On my most recent playthrough of Super Metroid I was thinking the Crocomire skeleton jumpscare would be made even better by having a shithead named Skuds McGillicutty say "well THAT just happened" after it just happened

Those costumes are so brown they look like Roman UPS drivers

I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender Is it bad form to use a pic of yourself

Wizards don't always be ponderin they orb sometimes they just straight up ponderin

One thing I wasn't expecting when I started working at a pharmacy is having to jump up on the counter and line dance every time Bon Jovi's "Bad Medicine" comes on

Bilbo Baggins ripped on Old Toby and getting misty eyed while listening to "The Wizard" by Uriah Heep

Partner got a call about a grebe last night, which apparently saw a big puddle in a parking lot, thought it was a larger body of water, landed and then got stuck because they can't take off from land So he was for sure like I'm a greeebe I'm a birdo What the hell am I doin here I don't belong here

A KNIGHT OF MADNESS (1981) Acrylic - 36” x 26” Each time the reader returns to M. John Harrison’s Viriconium, the fictional city that borrows its name from the historic Roman-English settlement, the city is changed. 1/2

Wizards don't always be ponderin they orb sometimes they just straight up ponderin

If you look closely you can see his little vampire fangies 🦇

Overarching canon and the need to adhere to "lore" feels way overblown anymore, and is especially not needed in a series where the main draw is cool cars, hot babes, and witty one liners

"Accidentally" mispronouncing this as "clit-tease-o" until I'm called into HR

"I love Taoism! Just chill and go with the flow! Hakuna matata!" Taoism: "To use a horse to show a horse is not a horse is not as good as using something other than a horse to show that a horse is not a horse. Heaven and Earth are as one as a finger is, and all of creation is as one as a horse is."

no money for politicians

Yooo just got my first chat request from a bot on here I feel like I've finally made it

I need to stop before this becomes a problem

Please help us eat tonight, $20 would get my wife and I a meal. Please please help. #mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky ♿💸🏳️‍⚧️💕

The neighborhood ginkgo tree is doing its thing

His power grows!

She yellin'

She yellin'

Actually, Frankenstein isn't the name of the monster, and "Frankenstein's monster" is also not referring to the creature, but rather the doctor's monster dong Source: Mary Shelley, probably

The last few months have been hard and this week in particular has sucked ass so I'm absolutely doing a Nice Thing™ for myself this weekend 😤

Just skedaddlin' through life with the acknowledgement that nothing matters while at the same time knowing that everything matters and just being exhausted all the time 😎

dang Caelur whaddup girl

Our final EP of the year is available for purchase on Bandcamp NOW! There's no BCF in Nov so purchase away 5 blistering BEEFY songs of fucking revolution Power to the people Get some, and fucking go again transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com/album/not-li...

Man, the new One Ring 2e book (Hands of the White Wizard) continues Free League's tradition of sick-ass art. RIP Ori and the rest of Balin's doomed expedition

A coworker just told me I "look badass today," which is insane. I don't have a sword or anything. I'm wearing my dorky little cardigan. I have a scrunchie on my wrist. This is incredible.

"I want to return to a simpler way of life on a farm with a tradwife and 8 kids" You fool. You buffoon. You don't even realize you have to be up at 4am to milk the sandwiches.

Thinking about doing some Hyperion art

Thinkin about this guy. I hope he's doing well

Obligatory "I don't have much good to say about The Hobbit movies but Lee Pace's Thranduil whipped ass I mean the cast in general was pretty good that's the least of the issues with those movies but goddamn Lee Pace as Thranduil though"

This got me thinkin and... ...the closest thing my pharmacy has to a big titty goth girl is me 🖤💅✨️

just want to remind everyone again that zohran is the one cis candidate i am aware of that had his platform on trans rights written by trans people. i think that matters

Still need some help with this. Please share it around if you can. 🐈‍⬛️🐾💚

Greeting the neighbors during a lovely midnight walk at 5:02pm

This little lady is getting fixed today!

New Godzilla movie title reveal www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGDu...

I just like being a little guy on a big adventure

on my third beer watching the Ip Man vs 10 Dudes fight and being like yeah I can do that

Since people are tagging me, it looks like it's officially official!

Conan and some Baguazhang practice

Truly is a kickass shot Also the punk outfit is underrated af

on the search for riffs so evil they make you hit the Frieza pose

You: lamenting the fact that it gets dark at 5pm like it's supposed to Me and the boys:

So he's actually doing two 12 hour streams, and he finished Mass Effect 1 last night so he's moving forward with Mass Effect 2 for today's stream! Big surprise: he sacrificed Ashley