Hark! A strimmskejj appeareth! 1/5 7pm- Sloppyfiremonday: Baldurs Gate 3 w/ Sloppyzowe 1/6 12pm- Miscellaneous Hobby Projects w/ @fiveagen.bsky.social 1/7 7pm- Date Everything 1/8 7pm- Miscellaneous Hobby Projects 1/9 12pm- Bloodborne

Too many men forget they’re made of meat.

"Sex workers are the canary in the coal mine" is practically an overused, self-evident fact, rather than a handy analogy. Right up there with red flags such as "protecting the kids" and "wrapped in a flag carrying a bible", and weirdly enough all these are closely related. If you meet God, kill him.

A more lightly armored Yuzbasi, maybe a Mamluk? I dunno, but they're dead killy. -- #trenchcrusade #ironsultanate #minipainting #kitbash #grimdark

First Godzilla Illustration of 2026

OF COURSE I painted my dog as a hellhound! Various trench pups, good boys and girls all. -- #trenchcrusade #minipainting #trenchdogs #miniatures #nerdlings

CHAPTER SERF, a full TTRPG fan game for Warhammer 40K. It’s free, obvs: drive.google.com/file/d/1V4Mt... You play peons serving the setting’s demigod supersoldier man-children. (Really proud of this one; a lot of the design work in this will inform my big 2026 game project, Inshallah.) 8/

Importantly, HIS MAJESTY THE WORM's gots jokes

Last day of the year is a WIP WEDNESDAY?! Loving painting these freaks, really reigniting my interest in the gene cult weirdness. Am I gonna have to update my older cultists to match these? Probably... -- #warhammercommunity #genestealercults #kitbash #minipainting #nerdlings #holyfireminis

A brand new NPC is up on my patreon as well as some map assets. patreon.com/BenTobitt?ut...

Here's the coloured version of Lady Emberrissa from @highrollersdnd.bsky.social I definitely needed those thighs glowing. Though now im tempted to add in a back ground...

Me, about quarterly: "Wait, what is magic the gathering doing politically? Oh, no, the other one. Right."

Just a lil sniper priest, doin' sniper priest stuff -- #trenchcrusade #newantioch #grimdark #kitbash #minipainting #holyfireminis #nerdlings

Focus? Today? I guess not!

I lied I have one more piece in me before the year ends. This is an experimental illustration though. I'm not great with the flat graphic stuff but I thought I'd give it a go again.

Wyrm Knight 🐉⚔️

The Lost for Idols of Torment from @blackmagiccraft.bsky.social Wanted a look that was kinda ethereal/insubstantial without explicitly being ghosts. Dunno if I succeeded but I like how they look! -- #idolsoftorment #minipainting #painting #horror #grimdark #nerdlings #holyfireminis

Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon.

Me watching anything: this show would be a lot sexier with more fat people.

#ELDENRING #エルデンリング

Maybe if Sanderson was an EX Mormon id consider reading his shit but tbh the idea of giving him money feels way too similar to giving Rowling money

Little portrait of my most favorite girl!!

Sale ends tonight. Check all them books out!

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

Last Strimmskejj of 2025/First of 2026! 12/29 7pm- Sloppyfiremonday: Baldurs Gate 3 w/ Sloppyzowe 12/30 12pm- Miscellaneous Hobby Projects w/ @fiveagen.bsky.social 12/31 7pm- Heresy Wednesday: Magnus the Red w/ @adriesteia.bsky.social 1/1 12pm- Date Everything 1/2 12pm- Bloodborne

Pluribus spoilers: I was cool w/all the hive mind stuff (including, unsurprisingly if you know me, the cannibalism) until I realized that it would mean I/we would have already experienced all of the Art that had ever been created & probably wouldnt ever make new art. Thats when I understood Carol

Resident Evil Village

This post is the sign you’ve been waiting for to get into painting miniatures in 2026. Don’t worry about your skill level, or learning the lore, or having to play the game after - I promise you, you will thoroughly love the journey of simply painting a mini. It’s also so therapeutic. Do it :)

Broke Artist Holiday Gifts- canvas portraits 1- Brother (&wife) @ their wedding 2- Holyfiredad 3- Holyfiremom in the style of a fancy dead lady we're related to 4- Sassquatch, the Holyfiredog, for @singjunebug.bsky.social -- #holyfireart #portraiture #acrylicpainting #painting #traditionalart

seems i never posted this comm here

Look, a mirror! A mirror that doesn't wave!

#ELDENRING #エルデンリング

While you were celebrating the birth of Christ, I was studying the blade

Disco Elysium - The Final Cut is free on Internet Archive for the foreseeable future.

Not sure why, but this Witchburner just feels right to post today. -- #holyfireminis #trenchcrusade #grimdark #nerdlings

Shin Godzilla シン・ゴジラ

A sneak peek of one of the interiors from my unreleased art book.

Ah. They all painted up far too quickly. Contrast and drybrushing made this a very quick 1 and a bit days project. #nerdlings #mesbg

WIP WEDNESDAY Built another Corpse Guard specifically so I could paint a banner for my Black Grail warband. Wound up really happy with this poor guy. -- #holyfireminis #trenchcrusade #kitbash #cultoftheblackgrail #grimdark #nerdlings

Knight Flagellant

Kitbashed a box of gors because I wanted a third squad of fellgor ravagers. -- #holyfireminis #warhammer40k #warhammercommunity #chaos #kitbash #wip #nerdlings

B̸̦̲͋͛̄̐̌͌͘U̴̻͇̺͛͛͒̚Z̵̨͖̥̭̹̍̀̉̔͋̍̕Ź̷͙͊ B̸̢͗̃̽͒̂̑͘Ư̷̹̈́̿̌͜Z̸̪̙̺̖͕͓͊̄̈̎̕͝Z̸̘̫͗͊͌̍̐͘ B̶̺̗̫̽̉́̽̽̒͊I̸̟̪̫͐̃̈T̷̛̮͓̰̗̹̟͌̐̈́̃͘Ç̵̟͖̉͂͂̿̔̈̅H̸̗̣̰̯͚̏͒E̷̝̟̠̜͚͎̔͋S̷̨̢̲͗̿̋̀ #art #trenccrusade

beer mom

Those are less normal. #art #trenchcrusade

I always forget how un-fun magnetizing minis is

Orcs and demons just make sense for the end of the year. Just admit it.