If you’re making potato leek soup take the extra half hour to make broth with your leek tops. It’s worth it

Being on a blocklist called Trolls & Weirdos is a badge of honor tbh

The earth is flat and the moon is made of cheese. The science is settled

I won the Super Bowl and the Olympics

Am I the only one the remembers that right wingers are almost always mad about the halftime show? The same group of people that were mad about Bad Bunny are the same group that’s always mad about the halftime show for one reason or another

The holy trinity of smells is man sweat, cut grass, and gasoline

Where can I find the bears in the Winter Olympics?

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There is no way I’m going to dodge getting cancer from ham

No matter how good the band is nothing makes my old ass happier than hearing “this is our last song”

I’ve pretty much gotten to the point where if there’s not something explicitly pro trans/anti racist in your bio or pinned post I’m not following.

Recently discovered that I can’t nap on the couch without Banjo (you’re welcome for the free feet)

Besides the fact that it’s more expensive there is no excuse to be using maple flavored syrup instead of the real thing

Reskeeting because I really don’t think y’all are being fair to this one

Stoned ape theory but with duster

It has been brought to my attention that Scottish Mexican people exist. Like, I wasn’t surprised, I’d just never thought of it. Anyway, I need a Mexican bear with a Scottish accent to crush me

RIP to an absolute icon

The prophecy has been fulfilled

I’ve been wanting to branch out into east/se Asian cuisine. I just ordered a Vietnamese home cookbook. I’m very excited

Realized I had a headache because I haven’t had any caffeine today. Solved the headache with some nighttime affogato but now I’m going to be up all night

If republicans want to win the midterms they should legalize cocaine

If the revolution ever comes I really can’t wait to see the looks on the faces of the fascists that thought democrats were communists

I normally detest violence against dogs in movies. John Wick, however, gets a pass because of how many people he kills avenging that sweet lil hound doggy

Dogs are humanity’s finest achievement. We really should have just stopped there

UPDATE: I’m a gay little faggot

Getting canceled for having a tummy ache 🥺

The worst part about having low hangers and sitting down to pee is how frequently I piss down the front of my balls. Really not into it

Started playing KCD2. My god, what have I gotten myself in to?

It’s too cold to not have a bear to cuddle with rn 😭😭😭

A friend of mine came out to me as straight. I feel so betrayed

Starting a bears only sperm bank but all the donations are for me

The right calling these protests violent riots is beyond ridiculous. I can’t even fathom waking up every day, watching the same things I watch, and then, regardless of what you’ve seen, parroting the Trump administrations talking points. It’s like some sort of hypnosis

I would kill somebody for a 10mg edible and a bottle of dry red wine rn. Sometimes being sober is gay (derogatory)

Rebranding as a boymom girlboss

Watched both the videos in a moment of weakness and monkey brained curiosity. That may have been a mistake

At times like this I am so grateful to have a parent that’s, while not full blown radical leftist, is at least progressive. She’s proof that you don’t have to move right as you get older. You can actually move left

This administration fails to see that if you murder people when they’re peaceful the people have no reason to not respond with violence. Either way they get shot. The only reason I can think of is that Trump wants the violence to escalate so he has an excuse to attack a U.S. city with the military

MFers out there biting off ICE fingers and I’m here for it

I think the reason I like podcasts where it’s just friends talking is because I am so socially awkward. It’s like being in a conversation without the pressure of having to think of something to say. Also, if you’re not interested you can just turn it off instead of feeling awkward about walking away

I feel like one of the first things I learned about the arctic and Antarctic is that penguins live at the South Pole and polar bears live at the North Pole. The people running this country are hopelessly violent and stupid. Which is a very bad combination

It makes a lot more dishes but I can’t not do my mise when I’m cooking at home. I get stressed out and inevitably forget something if I don’t

I started almost exclusively sitting down to pee about 10 years ago. Best decision I’ve ever made

A truly bizarre experience playing this game

Started playing Ultros and this game is so trippy

Not surprised that when the reality of the situation was hammered into trumps thick skull he would back down on EU tariffs and Greenland

Actually, I’m taking over Greenland

Banjo doesn’t feel good this morning. Can I get a good boy banjo in the replies?

Matty Matheson Onlyfans cooking show when?

UPDATE the truth is that Trump diarrhea’d all over Air Force One and there’s ankle deep doodoo through the entire plane