I know the world is a terrible place right now and I don't mean to add more bad news to the pile, but the anti-technology field that surrounds @tronknotts.bsky.social may have resulted in the loss of a brilliant Boston's Favorite Son recording. Please pray for him (and for us all).

Yes, we wouldn't want Disney to be in any way disgraced.

If you ever hear someone saying, "I believe in free speech, but," just stop them right there. They don't. And that's okay; they don't have to believe in free speech. But neither do you have to listen to them justify why they don't.

Yes, the solution to all of the billionaire money funding right wing propaganda is more billionaire money funding liberal media. Never goes wrong and drags things further right when the dependency on that money collides with being critical of who gives it to them. Not even once.

While I've never considered the work I've done in games media worthy of citation, being on the pages for Dogmeat and Alundra is admittedly cool.

cancelling Disney+ and Hulu is well and good but it’s not a huge hit on an individual level but Disney adults? people who spend real money at the parks? you guys can make a dent, call ‘em up and tell them your vacation is postponed until they pull their heads out of their asses

Also, don't give any thought to how cops were unable to control this situation due to the number of people involved.

Hey internet. You okay?

Dying mall retailer Jouneys has produced a remix of New Radicals' Get What You Give in a bid for nostalgia, complete with recreation of the original music video. It is not merely bad. It is bad in every conceivable way. If you can imagine a way that could be bad, it is bad in that way.

Some days, you just wish Tribulation scholars were right.

Amazon has an ad where a guy dances with a Dyson vacuum as it billows dust and, like, did nobody at Dyson see this and question whether it's a good look for their product?

Thank Christ the right is fundamentally opposed to cancel culture, amirite?

Part of me is all, "this deeply offensive strategy could theoretically produce results if the goal were to make the party laser focused on economic disparity and providing basic social services." The rest of me laughs at my very funny joke.

The replies to this thread are full of so many fucking bangers.

About to hop on the stream to check out what appears to be a very chill game about being helpful witch, Little Witch in the Woods. Come hang! www.twitch.tv/thatconradzi...

Eric Adams just installed 200 of these in central park

this is just brutal and I'm old enough to know it's true

Dylan’s Candy comes through! Mountain Dew trolls with Trolli! We ❤️ AriZona! And a new Conrad Rants! All this and more (but no #ZevPrince yet) on this week’s #LetsTalkAboutSnacks! @rawrglicious.bsky.social @conradzimmerman.bsky.social @guzzlinseltzer.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/138970...

The irony of a technology fundamentally built around the idea of telling people what they want to hear repeatedly refusing to do so for the person who "owns" it.

Hopping on the stream for that good Sund'y Spelunky! Join me for love, laughs and shameful inattention leading to tragic mistakes! www.twitch.tv/thatconradzi...

I like how @laurakbuzz.bsky.social warned me about getting new crests in Silksong and not having the slot configurations you want but failed to tell me that the game forces you to use a new crest until you reach a bench and good fucking luck figuring out where you are. That's comedy.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Out of the countless petty complaints I have about how people use language, the thing I observe most is the use of adjectives and adverbs applied to the word "unique" and it drives me nuts.

Oh, he's an individual now, is he? Some kind of independent thinker? The sort of person who wouldn't join a club which would have him as a member, perhaps?

I wasted my teen years on imageboards and I desperately want people to understand that neo-Nazis and the alt right are actually like 20 personality cults in a trench coat and will absolutely engage in inter-faction violence over sleights nobody on the outside could ever understand.

1/10 So the fake claims of "trans" and "antifa" symbols comes from both ammo stamps and casing inscriptions wrongly reported. They try to paint Tyler as left, but like Crooks this is a fringe right wing Groyper. Here's the details on registered Republican, Tyler Robinson: x.com/adamscochra...

I can think of no more just outcome than for Charlie Kirk to be swiftly forgotten by his so-called friends because the person who killed him didn't make him as useful a tool in death as he was in life.

Similarly, you extinguish a grease fire the same way you extinguish fascism - by cutting off it's supply of oxygen.

you’ll notice democrats have not said ANYTHING about silksong difficulty. havent even weighed in. its like they dont even care. tone deaf

realizing how many people think only a sniper could make a 200 yard shot has been a real eye-opener for me this week

2014 called wondering why you never write.

My thing with Silksong is that completing a tough section or boss does feel good. But that's because your body has just experienced trauma and you are mistaking relief for pleasure.