Exploring the space in a new box

The only thing I'm willing to concede that's good about mowing the lawn is the post-mow beer truly does Hit Different™

I'm in a could-be-a-lot-worse-but-still-awkward living situation with my ex, but she's gone for the entirety of the weekend, which is nice. I'm gonna drink like 9 beers and watch Conan the Barbarian

Post workout Indian food binge is a go 🫡

Getting back into my jedi training

Rod Reis

Spectral Wound is getting me through this workout 💪⚔️

his ass is not workin out

before coffee: after coffee:

looks like this place is working well enough for me to log back in and say this website sucks a

I'm not going to do one of those About Me: Music things because I don't really think about music that much but if I DID do one I'd put My Arms, Your Hearse in Biggest Personal Impact and And Justice For All in Overrated

If you ever ask yourself "what would Tolkien do" remember that chasing someone with an axe is an option

Pleased to report that Boris has acquired a new box

oh hey forgot this place existed for a couple days. sup.

Can't go wrong with some good cowboy rock oldmanwizard.bandcamp.com/track/highwa...

Another bandcamp Friday purchase arrival! Desolation Plains (@dungeon.bsky.social) album/adventure Sword of Hailstone. The case unfolds into a map! Amazing All that plus kickass album art by @gorangligovic.bsky.social

Guys be like I know a place then take you to the Outback Steakhouse park bench

Slightly increase a band Nearsighted Guardian

Me on May 9th: Happy Piccolo Day, Piccolo from Dragonall Me on May 10th: Happy Mother's Day, Piccolo from Dragonball Z

Quote with the last four games you’ve played

In your area: hot milfs, never fucked

Guy who has only listened to Judas Priest listening to his second band: getting a lot of Judas Pri-- wait where are the riffs and where is the gay

My favorite part of mowing the lawn is when you're done you can look at that sterile patch of characterless green and say "this is the furthest possible moment from when I have to do this bullshit again."

I'm not real familiar with game randomizers but I found out about Route MatriX Randomizer which randomizes everything across Mega Man X1 - X3 (even enemy weaknesses) into a single game and I am having a blast getting my shit wrecked.

Not listening to the new Darkthrone at work out of consideration for my coworkers. We simply do not have enough space for all the hot babes that will show up after I hit play

"Go to hell" Implies you are done with this fight. Appears desperate to give the impression of having the moral high ground. Weak. "I'll see you in hell" Sees opponent as an equal This conflict is too much for this mortal plane, and must be completed upon the Styx in the Circle of Wrath. Hell yeah.

Liara T'soni: Your mind must be extremely powerful and interesting to be able to endure the sheer mental toll that mere contact with the beacon puts on people, Commander Richard Dawkins: I daresay this is the most conscious and real woman I have ever met in all my days

Months ago I bought a pin designed like the elven brooches the Fellowship is given in Lothlorien. It fell off my bag today, which sucks, but at least it's given someone the chance to find it, thoughtfully look up and say "not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall" (even though this one did idly fall)

Liara T'soni: Your mind must be extremely powerful and interesting to be able to endure the sheer mental toll that mere contact with the beacon puts on people, Commander Richard Dawkins: I daresay this is the most conscious and real woman I have ever met in all my days

My One Ring players are going to receive a letter from Tom Bombadil so I decided to come up with a symbol for him to sign with, and ended up with his initials stylized to look like a boot 🥾

need me a woman built like the second death star 1. fully armed and operational despite looking a complete mess 2. fuzzy critters are key to getting her shields down 3. weak to getting her core blown out

here listen to a star war hothmusic.bandcamp.com/track/unendi...

@fiadh.bsky.social ain't messin around I just ordered this stuff Friday and it's already here so I can rock out and bake vegan strawberry and cream scones. Truly the best.

Restless Cheese

hey i dont like this thing at all

Ayami Kojima, likely best known for her work on the Castlevania games, also did Frankenstein illustrations

Tried to get a cute photo of Boris grooming my beard and ended up with this when he stuck his tongue up a nostril

There's some kind of cryptid in my shower

Quote with your art process I tried putting big trees in the foreground several times and I just wasn't having it lol

Maura Lagimbi Banazir Galpsi Kalimac Brandagamba Razanur Tûk

That's a pretty good bandcamp haul, right there

The subtitles in The Two Towers don't get enough credit for perfectly conveying what everyone is feeling

AI psychosis is just “I really think the stripper likes me” for guys who don’t leave their house

If I was Vegeta I simply would have gone super saiyan before Goku

Found this photo of my cat Ronin. Incredible poise and charm. I miss him.

An ethereal woman luring me into some haunted woods would fix me