found my glasses

this is coming right after they launch the “I love porno” button

things I don’t care about (not exhaustive): catholicism (good? bad? who knows?) pickleball athletes taking steroids ugly people

makes sense it does monitoring

realized I left my fly down in the court of the Wizard King

Nice realm. Jk It's already forgotten

doing a Chekov’s gun at this dinner party with my IBS

windowed fullscreen kicks the dogshit out of plain old fullscreen. in 2026, we shouldn't even be having this discourse

having my genitals professionally cleaned and put in storage

by my calculations, I’m going to make a smoothie in the morning

bluesky is an echo chamber, and ill prove it: HELLO??? ₕ ₑ ₗ ₗ ₒ ? ? ? HEY, IT’S ERIK ʰ ᵉ ʸ ⁱ ᵗ ’ ˢ ᵉ ʳ ⁱ ᵏ I’VE A SMALL PEBUS ⁱ ᵏ ⁿ ᵒ ʷ ˡ ᵒ ˡ

eat! eat! you're skin and beans!!!

I am grieving and if you think that’s going to prevent me from wearing slutty short shorts you got me fucked up

when I played this game and got cornered by players, I’d use voice chat to say “wait wait don’t kill me, it’s my friend’s birthday” and 100% of the time that did not work

if I WERE suffering from depression (as opposed to grief), I’d install and play Dark and Darker again. but I’m not (unless anyone wants to run it together)

I’m gonna keep it tbh with you fam. I don’t feel so good 💯💯💯

Excellent work, 47. You’ve lowered healthcare costs for everyone.

if you read one thing on here today, make it this 👇

I’ll be live tweeting Calvin’s league match against his opponent, Kyle.

giving myself AI psychosis from programming my microwave

It was not the way I would have chosen if I could have chosen, but you never get to choose.

contemplate the subtle grace of Ditmar

my heart is a Blue Ridge mountain

my son’s mother, my wife of 20 years, passed away this morning. she gave me everything and we built a beautiful life together. I will carry her in my heart forever.

Carmelita, hold me tighter

if you can make it to lunch on wednesday you can make it to the end of the week. stay strong o you children of this hideous age

sing a little love song

I’ve never loved easily or lightly

she woke, put her arms to her head and tried to speak. I asked her if she’d like me to rub her hair and she nodded. I did until she fell back asleep. I feel so lucky to be with her now.

I speak the tongue of all beasts

god hath forsaken us, playboy

would you rather speak the tongue of all beasts or own a modest home in the suburbs

listening to her sleep and breathe, cherishing the time I have left to do exactly this

I think a ponytail would be a good idea hmm? oh haha no, not for me. I have sex.

this hospital spicy salmon roll actually goes pretty hard

falcon, come in. this is falconer one. do you read me? over (thin static) falcon, goddammit, this is falconer one. I need you back at base. I don’t like the look of that widening gyre, over. (radio silence, blank and pitiless as the sun)

I am the best man for this job, and god damn, do I not want it.

one of the funniest mistakes I’ve ever made was sending this atrocity out to the wrong erik lol

what a curse to fall in love with something so fragile as another person’s heart. it’s a cruelty that I have chosen and will continue to choose every hour of every day

the german word for the feeling of being in the hospital and introducing yourself over and over to oncologists by saying "I'm her ex husband"

everything I like and understand is a simple pleasure everything I like and don’t understand is art everything I don’t like and do understand is reddit everything I don’t like and don’t understand is AI

they hit it raw

a lot of you sent really hurtful comments to my page regarding the camera in my enclosure being down. the enclosure cam was NOT down. it was night time and I was sleeping. I have to have it real dark in there.

fiddle dee dee

so many of the female tennis athletes that I find attractive are big gangly women that look like what if a spider had only four legs