He didn’t try hard enough, that’s all I’m saying. Weak effort.

I wonder if the mentalist got paid upfront?

“Trump unharmed” are two words that are guaranteed to irritate you.

Yeah, I’m gonna need to see a real investigation on this “assassination attempt” before I believe a single thing this administration says. I’m calling shenanigans. Fetch the brooms.

Do not go to Carrabbas and expect a steakhouse quality steak. Not me. Dude at another table being quite loud about it. Our food was fine.

Carrabbas: our beer list sucks.

To those big accounts that post a screenshot from their Xitter account as a post here, please know that we are worth more than a picture of the note that you left in the Nazi bar. Be better.

I had to make emergency Yorkshire Puddings. We have no “dinner” bread, so my kids whined. Threw the batter together while I was heating the pan with Crisco(I know, it’s all I had). Poured and in, will post results no matter what. I have never made these with less care or consideration.

My MIL painted this. “Toby” From a pic I took with my phone. Oil on canvas.

The US desperately needs real election reform, but we’d have to subsidize Iowa if we shorten the campaign season à la England (6wks). Iowa makes a lot of money by trying to influence elections. They aren’t a good representation of the US, no idea why this idiocy is continuing.

My family likes steak medium. This is perfect.

My milkshake? White Russian.

I’ve raised my kids on my music, and they wanted to go see Rush on their tour. Folks, I’d have to sell both kidneys to afford tickets. Nope. And this sucks, because it’s my kids who really want to go.

BTW, adding me to a list without ever interacting is a block and report. That’s bullshit. Stop it.

This fuckwit is making lists with people averse to bitcoin and AI. Do with it as you will.

Are the taxpayers on the hook for his Depends?

Is “Tripled up level” a naval term?

I’m just a boy on Bluesky with all of his replies open waiting for someone to shit on his opinions.

The hype over the NFL draft is probably the dumbest thing in sports. Might as well set money on fire.

@midnightpals.bsky.social Does Mary know that she’s shared billing with Gene Wilder and Mel Brooks?

My boy cat and the dog absolutely hate each other. However, the girl cat and the dog are buddies. Watching them check out the backyard together is one of my few joys. I’d post pics, but I already know I need to mow, thanks.

My opinion on retirement is simple. The only profession that should have a mandatory cut-off age (70) is politics. No person older than 70 should be allowed to hold public office. Nope. Sorry. Go do something else if you want to stay productive. Raise budgies, plant flowers, but no politics.

Starting today, my first post of the day will be a positive one. I hope it dies today. Have a great Thursday!

My wife is a teacher. Yesterday afternoon, one of her students was killed in a tragic accident. Today was a very difficult day. She’s been a teacher for a long time, she’s had this happen before. Many of the teachers she works with had not, so Tab had double duty counseling teachers and kids.

I hope they never find Ben Solo. He’s dead. Kylo Ren killed him and his parents. Then he died. Let the dead stay dead. There are always new monsters.

I can tell that the AI running this place is stupid. I keep clicking on certain kinds of accounts in order to mute or block them when they pop up on Discover. The AI thinks that I like those kinds of accounts, so it keeps feeding them. Guys, that’s AI.

Checking in on this one, yeah. Accountability is so un-American.

I asked ChatGPT about your mom, and let’s just say that the shoebox at the top of her closet should be disposed of without examination upon her passing. Not sure how it knows about that.

Hey, where are all you Congresspeople who swore up and down, side to side that Pam Bondi was gonna testify under oath? When is that gonna happen? What was that? I didn’t hear you. #EpsteinFiles

Quietly muting anyone who posts a screenshot from NaziLand. Fuck off.

Fish… They’re more like us than we’d feared.

On my reasonably short drive to PT this morning, I saw not one, not 2 or 3, but FOUR people commit egregious acts behind the wheel. Poor merging, assertive lane changes, and just general asshole driving. All of them were Teslas. All four. Coincidence?

Tucker can go fuck himself. Seriously.

I will never criticize the government of another country unless I clearly understand all of the policies and procedures that make that system function. Just saying “Why don’t they just remove them from office?” shows that you have no clue as to how that happens.

People on the left get excited when conservatives go after each other, yet will not acknowledge that liberals hate each other more than anyone else. No matter their differences, conservatives will never withhold their votes because a candidate isn’t enough of a Nazi.

Back to the surgeon today. Let’s see what he says.

OK, I could be wrong. Australians, are you out there? I need to know about voting in your country. I remember hearing that if you were eligible to vote and did not, you got charged 20 bucks. Is this true? I’m too lazy to look it up.

Just perused a profile who has 83 posts, 45 were replies in which he was being an argumentative prick. What a wonderful person. Muted. He doesn’t deserve a block.

This 29% hybrid is just what I needed today.

I Just Pooped

Sometimes I see Posts Written in this form As if They were poetry. They are Not. Some of y’all need To Get a Fucking Grip

I’ve got news for ya, I haven’t agreed with any of the candidates that I’ve voted for in Presidential elections. I’ve voted for the one who sucks less, in my opinion. That has consistently been the Democrat for the last two decades, if not longer. But that’s what you do. You vote. Every time.

I have a few followers from overseas, so I ask all of them to tell their friends and to keep in mind themselves that if you’re considering traveling to the US for any reason in the future, consider changing your plans and spending your money and time somewhere that’s safer. Please.

Embarrassed to be a Lightning fan last night. Not because of the team, because of the fans. I don’t go to games for financial reasons, but now there’s another. I’ll cheer them on from home without being a nationalistic prick, thank you.

Happy 4/20 to my fellow travelers of the green. No better day to wake and bake.

Wait for it to focus... Sound up... Earthset, recorded by Reid Wiseman during the Artemis II lunar flyby. The initial imperfect composition, and the phone hunting for focus makes this so much more human and familiar. A celestial scene witnessed by only 28 of us in history...more

Oh, that must’ve hit the Discover feed. Muting notifications.

She'll probably never forget the time she was walking down the beach in Florida and a manatee in the gulf turned and swam directly up to her, facing her for a few awesome moments just 10 feet from the shore. youtu.be/ebEhO92rVwo #nature #animals #beach #florida #ocean #magicalmoment

#GoBolts ⚡️