Happy turtle bit off a cop's toe day, to all who celebrate

Allowing a woman with straight cut bangs into a position where she can ruin my life

Happy turtle bit off a cop's toe day, to all who celebrate

The pooch 🖤🤍

For your own safety PLEASE do not approach me for the next 3 minutes and 50 seconds, Night City by The Sword came on and I'm doing SPIN KICKS

I don't get too caught up in genres and subgenres, so it doesn't bother me when a band gets labeled "incorrectly" *coworker refers to Ghost as "black metal"* Me:

Poor Miss Athena had a seizure last night. It was fairly "routine" and she's fine, and she only has around one a year, but it was still scary. She got lots of love and snacks afterwards

Things aren't great but I've seen a lot more fireflies than usual this summer so I'll call that a win

*Gandalf setting off fireworks* What a delight! Such a source of joy and light in a world that grows dimmer each passing day from the tightening grip of the Shadow. *my neighbors setting off fireworks* I hope you chuds blow off a finger on your dominant hand for scaring my dog.

Got this picture of Freya mid howl telling me to get my ass up and fix her breakfast

*Gandalf setting off fireworks* What a delight! Such a source of joy and light in a world that grows dimmer each passing day from the tightening grip of the Shadow. *my neighbors setting off fireworks* I hope you chuds blow off a finger on your dominant hand for scaring my dog.

My cool-ass shirts from Isolation Man arrived

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Walking into work in this heat

Sypha is here to remind that you can be both the snuggliest and the angriest

New favorite compliment I've received from a friend: "we all get a bit gayer when you're around" I do what I can 💅✨️

Well would you look at that - it's your boy writing for Aftermath! Super stoked to be contributing to one of the best magazines around and to do it while writing about one of my favorite games of the year AND one of my favorite genres!

when I come running back into the room after remembering a 17th reason why the Fellowship flying on the Eagles wouldn't have worked

Souls games have taught me a lot that translates to real life skills like: 1. Learning to persevere in the face of challenge 2. Being flexible and mixing up strategies when necessary 3. Dodge roll TOWARD your opponent, using your i-frames to bypass their attack and close distance

Anxiety is acting up something fierce and I'm gonna eat sushi about it

My dude this is not what people mean when they refer to The Lord of the Rings as "cozy"

Opening up commissions because I have bills to pay. Share it around or get yourself a creepy dude made by me! DM or email at [email protected] #darkart #spookyart #horrorart #art #artist #creature #deathanxiety #horror #scary #buymyart #commissions #horrorartist

It's out now! Me and @rubyrockatansky.bsky.social present volume one of 𝕿𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖁𝖔𝖑𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖊: 𝔄 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔭𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔬𝔣 𝔗𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔰 𝔐𝔢𝔱𝔞𝔩 𝔇𝔦𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔢! transientvoltage.bandcamp.com/album/transi...

THIS JUST IN Freya has a tum

Coming up with a reason to leave the function early

The face of a killer (she caught a mouse last night)

Been a minute since I got into a good metroid, but Blasphemous II whips ass.

Ambush kitty

Whoever decided to call them bumble bees nailed it. Those things be bumblin for sure

LMAO

Writing a bunch of evil bullshit to traumatize my One Ring players

*walking the dog in this very nice weather* Neighbor: hey how's it going Me: good man how are you Neighbor: hard to complain on a day like today 😁 *37 things I could complain about pop into my head so fast I get a nosebleed* Me: haha i know right Neighbor, nose also now bleeding: exactlyyyyy

QTP with the pokemon that assists with running your account

Proof I'm alive, I've just been trapped under 3 cats for the last week

I'm not big on an Ocarina remake and I don't think Zelda works for a movie, so it'd be cool to get some Zelda news that's tailored for me, but on the other hand a game styled after Katsuya Terada's illustrations seems extremely unlikely

Phasm, Crotaline, and Suicide Forest all kicked ass tonight

All the dudes at the black metal show are standing with their arms crossed and having the time of their lives

Camping all weekend then I'll be emerging from the woods to go to a black metal show, just like satan intended

Hello friend

brb gonna ascend to godhood to increase my chances of getting my ass kicked by Deborah Ann Woll

Someone let me know if they announce Dark Souls 2 3

Fetched a ball that got kicked into my yard for a neighbor's kid, and not 10 minutes later their dogs got loose and I helped get them home. Real life just hands out the sidequests sometimes. I'm guessing the next one will involve a kidnapping or fending off loan sharks or something.

yea i suppose it does depend on your sense of humor

Not to yearn too much on main but snuggling on the couch and watching a spooky movie would go so hard right now

Perhaps the realest lord of the rings meme

Let he who is without Chumba, tubthump the first wamba

They should invent a temperature that cools you down

Me and the baddie I pulled by being in a Sutter Cane novel