Me: Katamari is harder than you think, there’s a lot of strategy it isn’t just some rolly ball game Also me: I MAKE MY CUSTOM COWGIRL GO WHEEEEE

Hayley Williams, girl please call me because we’ve got some shit to talkkkkk 💅🏻

I just want someone who looks at me the way I’m looking at the variant cover for Star Wars #6 2025

NEW KATAMARI TIMMMEEEEE

Every night I pride myself to sleep

Daily affirmation 🤌🏻

My #RossCon find was not nearly as exciting as some that I’ve seen shared, but you bet they came home with me

Bar Bar? Jarbie? Cosplayers should run nations

It should be legal to demand shared custody of other people’s pets

I made a TikTok today, I have been influenced, I will influence others, I will become one with The Algorithm as the prophecy has foretold

But for why

New droid dropped Star Wars fam

I’m gonna level up my autism so much, chat

I accidentally watched a 3 hour long advertisement (??) for a streaming service today that was a dubbed Chinese serial drama and uhhh, General Huo the man you are. I would die for this cunty slut of a man

“Spooky Season” but it’s just me telling you how I spent years explaining to a man that ghosting was my biggest fear due to years of abandonment trauma but somehow he ignored all that and ghosted me anyway sPOOOoOoOOoOokyyyyyYYY 👻

WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA

You could always just message, you know

To be cringe is to be free

Let’s go, Thursday.

FaceTiming my British friend to therapeutically call a man a cunt to his face a couple hundred times without upsetting him

Also one new kitten turned into two new kittens, things are spiraling out of control quickly (cat lady status pending)

This week I’ve listened to books about the Edmund Fitzgerald, the Batavia, the Endurance, and the Wager— officially entering my middle-aged dad shipwreck obsession era, I’m so fucking excited for this new phase of life

FINALLY got one of my last The Black Series wishlist figures 🙏🏻

Just a quick note for my depressed, PTSD/C-PTSD, attachment issues, avoidant discarded, abandonment issues, anxiety girlies to GO TO THERAPY because I literally feel like a new person

Did an impromptu interview for a random local overnight job that would be kinda cool. Felt really good about it until the guy was like, “We don’t even have to talk, I just usually have Rogan’s podcast running over the speakers.” Maybe I don’t need money after all

Kitty misses me extra hard on nights I go watch Kiddo #1 play in the marching band lol

Updating my resume is so depressing. Explain my gap in employment? I’d rather set myself on fire.

Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo

I just think phase one clones

I can’t remember your face. Sometimes I can still hear your voice, but only in small pieces. Time really does wipe the slate clean, someday there will be no proof that we ever existed at all. I think that’s comforting.

Sometimes the universe’s animal distribution center has impeccable timing

Looks fade but being a weirdo is evergreen

I don’t really have anyone to tell and I don’t know if I’d talk about it much even if I did, but tomorrow is hopefully the last biopsy I ever have to suffer through before a Big Surgery to get rid of the whole damn area. Tired of being poked and prodded 🫡

Someone on TikTok said, “in a world that encourages you to hold back, to play it safe, to keep your guard up, and to detach- you chose to feel” and shit, I needed that. I love my big love.

Alexa, play #1 Crush by Garbage

Sure they’re ’just friends’ but they’ve lived in the same one bedroom doghouse together for 75 years and they fly the same plane plane in World War One together and they both swore the same oath of fealty to a depressed little boy. Oh, Woodstock didn’t swear it? Maybe they are straight then, my bad

Walking down the aisle at my wedding to Duel of the Fates and roundhouse kicking whatever idiot is standing there waiting to marry me in the fucking throat send skeet

I STAY WINNING HASHTAG BLESSED I AM NOT WORTHY I AM CALLING MY 19 YEAR OLD SELF AND TELLING HER TO KEEP ON KEEPING ON

I just think Stardew should let you get to third base (console players struggling without mods)

I saw your girl at the wishing well with a huge sack of coins

My online therapist told me that vulnerability is medically disgusting

Asking the 7/11 cashier to imbue my tallcan with a wisdom bonus

I’m not mad though, if anything I just feel an endless wave of empathy. We both jumped into something that could only end badly. The last pics he ever sent me were so, so sad. I hope he’s happy and has found peace. I hope he thrives. Do it for Bodhi.

Being a miserable, lonely, hateful shit is a curse that can only be cured by passing it on to someone else or doing hard, introspective self-reflection (guess what most people choose)

Therapists HATE this one simple life hack (turning all your repressed trauma into dark, self-deprecating jokes)

Being sad is so fucking stupid, like wah boohoo look at me I have feelings and I don’t like them. Grow the fuck up

Never forget that ACAB includes McGruff

Pierre watching me buy twelve bouquets at once the millisecond I hit full hearts with everyone in town #stardewvalley #letsgetmessy #pansexualchaos

More bad news from the sky sir. Our sundogs had sun puppies and one of them killed a civilian