I don’t think a lot of you understand how destitute most people in the military are. They are not going to not follow orders because they can’t risk losing their lives and their livelihood. A lot of them are not well off, a lot of them come from poverty, and many are undereducated. With families.

Don't worry! The police, soldiers, nation guard will all stand against this and protect their fellow Americans.

We were in the backyard at 10:25 last night, working on our snow fort, as two middle aged people do, when we got spot lit. It was our across the alley neighbor. She heard voices and saw the motion sensor light going on and off. Love neighbors that keep an eye out.

Hey, you guys, your opinions could be worse. My partner posited Al Franken for the job this morning. 🤯😡 (He rescinded after being reminded)

Doing drop offs this morning? Leave a little earlier. Do a little cruise around your neighborhood. Keep your eyes peeled and Monarca (612-441-2881) on speed dial.

All I wanted growing up in Jax was a grill and baby blue timberlands.

Twin Cities folks go outside right now, the sun is beautiful and it’s a glorious winter afternoon

When the Jags go to the Superbowl, I'm throwing a party. Even if no one comes.

I send good mail.

Fuck the Titans!!

Where should we get donuts this morning?

Zeus 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼 Me Good day to destroy some Titans

I will serve cunt before I serve this country.

I mean

Ethan accused me of hotdogging as I drifted the car into the driveway the other day. I mean... maybe a little.

Whoopsie

Been feeling off all day, grumpy and sad alternately.

Oh it's herrrrr.

I have a secret admirer that sent me a book of gay poems. 😍🫣

if you are in St. Paul and looking for a reason to get out this weekend, you definitely should head up the gnome scavenger hunt that the Parks and Rec department put together. It was so much fun!!!

Maybe I should ask if they'd be interested in hearing about Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvallllll one day.

why are we mutuals when you ignore every single comment I make on any of your posts?

Irritated my knee sledding today. 😬 Getting too old for such (incredibly fun) antics.

Hi!

My kid likes cheese quesadillas again but only if I make the tortillas from scratch.

Get outside today!!

But you have your chosen family to celebrate with!!! But that family has a birth family that they celebrate with and they don't invite you to that celebration so then you don't have chosen family to celebrate with.

And a reminder to myself to stick with my natural alignment this year. 🙌

My kid's goal for the year: to meet every cat and name them.

Any way here's to more community, more love, more resilience, and more hope this year.

Times are tough- there were barely any fireworks in my neighborhood last night.

I try not to get too racy on here in general but this is my favorite picture of me in 2025. I love the whole vibe. Here's to more confidence, more smiles, and always more sexiness in the new year.

My fave thing about being assaulted by the cops is that you can just... run across them and they don't remember you. You remember them obvs but you were just a bug to them.

La Palma in St Paul is a gem 🤩

Here's a list of all my favorite things that happened this year. Ask and I'll elaborate on any of them!

My kid is at a slumber party. We got weed, a frozen pizza, and finally enough time to watch a movie.

Something has to be wrong. There’s no way.

I've been keeping the house at 60 degrees, heating rooms only when we're in them in an effort to save money this winter. It's not working.

I have to do psuedo art cause police brutality trauma has stolen my vulnerable art. Therapist said it may take some time to be able to process and express in that way again. 😭

It's not easy being the matriarch.

Why are watercolors so challenging?! (It's because you have to plan, be patient, use a light hand, and know when to stop, all things I struggle with)

Me tooooo

Video chat is awesome. My kid is on with her grandparents right now- playing school. In her room even!

Ace Christmas parenting to have bought the kid snow cone syrups and cups for days like today.

Y'all I can't get my daughter to watch the Princess Bride because my daughter thinks Buttercup is too pretty to have to marry a boy.

sorry, fellow jags fans, I got my jag shirt wet and put on my cardiac cats shirt so that last half was on me.

GRITTY NOT PRETTY

CAM CAN