Packed restaurant and there’s always a guy who muscles his way to the front to announce to the host that he’s willing to sit at the bar

😜

hello my friends

how your email finds me

mailing a Swarovski Minion to my enemy as a sort of curse

wake up and review two dozen emails from every brand I have purchased in my lifetime. Google alert for people with my name who have died. It is time to start the day

the airport dad

It's not silly. How dare she call it silly

joyful life of a dog

incredible sadness all around in today’s class

my institution is giving Co-pilot to every student, encouraging them to use it as a support tool, but also reminding students not to use it to cheat. This should go great

i like to believe there's going to be a tipping point where enough of the government realizes they can't defend the Epstein stuff anymore and it all comes crashing down but I have always been an optimist

Q: Is he cat or vegetable? A: Yes

she doesn’t know what productivity or taxes are

current vibe 24 hours from reading week

This week we start to introduce the mysterious Android named Kon-rad Montana…

Thank you Nissan driver very cool

she doesn’t know what productivity or taxes are

the correct Star Trek ratio is 1 brilliant episode that changes your life: 4 boring episodes: 1 extremely horny episode

People don't want to pay taxes, yet people also want services. Curious.

in other words, it's time for a conservative government to fight another election :D

The happy girl

thank you bluesky all of my worst thoughts and ideas will now remain in drafts

comically corrupt country

If I’m still teaching at 75 I’m going to start wearing a captains hat like Chuck Berry

its so funny that republicans don't like any pop culture and their response to it is to grimly endure Kid Rock

sleepy little sausage

route to the dog park detected

bad bunny: love is stronger than death

Batman but he's married with kids and the Joker threatens to tell his wife

dozy little corg

pov: you are walking a corgi

driving home from another week of teaching

I will never consume the starbucks protein

Maggie looking extremely street smart (she's not)

this rental includes a suite for monkeys!?

yes it's a minority that support separation, but Alberta has always catered to a privileged political minority and the separatists only need to succeed in becoming that group

Move post secondary campuses inside dead malls. Please pay me my four million dollar consulting fee

renaissance corgi

GUIDANCE ON WHAT TO DO IF YOU SEE A FIRE AT YOUR INSTITUTION 1) Form a fire committee 2) establish terms of reference and appoint a chair 3) invite fire to join as a stakeholder 4) discuss next steps with internal comms

the new record by 54-40 is honestly the best thing they have done in decades. Absolute kings

high of 14 is a little warm for February

sorry but "the head of the IDU warns about the dangers of the Trump administration" rings a bit hollow

nothing more pathetic than the richest men on earth being obsessed with Greta Thunberg

renaissance corgi

I wonder what was more painful for the Oilers, losing back to back Stanley Cup finals or losing to the 2026 Calgary Flames

The Billy Corgan / Tony Iommi song fucken rules

okonomiyaki (cabbage pancakes)

everyone definitely had a poli sci class with at least one j.d. vance

Crazy how every single person in the files is completely innocent