The Arnold impersonator he was talking to for another dumb meme metal album turned out to be an undercover cop

New year new hog Nah I'm kidding it's just Elric doing Elric stuff

I'm not one for resolutions, but I will say I will go into 2026 with the intention of being a good man with good morals and a good heart, and that good heart will be housed in a good chest adorned with some good-ass titties

What the hell do you mean the fucked up shit that happened in 2025 carries over into 2026

Super late on the Brigitte Bardot news, but she wasn't "complicated," and diminishing her blatant racism as "baggage" is cowardice, and only serves to make you feel better about crankin it to a terrible human being.

Me, playing Final Fantasy VII at age 13: holy crap Cloud rules. I'm gonna grow up to be a cool dude with a big sword. *grows up to be a massive dork who constantly overcompensates due to crippling anxiety* Me now: not what I was going for but I got what I asked for I guess. Plz like me & big sword

A LICKY DUNE DUNE DOWN

The enemy hordes acknowledging my existence is not enough I need to hold my sword aloft reflecting the light of the sun cresting over the distant mountains so they know I have no fear and though I may fall in combat they will be forever changed by the memory and horror of the wrath I bring to them

Extremely important announcement: Nyx and Boris are snuggling in the catellite dish

I can't overstate how important this is, if I'm late on the mortgage for a third month they could put us into default. I'm so scared.

Show your range as an artist

Really sums up everything you need to know about Aragorn.

I NEED to put together the other $352 of this before New Years Day, which is when my dad is being discharged. Please. I don't know what I'll do if I can't pay the mortgage and electric bills because I had to pay this.

Once again thinking about when Farmer Maggot told one of the most feared servants of the Enemy to fuck off before he releases the hounds

As a gift, @exaltxix.bsky.social finished the cover and interior illustrations for the INVENTORY Bloodborne fanzine, that compiles my favourite pieces from the series from the last 5 years. It’s really beautiful and you can download it for free! beastcutter.itch.io/inventory

Or bay leaves! Someone walked by a smelly shrub and was like "shit yeah I know the perfect place for this: soup"

Show your range as an artist

Get that weak ass "who's cutting onions" bullshit outta here in this house we are goddamn ADULTS and aren't so scared of showing emotion that we have to hide behind a stinky vegetable

QRP with your wing art

December 25th. The day the Fellowship departs Rivendell to destroy the One Ring. Whatever you celebrate, may you have the courage to take the first steps to defy and endure against the dark, and rekindle light into the world.

Encountered the neighborhood red shouldered hawk on our morning walk. A clear blessing for the season, recalling the 3 gifts of the magi: myrrh, gold, and falconry lessons

Boris murdering a sock and then GETTING RID OF ANY WITNESSES

Elric is one festive hog for this holly jolly Hog Hwednesday

Tonight I will begin my holiday celebration the way the lord intended: getting drunk and listening to atmospheric black metal

If you see this, QTP/repost with a game that released the year you were born. Super Mario Bros.

See this is the shit right here. Anxious as hell with a cat in my lap 😩🤌

Hate to do this but I just got back from visiting my dad and talking to insurance and we're gonna have some additional hospital costs neither of us (we're both out of work atm) can cover in addition to everything else. I'm sorry to keep asking, it's degrading, but we really need the help.

Found the map I was working on for a homebrew DnD setting that I'll never finish It was fun making little towns and kingdoms and coming up with lore and other nonsense

I know I've probably worn out my welcome by now but I just had to call an ambulance for my dad because he collapsed from chest pains. Insurance doesn't cover ambulance rides so I could really use like $250 to help offset the cost. Thanks. Venmo @Amanda-Kauffman-6647 Paypal [email protected]

My work schedule recently switched to four 10s, and on Sundays my body still has a visceral "fuuuck I don't want to go to work tomorrow" reaction except I'm not. I am not going to work tomorrow. Shit rules.

Found the map I was working on for a homebrew DnD setting that I'll never finish It was fun making little towns and kingdoms and coming up with lore and other nonsense

RELAX we're not using AI to replace an innately human thing like creating art, we're using it to "explore ideas," another innately human thing

The Banner Saga got tons of good-ass examples of what you can accomplish with simple lines. Look at those sleeve folds! The beards! Fabric creases! Wow

Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less: Extended Editions Marathon

Gwynnie is locked tf in makin them biscuits

"heaby do be the Crown of Bone tho" Me, listening to Crypt Sermon's Heavy is the Crown of Bone

ok hear me out: heavy metal about the lord of the rings

All I want for Christmas is demon-possessed Sigourney Weaver from Ghostbusters saying "take me now, sub-creature"

#artvsartist2025 #darkart

SUMMONING dude

Fucked up I have to be at work when I have shit I could be doing at home like having an existential crisis with a cat in my lap

Can anyone recommend some lesser known indie developed RPGs or games in a fantasy setting I should check out during the Steam Winter sale?

solidarity with trans people and death to fascism

Basically this again, but this time it's leg day. I'll live, but also maybe I won't.

imagine if everyone had this level of acceptance

Sleepy from surveying his kingdom

Surveying his kingdom

The Council of Nicea made them take the gun kata out

Christians will purport the Bible is a perfect book AND YET there are zero instances of Jesus slowmo walking into a smokey bar while the opening riff of Spirit in the Sky plays before taking off his sunglasses & beating the hell out of some tax collectors in a single take, 2 min hallway fight scene