Fuck me, 350plus likes and 30 blocks over that post. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. Hit dogs holler.

Hey @sherrielynne.bsky.social Congratulations!

Stacked.

Keep on blocking me, motherfuckers. If you’re too stupid to realize that every single Presidential election is about choosing the lesser of two evils, you’re too dumb to understand anything I post.

Blah blah the Dems make me not vote blah blah

I need to go back to fried chicken pics and whatnot.

empathy is toxic, bro

Man, I post about nonsensical shit and it gets nothing and that’s fine. Go political, get blocked a lot. Cat pics, likes galore. You’d think that I would learn something from this, but no.

I’m just gonna wait a minute or three and block back all these non-voting asshats.

Ok muted that what’s for lunch

Well, now. Hit dogs holler. That post is bringing them out.

Dear Denmark; I’m sorry that many American voters abstained from the last election because Kamala Harris wasn’t liberal enough. Anyway, here’s some land grabbing fascism for you. Sorry about that. Love, Dave.

OK. I’ve checked the rules and if we want to win THE most important competition in the world, someone needs to put me in touch with the people who choose the U.K. Eurovision entry.

@m-e-dorey-author.bsky.social Headset will be here tomorrow. What time do you want to hit 76?

And yacht owners are the only men regularly hunted by whales.

So the Nobel committee says that the prize is not transferrable, correct? I really hate this reality.

Going out to do the shopping for the week. I’m wearing shorts.

So if Tom Hanks gives me one of his Oscars, I’m an Oscar’s winner, right?

This motherfucker right here…

Art by Nick Anderson 😂😂😂

I just saw the picture of Trump flipping the bird and man, does he have some tiny little fingers.

I had to check that this account wasn’t a parody. It’s not. They really are this stupid.

I’m glad that I have more courage when I post stupid shit than those who turn off replies. Snowflakes.

That was pretty fucked up. #Fallout

Saw a post that warned people that she didn’t want to see certain things on her TL. Lady, you only follow 87 people. You’re lucky to see anything at all.

Imagine the hand-wringing horror of the Right if Joe Biden had flipped the bird and shouted “FUCK YOU!” to one of the many hecklers he endured during his term. Especially from those protecting pedophiles.

Nah, fuck YOU, pedophile protector.

Just blocked a journalist for using “btw” to mean “between” instead of “by the way.” Standards are important in journalism.

Someone needs to remind the orange felon that he does not get the privilege of saying”Fuck you” to any of us. Ever.

Six more weeks of therapy. No work yet. I am losing my mind.

It’s coming to Ocala, FL, and that is so on brand for that part of the state.

Fucks sake, live the kind of life where people aren’t rejoicing on the internet at your passing.

Not every villain needs a redemption arc. Sometimes they’re better off dead and evil.

Finally! Someone trending for the right reason! Scott Adams was a racist MAGA piece of shit. Anyway, what’s for lunch?

cc @sykoscorch.bsky.social

Dear #Tesla drivers, Everyone thinks you’re a Nazi. It doesn’t matter if you’re not. We all think you are. If you don’t want to be thought of as a Nazi, trade your car in. There are a LOT of EVs out there now that don’t help bolster a fascist. So remember, if you’re tired of it, trade it in.

Hey, remember when Bill Maher had dinner with Trump and told us all that everything was fine? Yeah, fuck that guy.

Gimli: "You young rascals! A merry hunt you've led us on, and now we find you feasting and smoking!" Pippin: "We are sitting on a field of victory, enjoying a few well-earned comforts. The salted pork is particularly good." Gimli: "Salted pork?" Gandalf, shaking his head: "Fucking hobbits." #LotR

22 Fajitaritos. Twenty-two. Fucks sake.

Cozy kitties.

First venue, first gig.

Pedophile Donald All Over The Epstein Files? Invade A Country. #Haiku

Most Americans are not Soccer (Football) fans, so if international fans boycott the World Cup, they’ll have a difficult time getting people to fill the seats. Discount tickets? Nah. Free? Maybe. Free beer and a hot dog if you show up? Getting there.

I have mixed feelings for the Packers. As a lifelong Bucs fan, I was required to hate them growing up. However, we played Green Bay in 2003 on the Ringling Gold show, and it really is a nice town. Friendly people, good food, good beer. But also the Packers. Anyway, go Bears.

I’m at the point where one of my family members asks me “What’s for dinner?” and I almost break down. I don’t know. I never know. I’m so tired of cooking for picky people every fucking night.

Nothing you can say will justify you still being on Xitter. Not your job. Not your friends. By being there, you are part of the problem.

Just mowed my grass for the first time this year. That’s right. January 10. It may be a new record.

Just put the wrong security code into my kids phone so it’s locked for 10 min while they get ready for rehearsal. Drastic times call for drastic measures.

Just saw a Japanese fighter with the last name of Takeshita and I can’t stop giggling. I’m not even high yet.

@lafeeverte.bsky.social Mind a DM?