Nice Riders of Tarsul joining Haiklan ya got there. Be a shame if they rose up to meet my army (they are battle-starved).

"Warrior ethos" is like, take personal development seriously & be prepared to protect yourself & loved ones if it's needed. That's it. Anything else is chest thumping designed to appeal to your perceived weakness/insecurities so you can be manipulated easier.

They should let me bring Andúril to work

What if we kissed in the life-size Porco Rosso interactive diorama

So... I have this kind of stupid idea for quite a few months now, and decided to sketch some concepts the other day... Please remind me to do something with this at some point ! 😅

Someone's talkin a lot of shit for being within oath fulfilling range (I'll definitely be taking more pics when I have space with decent light. This thang is UNWIELDY)

Always remind your homies that 'the world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.'

"Over on the other site they're arguing about..." If I wanted to know what was going on at the other site, I would visit the other site. There is nothing to be gained by posting a tweet & going "lol that place sucks." I know it sucks. I am specifically at this site because it is not the other site.

I wasn't able to get a photo because I was at work but Franklin got released today! Good luck Franklin!

Subtly downgrade a band Bolt Tosser Thin Salamandy Heckripper

She says the Shards of Narsil need reforged

what are the lore implications of Papa V Perpetua having perpetual shits

I got a phone call from my boss after my shift was over making this the scariest rapture I've gone through yet

Me *not* on my way to the rapture

Im over here Paysage'in my D'Hiver. I got Verinnerlichung on my Die Berge rn

I watched the Mandalorian and Grogu trailer like 10 minutes ago and I can't remember a single thing that happened except for the AT-AT falling off a mountain

Just got a call from the vet, she’s confirmed the intestinal blockage and is going into surgery between today and tomorrow, gave me an estimate cost of $600 on top of the hospitalization costs We need all the help we can get

reviving to max health and a strength buff on this most holy of days (first day of autumn AND hobbit day)

Slayer: I KEEP THE BIBLE IN A POOL OF BLOOD SO THAT NONE OF ITS LIES CAN AFFECT MEEEE My brother in antichrist you could just not read it

I need a batwinged hairtie thingie like he's got going on here.

If you've seen one rapture you've seen 'em all. Tuesday is gonna be like the 19th one I've lived through

I HATE having to do this again, but emergencies dont care for timing my oldest cat is currently hospitalized with a possible intestinal blockage, and is most likely going to need surgery if you could spare a couple bucks to help me help her, I'd appreciate it a lot paypal.me/TheArtOfAsty

I get to hang out with this handsome man

Tonight I'm going to a Halo LAN party. I don't really like FPS games and don't do competitive multiplayer, so I can look forward to getting my ass kicked. Gotta make sure my trash-talk game is on point.

holy moly

IT IS DONE

His "mix tape" that was literally just Money For Nothing by Dire Straits over and over

Art by • Stephen Walsh

When someone tells me the Fellowship should have just flown to Mordor on the Eagles

Watching The Princess Bride and I was going to make a post saying "the sluttiest thing a man can do is have a little ponytail that barely keeps the hair out of his face" but I think too much of that depends on being Cary Elwes.

Was watching The Two Towers with some friends and one of them referred to Sam and Gollum arguing over rabbit and potatoes as "The First Podcast"

My take on something like a 60's American car ad or 80's Italian sportscar poster, but for Kimitoshi Yamane's PERFECT Swordfish II design from Cowboy Bebop.

crawling around on all fours is a real workout (not kink related)

all fascists are cowards, if you tell them no they run scared, if you try to appease them they sense weakness and attack harder

Hey! I just scheduled my first therapy session in several years.

This with magic systems

who up strokin' they sword while lamenting the social realities

I cannot believe the billion dollar company that owns damn near everything is not on our side 😔😔😔

You guys better not be utilizing qi to surf on atypical seafaring items while marvelling at a tiny old man riding a crane when i get there Me and the boys when u get here:

could really go for someone with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth to come and tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under sandaled feet right about now

A coworker likes to playfully make fun of my resting bitch face and while I was away from my station she took my water bottle and drew this. She said it looks like me now lmao

Hey all! I'd like to thank the world's media institutions, and of course the Bluesky mods, for being totally normal and proportional about a barely famous trans woman cracking wise about a Nazi's death.

With Vinnie Jones as Thranduil coming up with slurs for dwarves you can't even imagine

oh my god they're gonna make system of a down play that zelda song

Officially announcing Amanda Kauffman's solo album The Nothingness That Was, coming 2026. More details to follow.

I see photos of Kash Patel and I see a man with the unflinching belief and unwavering confidence that there is a tiny demon in the camera that WILL steal his soul if he doesn't resist with all his might

Fellas, when a woman is worried about something, she doesn't want to be told "it'll be ok," she wants to be told "you are a daughter of kings, a Shieldmaiden of Rohan. I do not think that will be your fate."

I try not to be a "kids these days" type of guy but the young'uns who thought the Robert Redford nodding gif was actually Zach Galifianakis are making me shake my head with disappointment as I rock back in forth in my chair

look at this "it's picture day at school and the photographer isn't as funny as he thinks he is"-ass photo

quote the energy you bring to bluesky