Reading a vampire novel and the main characters are called Mina and Harker, can't decide if I like this easter egg or if it's too on the nose

what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck

trying to understand what the craic is with Venezuela and Maduro being captured/abducted, but the whole thing is leaving me sitting like ??????

When Liv and I hadn't been going out long she got me to play CoD with her for the first time. At first she was dicking about a bit until I, foolishly, said play properly not silly. After being shot several times before I could even see where she was, we had to stop playing and play chess instead

Hey-phid! First craft of 2026 complete 😊 #Grounded #Crochet

decided my resolution for this year will be to finally frame and hang all the prints I've been hoarding over the last few years

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Original link is 404'ing, here's the UK government petition, if it gets to 100k signatures they have to speak on it in parliament which gives us another go at convincing the government giving paypros this ability is a bad fuckin idea. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

sitting afk in Dornogal while I crochet so Bladezz can watch his favourite show - people running around on mounts

'Given their name, I think it's obvious that these fanatics now serve Xal'atath' damn, that's crazy, do you think they have a sign up sheet?

oh yeah so I have a cute story from boxing day - we were taking family pictures and my dad wanted one of me, my gran, and my sister. I pointed at Liv bc I will include her in everything fight me old man, so as we pose Liv sits down next to my gran, and my gran says 'me and my 3 granddaughters' 😭

I'm trying to do world quests and Jonesy keeps pressing my space bar 🙃

overshot trying to be daddy for Liv and now I just follow her around turning lights off

hmm

criminal minds season 18 episode 3? more like cryminal minds amirite guys

Robert, they turned me into a plush Robert. My arms are 2 feet long, Robert.

Met a friend's cat for the first time today and she let Liv give her pets but I got an apprehensive sniff then avoided at a wide berth, can only assume the cat is ableist 💔

got my niece hair chalk for christmas, my sister's house is now covered in chalk that's brushed off, nyehehehe

paying an etsy witch to hex usps bc honestly it could only improve their service

Oh actually more pressing thing to post about - the hoods have graffitied FAP all over the estate bc in their pursuit of declaring fuck all police, they forgot things have other meanings

Went to the shopping centre so we could do bank, pharmacy, groceries and browse clothes shop in one hit, managed bank and pharmacy before we noped the fuck out bc too many people have no spatial awareness

a day late but my uterus has gifted me cramps, she's so thoughtful 😍

Momma and Pops knocked it out of the park with a signed copy of Joey Batey's debut novel 😭

post transition, I have been hand-me-downed all Liv's plaid shirts, I am the bear now

Last minute present crafting for seeing fam tomorrow

this year has been genuine hell but has also had some of our best moments in years, which ended up making it bearable. I'm very lucky to have my lovely wife and our lovely cats and noodles and the lovely life we've built together 🖤 this post was brought to you by day drinking

I know this has been said by umpteen other people over the years but please, movie and tv makers, stop making every shot dark and all sounds but helicopters and background music quiet

twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..

We're hanging out in the living room so obv the cats have to be here too, but Jonesy is bored so has resorted to pulling things off the bookshelves and finding new hidey holes among the furniture

Happy Holidays folks! (One day I'll get good at taking photos)

Upon further thought I would like to apologise for calling Jonesy a cat when I know better, he is and always has been a little baby boy

So interesting and sad how as soon as I start carving the turkey, Jonesy morphs into the world's hungriest cat who's never ever been fed

childless christmas eve means doing an emergency Baileys run bc the bottle we have is less than full and god forbid we run out tomorrow

I feel like a good percentage of my dramatic weirdo traits can be traced back to watching the Grinch too much as a child

figured out what made my teeth move, turns out 20 years of resting my tongue bar on the same spot when I'm concentrating has an effect

I'm live! Join me in this festive period for a lovely jaunt through the swamps of Louisiana as I take on Resident Evil: Biohazard! www.twitch.tv/livsmithvavo

soz to anyone who listened to my horrendously strained voice for this stream lmao

I have just read a man with his whole chest saying kids in the UK aren't allowed to transition anymore bc of one person who transitioned 3 times and regretted having surgeries before 18, then when someone replied no one is having bottom surgery underage he said yeah not anymore bc of this case

Got a Christmas card from the wee drinkers house across the road and they normally just address it to the house number, but they remembered our names from last year and wrote to Liv & Zee 😭😭

Liv was humming Santa Baby, and it reminded me of that horrible version Michael Buble did where he made it friendly instead of homoerotic

y'know when you're getting over a crush and things they do that would have flustered you before instead give you a 'wow, it even dries underwater' feeling? got that rn

In the car dealership waiting for our service to finish and they played the slur version of Fairytale of New York, have to admire the balls to play it in a building with critical hetero energy to be fair

joined a dungeon group with a Tauren rogue called Incowgnito, S tier name

Liv is gaslighting me about seagull noises

Atticus and Rose's relationship in Downton Abbey makes me want to kick my feet and giggle

first 1 star review of the year bc a customer doesn't understand how parcel tracking works and etsy inputs their own estimated delivery dates lfggg

The tragic reality about violence against women and girls: unless it's an issue which can be weaponised to bash trans people or migrants no one gives a fuck.

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just moved into the neighbourhood and already made a friend #wowhousing

workers unions, great bunch of lads