HOWEVER do i get the emotional support coffee now, or no ?

Storm chaser in my town 😿

thinking thoughts

Best cat in the world: after last year she learned sirens = basement for herself.

Having a Good Time listening to water trickle into the basement while the sirens run and i wonder if the rain slowing down is a bad thing.

Im glad we're getting rain but we couldnt get a few calm showers ? 🫩 the severe storm warning keeps getting extended so i just got up.

Today i saw johan de meij's lotr suite.

Every year my patience for the constant drone of a fucking lawnmower wanes

God the amount of joy and motivation that i feel rn vs what depressed me left current me to deal with... i dont want to spend another year here

And i have a dogwood seedling. I might cry. Maybe also a passonflower seedling idk.

So i might have been so depressed and lazy that i left my pumpkins out all winter and now spring. Abd there might be baby pumpkin plants sprouting from the corpses. Re-posting because i forgot the picture lol

girls are like “i needed this” & it’s a millionaire big game hunter being trampled to death by elephants

Ive added a second layer of security to my app blocker and im so proud of myaelf and also frustrated lol

Im too rusty find/make me bunny sorceress

Me and the bestie when I when you when #art

🙄 "your report is wrong" no :) that is how your department is performing :)

Holy cow

Coworker showed me pics of the all the hot guys she's seeing. And then i showed her a pic of this sick ass car i saw in our parking lot yesterday

Gn 🖤✨️

Art by • Puppeteer Lee

Breaking: after a shitty few days i feel even hotter. I am unstoppable

🎨 bogsandcreeks

When someone sends a payroll request 2 hours after we closed the period (that should have been sent last WEEK) and you just KNOW they are expecting that money this friday.

Went months without seeing certain (completely ungrounded, for entertainment purposes only) work crushes and suddenly they are every where

Just looked at the easton press lotr/hobbit set. Freeze my card

Too drink and loving it for the first time in years

Taking note of everyone who ignores the drunk posting 🤨

My favorite part of being drunk is i can still lock in and articulate myself, PLUS the filter that makes me simplify everything is gone. DEAD

Pls laugh

i just prayed to my boy thoth to stop loading images on bluesky, glory to thoth

Possibly TOO drink

This website (app, whatever, im old) is so silly

salt wife salt life

We came first in trivia last night and after not contributing many points all night, i got us the last question. We didnt bet a lot on it (last round can take points) because we were already winning, but it felt good. First win we've had in like 2 months

Chat should i have a 3rd coffee (again)?

Turns out when you start treating your body decent, it works less good when you dont do those things

Already had too much coffee first thing in the morning (no real sleep for... a while now) and the catastrophic 4 pm redbull is singing to me

I will drag my feet at work for weeks and then i freak out and finish something and then i feel like god when it works the way it's supposed to. But that initial "i dont like this and i dont give a shit" seems impossible to circumvent.

We are each touching the stove at our own pace

Was just thinking about how many books i've read this year and .... my reflex was to disregard everything i've read that i enjoyed

How did this become my responsibility?

you can add -e to any word to class it up, farte, cocke, balle, cume, turde, it works on anything. the e stands for 'elegance'

Bad night

Misanthropic to an extreme degree

God these asian dramas really just rip your heart out and piss on it