I am not allowed to be without Sypha

Depluralize a movie, James Bond edition: The Living Daylight You Only Live Once For Your Eye Only Unopussy

My hot cavewoman girlfriend assuring me it's a safe day

RAIN OF SPIDERS

Goddammit Athena get down from there

Pls

I remember a time before blue m&m's

I was trying to swipe type 'dickhead' and it came out 'fuckass' and honestly great call from the swipe keyboard function

Had a good session of Pathfinder. Had a rough week so it was really nice to have some goof off time with the buds

Wordle's disrespect to Thin Lizzy will not go unpunished

sir why your tail so fluffy

people at work have started talking music and are referring to all harsh vocals as "screamo" get me outta here

damn i cant believe i got friendzoned by gandalf the grey

Thought this restaurant I'm in was playing Jurassic Park and I was like hell yeah but then it turned out to be that goddamn AI xfinity commercial I fucking hate the future

You know I keep that thang on me

Just a little guy dreaming of big crimes

Too bad this didn't come up in my FB memories for Victory Over Sauron day but what the hell, here it is anyway.

it's chest day gotta pump these tiddies UP

good night to be sad and listen to Tom Waits 😎

I have released the album (official release date is tomorrow) on bandcamp. Please buy if you'd like, share, comment, anything... tapes will come from Fiadh in a few weeks, and vinyl is available at the elasticstage link below aliciacordisco.bandcamp.com/album/my-res...

How men feared women! she thought, walking among the late-flowering roses. Not as individuals, but women when they talked together, worked together, spoke up for one another - then men saw plots, cabals, constraints, traps being laid.

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

Spotify I told you its over, this is getting pathetic.

Thread w/ 5 posts -- links and genre labels to 20 bands w/ trans and non-binary members - Could post way more and definitely many I didn't get to but I need to go on a walk now - 20 bands is plenty for you to peruse.

I don't know how to explain it but if we could convince boomers and gen x that they don't need to double click everything it'd probably fix the economy

Mega Man version of "maidenless behavior" just dropped

The One Ring will make you go "whoa that's pretty metal" and then undercut it with a reminder of the corrupting nature of evil and the sheer sadness it brings, and to me demonstrates that the writers 'get it.'

laughs are cheap, he's going for gasps

Looking to purchase a certain kind of bedframe to fulfill a certain kind of function for a certain kind of activity 😏 (the storage and reading of various sorts of books, volumes, and tomes)

"Not much is known about the Blue Wizards except they traveled far into the East & South & likely failed in their task to combat the will of Sauron." Me, secretly a Blue Wizard: uhh yeah they def didn't get distracted by goth babes & video games. I mean one might've but I didn't. I mean he didnt

I don't know what the correct way is but I definitely pronounce Gaerea in a way that suggests it is a utopia for all Gary-kind.

Oh no! My One Ring players want me to write unique songs for Tom Bombadil to sing. How can I ever come close to matching the nonsensical whimsy of jolly old Tom? *notices stack of albums featuring singer/songwriter Ronnie James Dio* ...but what if...I were to take Dio songs and Bombadil-ify them?

People forget this but Chuck Norris jokes were originally Mr. T jokes. I don't know why that changed but clearly the world would have been better if it hadn't

remember that part in expedition 33 when verso cut himself in half as a bit

Anyway, the only old man with a penchant for roundhouse kicks you should care about is Leon S. Kennedy

New kid at work didn't know who Chuck Norris is, and an older guy explained "he's like the John Stamos of kicking people" and everyone in a 50 foot radius got visibly confused

Photo taken just before disaster

It's a rotten, bleak time of year. You deserve something shiny. Help me make some space in my little shop and use discount code FALSESPRING for 15% off anything: daggermothmetals.bigcartel.com

Anyone know any heavy metal songs about Samuel Taylor Coleridge's "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner?" Preferably something that's like 13 minutes long, thanks

Where are the boys in the town? Where is that chick that used to dance a lot?

Happy Thin Lizzy day, to all who celebrate

Maiden charcoal on paper commission for @aleroth3.bsky.social (massive thanks for the patience)

Reading One Ring sourcebooks and finding ideas and storyhooks I can seamlessly work into a PC's backstory.

DLSS5 off vs DLSS5 on

If you ask your bros "am I sexual" and they don't reply with ~yee~eeahh🎵 then frankly you need to find new bros

I need to go camping