A real news outlet publishing the phrase "Grok apologized" should result in like a week-long timeout. Think about what you've done.

my social media food trend prediction for 2026 is unironically skyline chili

Local Furby says “Whoa! Big sound, wah!” Join me, Reuters, an alleged news organization, as I inexplicably treat it as a source.

it's the year of the horse. the year of rin sohma. this year, everyone has to be a big tiddy goth gf with self destructive impulse control problems

At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!

I wrote about Grok's CSAM problem and how journalists keep fumbling the story www.readtpa.com/p/grok-cant-...

his final message…

*werner herzog voice* hamburger will never help you

Bisexuality is a gift from god

Mamdani's hypocrite wife has eyes too pretty for socialism in my warped opinion | my latest for the New York Post

late to the trend but I'm getting sworn in on this

hi im a sinus infection doing manifest destiny towards the brain hi im an immunosuppressant making up some guest bedrooms for tissue infections hi im me hi im a car crash where the driver still had their foot on the gas when they passed out at the wheel heading towards the freeway

ALL WILL KNEEL BEFORE BLADELANDS

Unironically and sincerely:

Such an important article about the NYT's coverage of transgender issues and why it's so reactionary. transnews.network/p/a-directiv...

it like isnt even degrees outside right now. there aren't even any degrees out there

fiona apple 🤝 survival horror games fetch the boltcutters

i just think lemongrab is one of the best characters ever created in fiction

BLADE. LANDS. GOOD.

Y'all. I bought this game a week ago. I have put in over *53 hours*. For an episodic thing where each chapter takes about 1h to 1h30m, and which so far 4 of 7 has been released. I've always been a fan of narrative choice games but I've never seen anything like this. Truly phenomenal.

Nine Delights 2026

if you haven't read jezebel's 2018 coverage of the listserv where 400+ "left-of-center" transphobic "journalists" methodically orchestrated the current moment, it's a good companion to the TNN interview: www.jezebel.com/private-mess...

the plot of the summer hikaru died is 90% people telling people things. sometimes even people telling people about people telling people things

it like isnt even degrees outside right now. there aren't even any degrees out there

first pic i sent back from my trip to paris

Welcome to zohran’s America

start off 2026 by telling me youre in love with me

i was in manhattan on monday while it was still an eric adams city and let me tell you, there were ghosts and ghouls everywhere. leprechauns and trolls running completely amok. look at the photos of the city since the clock struck 2026. not even a ghost. he's already cleaning the place up

start off 2026 by telling me youre in love with me

This year I’m gonna kinda do my thing

BREAKING: New York City mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani announces plan to make Mega Raichu X and Y the city's official mascots.

i was in manhattan on monday while it was still an eric adams city and let me tell you, there were ghosts and ghouls everywhere. leprechauns and trolls running completely amok. look at the photos of the city since the clock struck 2026. not even a ghost. he's already cleaning the place up

thank you animal crossing for your service every NYE 🫡

I hope I get to make many more cool skeletons next year.

last day you can post this (accurately)

this is the year.

ranma is a he/him lesbian

Somewhere there’s a think tank called like ‘the American Insight Institute’ that pays dozens of ppl 6-figure salaries to make ‘democracy needs you to sleep with neonazis’ into a major talking point

may everyone's new years resolution be reading the entire article before sharing or discussing 🙏🏻

muffins are cupcakes that lie on their resume

<dog with a stomach ache> I should eat a blanket !!!

i absolutely fucking love music videos so here is a thread of my favorites, starting with my forever #1 youtu.be/6CSiU0j_lFA?...

If you haven’t seen this movie, I’m jealous because you get to see it for the first time. Also: SEE IT. You may get a substantial “what the hell is happening” feeling at the start but just settle in. Accept it. Let it take you for a ride.

i accomplished a lot this year but mostly i accomplished surviving through not realizing i was having major short term memory loss for months as someone who has ocd super related to feelings of failure especially at work. so i think i deserve to just have naptimes and treats for all of 2026 now thx

lesbians

Come get ur bladelands 🔔

Now that Heated Rivalry is a smash success can we please get Yuri On Ice Seaspn 2 😭