the brakrooms

Talked to some Greek historians and put together a playlist of what the Siren’s Song may have sounded like. I can see why it drove Matt Damon to lustful insanity.

i've been making this argument since at least 2018. temporal distance creates psychological presence, IE delayed gratification makes the payoff more enjoyable and memorable. and yet netflix has remained stubbornly committed to a model that only emerged as a way of breaking the home video market

every day i wish bluesky let us have tumblr tags

how come reeve carney is obsessed with looking Like That. he looks so much better literally any other way

i just wanna get some popcorn make it saltyyyyyyyyy youtu.be/cHC3CdW_CGI?...

Watching the new Ghost in the Shell in Italian as Masamune Shirow intended

i like to come up with opinions that no one has ever believed or even heard of before and put "gentle reminder:" in front of them

the rise of Jimothy proves people are desperate for new cryptids but everybody's too cowardly to fuck up a cornfield like they used to

this is the first "legal" assassination I've seen since the obama administration

I can’t die until I have hammered this into the skulls of every single one of my writers, far enough for it to stick

cant stop saying THATS!! the'mshgnnnnnnnn wUEY

i said this as a joke but also as True before realizing this actually maps onto my real big 3 kinda perfectly. gemini sun (different kinds stuff in there), taurus moon (sleepy comfort energy), aries rising (it has a spice in there)

i think probably my worst opinion is that shaymin is only mid because its design is somehow to me too obvious. like... ok man... we get it... you're cute and whimsical... whatever...

Volume 1, Issue 1 of EAR•WAX Magazine is available now ad free for Patreon supporters! It'll be out Wednesday for everyone! I'm so proud of how this came out. We set out to make an audio magazine about sound and that's exactly what we did. This team is amazing. www.patreon.com/earwaxmagazi...

When you “Like” and “Repost” my great posts here on Bluesky it is like I am a “Deer” and you are giving me a “Deer Biscuit”.

project male hairy

In other news my toddler stole my phone and tried to order groceries

Yes. Using a computer now feels like this at all times.

I forgot to mention, pay is $50.

I’m not watching the game so every post right now is like “why is Bart Simpson drinking Gatorade with Maroon 5 and also it’s a gambling ad?”

should’ve been Lydia Tár at this halftime show, cancel culture has taken so much from us

🙏🏻bitch eating crackers 🙏🏻you people cant do anything 🙏🏻did the journal factory explode 🙏🏻should we invite bella hadid 🙏🏻2 dumb bitches telling each other exaaaactly

Generative AI does not write fiction well, so when an editor accepts a short story and then has to recant because it is AI, it's worth asking what they saw in the story in the first place. (As others, like Nick Mamatas, have noted elsewhere )

if gale baldursgate was from a right now setting he would have ai girlfriend psychosis

Cole is such a wonderful person - above and beyond the obvious talents in our field! (Our Jaxon and Xavi and more!) Please help if you can. <3

As a committed prison abolitionist, it is my sincere belief that the Tate brothers should be sent back to England in a ship, which mysteriously sinks to the bottom of the ocean

Oh my god

goodnight moon ending explained

Do it for them.

Wow did you guys know the same guy who invented the Jeef Beef also invented the twohorse dumpwagon?

Hasn't stopped being appropriate

i have read so many horror novels over the last 6 or something months i am so powerful and can never be killed. im literally unkillable. try. try harder

Andrew tate won't see your posts celebrating his new charges. But your friends who are sex traffickers will

private/christian/charter schools should be abolished and classified as child abuse btw

Jeremy Miranda (American,b. 1980): Tide Pool, Acrylic on panel

I'm dying at the crumbl cookie drinks. They have so much sugar in them that it's an equivalent of eating like over a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts and people are like "WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS" And I'm like "ITS BECAUSE MORMONS AREN'T ALLOWED TO DO DRUGS"

Something dark and funny about the implicit possibility here that A24 didn't know it doesn't own the backrooms. Liminal Property. www.thewrap.com/creative-con...

Smelly really lame Batman villains in erotica have ruined us.

The funniest part are all the comments that are like, "I love you Taco Bell, you can give me diarrhea whenever you want 🥰"

if gale baldursgate was from a right now setting he would have ai girlfriend psychosis

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Bisexuality was invented the year i was born. You're welcome. happy birthday

AH’M DEMON FREE, BITCH

The problem with mornings is the time that they happen