I really love seeing that pig comment repeated everywhere as well as all the fat jokes that have come out around it. Someone even posted the rape scene from Deliverance. It's just all so much, you know?

My daughter has married her girlfriend, Emily, in Stardew Valley. She keeps whispering "I love my wife."

Ms Wiles is why I stopped arguing with city councilman from Jacksonville on Twitter.

My pie crusts are so crisp that you can lift a piece of pumpkin pie out of the pan by hand.

It's the widespread implications. If he can say something like that without reproach in front of the world- so can everyone else. It's shockingly cruel and misogynistic.

Still reeling from the piggy comment

Do you have any in-jokes with yourself? One of my favorites is when someone lies. In my head I put on an southern church lady voice and say "Liars burn in hell!" One of my friends said it to me when I was a teen and it's stuck with me forever. Cracks me up.

What's the point of running a meticulously organized calendar if you aren't going to check it? I don't mind doing this one alone but I'm worried it's going to be a slippery slope.

I think this could work

Teach your daughters that no is a complete sentence. She doesn't need to explain. She doesn't need to apologize. She doesn't need to reassure. If she needs to say no- that is it. No. With a period or an exclamation point, never a question mark.

Morning winners 😍 say it back Jags frands.

Ahem 😅🤣

Wait so you all don't shred/fold/twist/destroy paper/napkins/pamphlets in your hands anytime you have to sit still and pay attention to something?

Ok ok ok ok doing it

I bought three new pairs of pants and I washed them all before I realized that I bought them a size too big and it’s noticable.

Sometimes we like to go and chuck rocks into the Mississippi for an hour

My favorite earring broke 😭😭😭😭😭😭

this is where I post from if you even care

Hi #tealsky friends, I’m selling my tickets to the jags game this Sunday. Aisle seats section 203 Selling for face value $100/ea Holla if you’re interested!

I think if I dropped dead, my family would never eat a home-cooked meal again.

Childhood SA survivors know that these fucks don't care about pedophilia. No matter the age.

I never shared the loon bag I made for my girl!

I did make her a Jags quilted waterproof jacket with teal fleece lining though- even though our team sucks.

Kid asked me to make her "cookies like those mini chips ahoy ones." One regular size cookie for scale.

What kind of sweatpants/comfy clothes are you guys wearing? Cause I need some recommendations that aren’t fast fashion but still don’t cost three bajillion dollars. (No target links pls)

Good to know that if your child isn’t actively disrupting the class or falling behind in their schoolwork that they don’t qualify for any other assistance with their neurodivergency. 🫡

... duh. A lot of men don't think fucking a 14+ girl is actually an issue. They view them as fully formed woman at that point.

Midwest is best.

This dog's face made me laugh

I have been promised on the weekends that I will be taken to deli for big sandwich on Wednesdays but when Wednesday come? No sandwiches.

I got a few more- and ran into other neighbors out at 11 pm watching!!

🤩🤩🤩

Hitting like on every northern light photo

This is East St Paul!!!! We had more light pollution, but someone stole all the copper out of all the lights on our street so

I've started really diving in to eat leftovers for dinner more frequently and let me tell you: happiness is at an all time low around here.

Parents: raise your kids in such a manner that they don’t tell a complete stranger on a school trip that you love money more than you love them.

Repeat with me: I will not argue with my ADHD child over stuff that doesn't really matter.

My partner triggered me last night and now I have a field trip today that I'm skipping therapy for and guys I'm not doing good

Yessss the @oceanator.bsky.social cover is an all time fav

Felted fall landscape!!

Coen better go all tonight

Well that sucks

Ooooof c'mon jags

PARKER FUCKIN WASHINGTON PLS RT

All Parker bb

A kielbasa and a bag of red beans and rice used to feed me and a friend for under $5. $3 now for the rice and $9 for the kielbasa

Trying to soothe my heart after yesterday- thank you, corner bodega and tobacco shop.

I still feel absolutely icky today.

Now imagine going to a middle school lovingly named after him.

You could not make me get on a field with these monstrosities.