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love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

“Get my cabinet secretaries the fourth best brand of dress shoes from Nordstrom Rack immediately”

holy shit

I’d take him as QB2 tbh but somebody will be desperate enough to gamble on letting him start, perhaps after an injury in preseason.

30% Index Income ETFs -> Cash 30% Gold -> Unchanged 40% Individual Names -> Unchanged

lmfao the bid

Fools, drunks, things of that nature

Article I problem

Very funny to watch futures be bad enough for people to sell gold to free up liquidity and in recognition of a strengthening dollar and then continue to deteriorate until people are like, “Uhh better buy some gold”

some call it foolish. dismiss it as the wishful dreaming of the faithful. but i know. i know private equity didn’t vanquish the rightful king of my people. i know that one day He will return

I often berate the writers who script this reality, but I must admit this is a hilarious plot twist.

Foreign markets getting nuked from orbit, US markets putting up 2%+ losses after hours, crude futures borderline apocalyptic. All on a Sunday night. And we are only at the beginning of week 2 in the Iran war. Not even 10 days in.

Let me put it in hurricane terms for my fellow Floridians: 6z GFS showed the storm staying just off the coast while causing a lot of surge. The 12z is still running but shows a direct hit and substantially stronger winds, with the system stalling out on top of our heads. Not a guarantee but grim.

Fake news. They’re all over selective service age.

The writers are cooking

One of this "shocked but not surprised moments"

Crude’s up another 20% in the first 15 minutes of futures trading, if you wondered how The Markets are gonna be tomorrow.

The shift is why we have daylight late in summer nights it's the superior time, make it permanent.

Lights out and away we go, unless you are Oscar Piastri.

It’s tiresome to continue repeating, but this would have been a guaranteed Congressional censure ten years ago and possibly resulted in the collapse of the administration.

Surely Newtonian physics will speak up on this matter sooner or later.

Me, driving by in my Rivian

I’d say repealing The Hague Invasion Act would be essential for the next administration if Congress still existed, but Hegseth can simply be blackbagged or extradited without legislative oversight by the next administration, and that’s fine.

The Dow is four bucks a gallon and gas is fifty thousand dollars

Anyone who still thinks the data is fake: no one would fake these numbers.

Physics versus sociology

Gonna be drowning in Downfall memes by the end of the day

The actual Trump doctrine is having no plan whatsoever for the predictable consequences of their own choices. And then flailing around in a panic. It's no way to run a country.

Insurers refuse to cover ships going through the Strait. All GPS signals are blocked or spoofed because everyone on every side of it is using devices you can buy on Amazon to make sure drones and smart bombs don't find them. Nothing is moving through that Strait until the war is over.

Love for my interior secretaries to be dealing with the exterior and my treasury secretaries to be involved in war speculation. Real cool delineation of duties we have going on here.

Tommy Tuberville erasure

If you’re reading this, you are almost as undefeated as an MMA fighter as Senator Doublename

They didn’t feel like holding the line for her any longer, but the reason they promoted her into the sky instead of fire her out of a cannon, and the reason they went with the safest possible seat Senator as a replacement, is because they are trying to limit the damage.

I think he should appoint as many Senators up for election this year as possible to various things.

A big strong man came to me and said sir, the tape is hanging on by a thread what should we do - and I said drop a tape bomb that demolishes the semiconductors!

Can’t expect a soap dish to understand a supply chain.

Azerbaijan just closed airspace "in the south of the country" per Bloomberg macro squawk. Losing that link would have a massive impact on Europe-Asia (incl the Indian subcontinent and ANZ) air travel.

Once the bleeding starts, it won’t easily stop, which is why I doubt she gets booted anytime soon.

Their timing is setting up to be perfect for the first time in the company’s history. Almost comical how due for a break they are.

Looking forward to next year’s consumer relief initiative expanding early tax-free withdrawals but only to cover auto interest and tips sent through OnlyFans.

An unfortunate aspect of this horrifying incident is, thanks to the camera angle, you could be the dumbest person alive with zero knowledge of human anatomy and still immediately and viscerally recognize the moment it breaks.

Judge Kirkland from the House of $1.50 Dogs

Ahahaha

This is one of the curlers on the USA Paralympic curling team and I told him today that he should post about his Paralympic experience on BlueSky because people on BlueSky get very excited whenever anybody doing anything cool in the world posts through it on BlueSky instead of other websites