A little friend I met today.

It's amazing anyone ever manages to plan a game of D&D when the players could do almost anything.

I was thinking about this again, and how I'm fine with people dressing as Sith. Because Sith are fantasy, there is no real-world parallel to angry magic laser-sword people. But fascists are real.

Having Ideas for my D&D game and I'm only sorry I can't make memes about them, at least not yet

Oh yeah, this game is really showing UE5 pushed to the limits.

LEGO WOLF LEGO! WOLF!!!

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local wolf wants coffee

High fashion always falls flat because it does not exist in a world that complements it. The effect is garish and inconsistent. It is not the designer's fault, however, but the world's.

The RATECAPUTER (COMPUTER WITH BASIC LANGUAGE/RADIO/CASSETTE RECORDER/DIGITAL CLOCK) is exactly what that giant label up top says on the tin.

Spontaneous Microplastic Repolymerization Syndrome (SMRS) occurs when, suddenly, the accumulated plastics in the blood and tissues reform into larger structures. These spikes cause internal and external damage. While surgery is possible, the root catalyst of the reaction is still unknown to science.

I don't trust people who cosplay as stormtroopers. Even less imperial officers.

Watching the Maul TV show. This Jedi apprentice gets caught stealing fruit cause she's starving and her Master tells her 'these police droids will surely see reason' and 'you can always rely on the kindness of strangers'. Girl, I'm sorry but your master is stupid.

Can't believe I have to mute the term 'snoopy pussy'. Cause that's not an image I need hitting me ten times a day.

Good morning! ☀️

So, Filcher is rather fun. A stripped down noir Thief-like. I wouldn't mind some voice acting but it's fine without. store.steampowered.com/app/1355650/...

They called the fat rebel pilot "Porkins". Oh, a pig joke, how fucking original. What amazing representation for your fat audience members. Get in the fucking sea.

AAAAAAAAAA I mean, cough, good morning

The Skull-Driver, a spaceship built from the skull of an ancient bestial deity. It is powered by monster shit and rage.

I decided to finally set alarms to wake up early enough and make a doctor's appointment (minor but unpleasant recurring issue) Still awake at 4am, I remember it's a bank holiday and the doctor's clinic will be closed.

Is ubisoft still run by abusive, racist, sexist predators? I know some left/were let go.

In this modern era of Prop Hunt and Among Us being huge, a flashy, expanded version of that AC multi-player where any NPC roaming the map could have been an enemy player looking to gut you would do GANGBUSTERS

Losing my mind over reports that Ubisoft is making an Assassin's Creed PvP parkour race game ala Fall Guys (but less goofy) that is reportedly not very good instead of JUST REMAKING THE INCREDIBLE MULTIPLAYER MODE THEY ALREADY DID IN BROTHERHOOD/REVELATIONS

You're not longing for the 90s, you just want a gang of four anthropomorphic animals to take you for a ride on their customised vehicle and then get a stack of 14" new york pepperoni pizzas.

If the games going up on steam every day are anything to go by, people just want a low intensity job where no-one shouts at you

Cal & Kiira: Rabbot (Based on a true story- I did this to a bank)

The Secret of Monkey Island

I feel dirty, even sinful, because I saw something joyful and asked myself "what are they selling?" But isn't everyone selling something? Everything is for profit. And stunts cost money. Even some eccentric millionaire doing something for the joy of it is funding their whimsy somehow.

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I hate how steam doesn't punish this behaviour positive review, based on the fact it's beatable in the refund period so you can get your money back you liked the game, but actively decided to exploit the system just to get your £15 back from an indie dev you actual piece of trash.

It's Lego... it's LEGO! 😵‍💫

Stepped into the living room to find Red Dwarf on the TV so naturally I sat down. Turns out I never watched seasons 11 & 12. 27 years of Red Dwarf, of crass but often heartfelt comic science fiction. Kind of incredible. Deserves the same kind of respect as The Next Generation.

You're telling me a vibe coded this website?

I imagined a unicorn appearing to a trans woman in the woods, and letting the woman touch her cheek. and then I cried

I should buy a new game... damn the consequences (spending money)

I'm a big brave girl, nothing scares me

have to go outside and get my meds this sucks, wanna hide in bed

We are at Bournemouth today reporting on Trans Liberation Bournemouth's protest against the transphobic KCSIE guidance. The protest is about to start shortly.

Imagine a wolf walks up to you and puts a paw on your hand I would cry

One of the things about The Wicker Man that make it an unrivaled masterpiece is that it's filled with some incredible music, a lot of films try and ape its style, but never do justice to the folk music that was just as important a part.

Dreamt there was a fascist take over enforcing strict morality laws and crushing unapproved-of speech Which seems unfair to be in my dreams

Alright, Exit 8 time

If Chiitan was hitchhiking, I'd give her a ride but I'd have to tie her to the roof.

Huh. The fend in forfend (as in 'heaven forfend') is probably the same as to fend something or someone off. Neat

Years later and I still can't believe Fallout 76 contains basically no appalachian music. Like, what are we even doing here?

Thinking about ordering in something hot and tasty. This usually ends in me stressing about the cost until I want to kill myself and end up ordering in just to make the feeling stop.

Watching Chinese martial arts movie The Heroic Trio. Subtitles call one of the trio Wonder Woman But so far the dub is like "what do we call her?! All the good names are taken!" I guess we can't be confusing the english-speaking audience. Or is it a copyright thing?