Music algorithms suck, not because they can’t find the interesting tangential music, but because they don’t understand that it’s infuriating if Brain Stew plays without Jaded.

Prelature? Incardinated? Charism? No one has seen these words before. These are words that can only be dreamed up by alt-history fiction writers and Catholicism

Done with paying job, time to start volunteer job

The best part of having a normie group chat is you get to recycle all the great memes just for them. It’s all fresh to them. They’ve never seen anything so great (from 7 years ago).

Inserting new memes into the industry shitposting group chat is paying dividends. Johnny Silverhand makes the rounds any time someone complains about how many messages are in the thread.

Guys that do their reps as quickly as possible: show the fuck down and get some time under tension. This is why you don’t last in the sheets.

Up in the air

take every suggestion given

Stereolab’s twelfth album would be Margarine Eclipse, an absolute masterpiece from them. It’s an album that carries an emotional intensity through out. I’m including compilations as albums released. They are just as integral to the discography as standard album releases.

this mfer just said “Tony Skater Pro Hawk”

Reconstituting a cow one supplement at a time

badge design - when you love a zachtronics game but need the stress of life added in

CRJs are so used to everyone beating on them that they’ve taken to fighting each other

“Every talk is either Informative or a Rant.”

First Wednesday of the month

an odometer for luggage wheels so you know it's time to rotate or replace them

LETO ATREIDES: (gesturing to a Calvin Peeing sticker) When one loves, one gives freely and receives the same. The boy gives his water so that the Ford Company may thrive. For generations these values have held true. PAUL ATREIDES: Water may be given and received through love... freely...

Cafe Affirmations

Viennese artwork

Simply amazing when you realize how much smoking has been stomped out after traveling in Europe.

After a long delay working on the AV badge, my cross stitch hex of NGC 346 is now finished!

come to the hotel gym weight rack in the next 15 minutes if u want an ass kicking (from the weight rack (ur gonna lift))

The events that transpired today at the store will go down in family lore as “the ultimate flat tire”.

My mind hates to see a new banger show up “Concrete” by PUP has been stuck since hearing it live last week puptheband.bandcamp.com/album/who-wi...

Considering getting a bench and dumbbells at home so I can just get another day in. Surely, this will not spiral further…

Photos from the zoo this weekend

Sam Raimi’s You’ve Got Mail

Ｔｏｄａｙ ｉｓ 𝓜𝓪𝔁 𝓔𝓯𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓓𝓪𝔂

Still remembering last nights show of Jeff Rosenstock and Pup with Ekko Astral opening.

This Bandcamp Friday it would mean the world if you considered getting a copy of my band’s debut album, “pink balloons” ekkoastral.bandcamp.com/album/pink-b...

currently trying to get a bunch of nuns to show up and shame him

Haidilao has weighed in on the Burger War

The kids are chanting “It’s the first day of school tomorrow! It’s the first day again!” Complete subversion of expectations.

gawwwwwddddd what have you done you’re a pink scarecrow and you stand in the corn

[hot pockets jingle voice] websockets

This is the metaverse, to me

It’s HERE

#MNStateFair TP Ratings Roundup PASSINGISH Coliseum East – C DNR/Cafe Caribe – C Grandstand L2 West – D West End Market – D- DO NOT USE Ag-Hort Bldg – F- Bandshell – F- Education/Creative Bldg – F- Machinery Hill – F- North End/Hangar – F- I’ll add this all to the website tomorrow!

you can tell microsoft is no longer involved because it’s not called 365 Now Copilot

Me, this morning: damn that was a hard workout I feel good

The original power couple.

Realizing that by reorganizing my home office in this way, I have reinvented a cubicle. At least I gave myself a window view.

I worked closing shift at a jimmy john’s by a college bar. we had to have a bouncer on Thursday nights. I am the Achilles of sandwich-based warfare

Is Gorillaz better than Radiohead? Many people are saying yes because Radiohead does not have Del the Funky Homosapien on their tracks.

They shipped Windows 11 looking like this?!?

on august 10, 1988, 11, dade “zero cool” murphy crashed 1,507 computer systems, causing a seven-point drop in the new york stock exchange happy crash override day!

Lady next to me is watching Julie and Julia. We officially are on TUCCI WATCH.

First teaser photos of this year’s @aerospacevillage.bsky.social badge for DEF CON 33 designed by the Rare Circuits team. This add-on extends your Aerospace Village ADS-B Badge from last year (or anything else you plug it into!). We are super excited to get it into everyone’s hands this week.