When it happens in a castle doctrine state, odds for acquittal should be considered substantially higher than conviction.

Best guess as to why the #Jaguars are destroying lower bowl seating seemingly two years too early: they’re going to replace them with smaller temps next year and possibly benches in the general bowl in order to goose capacity, because Mark Lamping hates you and your sad-sack wallet.

Minor electrical issue

Yet another W for the greatest military alliance in the history of the world

This is a GREAT article

The TACO cycle: Markets want to price in TACO. But TACO only works if Trump sees stocks tank. So we get a loop: Trump does things → nothing happens (markets already priced in TACO) → that emboldens him to do more → until markets start to think he might not TACO → stocks fall → TACO is restored.

We wondered why the court unanimously erased the crime of bribery, and it turned out it's simply because they take a lot of bribes. Similarly, I bet they realize any one of them could draw fraudulent indictments like what Cook got.

Tired: Kavanaugh Stop Wired: Kavanaugh Put

SCOTUS’s primary responsibility is to protecting their own bags.

*chuckles in floridian*

Oops

The meal:

This is y’all’s bold Republican? Another weirdly-spelled first-name white guy defending the indefensible after already being politically exiled by it?

It was only our forbearance that kept the Titans from eating a juicy sixtyburger last time we met. That time has passed.

Love this for us. #jaguars

Sweep, SWEEP!

If Indiana can win the national championship in football, then surely *transmission cuts out*

First overall pick was sealed right there. Heroic second and third effort.

Mitt Romney elected Speaker and ascends to Acting President within 36 hours.

The core problem is that every person with any power to stop any of this has, nearly every single day of the five years he’s been in the chair, gone to bed richer than they woke up. The only exceptions are COVID, which they don’t blame him for, and Liberation Day, on which they made $ twice over.

The fact is that many Americans have never had to be engaged in politics because they have never noticed how the government affects them. Roads are paved and tax returns come on time. It's a privilege. Many Americans, however, have not had the luxury of ignoring government.

French intelligence officials are having some ideas they’re not putting on paper at this point.

The only group more cynically certain of how stupid and selfish the median American is than the average elected Republican is the average Democratic senator.

Relevant context to the situation if you’ve never read it: amzn.to/3NsTkfd

Yep. The rest of the division is a dumpster fire, and it’s very fortunate that the Texans don’t even realize it.

Let’s talk about how CJ Stroud of the Houston Clownfrauds is, generously, the distant third-best quarterback in the AFC South, only perhaps ahead of whatever corpse the Colts gravedig up for the following week.

Can’t overturn that. Rule of cool.

Probably not well

Avoiding this game but very glad to hear it

That’s a checkmate against Hilton Corporate trying to strip their franchise. Savvy.

One of the most irritating things about this iteration of the regime is how they all feel the need to adopt his mashed potato phrasings just in case he sees them on teevee. This hottest country nonsense is even dumber than “they don’t have the cards” for all of last spring.

Don’t have time to find a gif, but the long shot of Poe waxing TIEs while Finn watches unbelievingly from the ground early in Episode VII is probably the best in-atmosphere flight sequence in the whole canon.

Imagine it was the US responding to an essential ally being overtaken by a malignant force w/o the heart of the populace being meaningfully corrupted. Regime change would be the desirable policy. The closest practical approach is to enact economic sanctions sufficient to defang him in the midterms.

To steal a great Anthony Jeselnik joke, it was a tough year for football. It lost Patrick Mahomes, George Kittle, and Malik Nabers… but even worse, it kept Aaron Rodgers

The 51st state

Bazooka us pls

Cassidy sentenced countless children to death, knowingly, by confirming RFK and Trump stabs him in the back anyway I hope it eats at him every miserable day of the rest of his life

The last lunar circumnavigation was in 1968, capping a year in which MLK and RFK both were murdered, against a backdrop of massive protests and the height of failure in Vietnam. Bill Anders, Frank Borman, and Jim Lovell read Genesis to the world from a quarter-million miles away on Christmas Eve.

lmfao congrats to the Seahawks

Disgusting officiating in overtime tbh

It is important that Republican congressmen be asked if they support economic sanctions being lifted on Venezuela and potentially North Korea while being imposed on NATO allies.

The only problem with this excellent and timely article about the recent ICE scuffle down the street is the unsubstantiated contention that negative impacts on small businesses are unintended: www.bizjournals.com/jacksonville...

Yet again, a theory proven as fact by the world’s greatest metropolis, Jacksonville, well prior to backwards podunk New York figuring it out, but it’s a gift every municipality deserves.

Let’s gooooo

I am once again asking if there is a Chief of Staff Actual or only Deputies Chief of Staff.