I fucking love Aussie Punk, they all musically think it’s 1975 with the political leanings of 2025

My nude game has been on point lately and it’s got my partner going feral

Wait I never shared my new headshots here!!

Tonight I’ll be performing comedy at a Variety show at a trans owned punk house run out of an old mortuary. I just think that’s neat

Behold my son

Working on new comedy merch, what do we think fam?

I have spent years learning about Aussie culture through my favorite comedy troupe, and I think that was all just primer to enjoy Amyl & The Sniffers

Working on new comedy merch, what do we think fam?

Hey Gals, quick advice needed: I feel like the week after laser, shaving becomes fucking impossible? Like I can’t get a clean shave for like a week after and it’s pretty dysphoria inducing. Anyone got any tips?

Getting my bootyhole waxed today

Those Dolls were getting me so hot and bothered, I felt like a Republican congressman

So I got asked last minute to do a feature comedy set at the intermission to a drag show. And yall, performing after watching some insanely hot dolls barely contained in their thongs was a challenge I could not have expected

*after making jokes about forcefemmeing* Wife: …do you have a forcefemme kink? Me: ….no? I’m very comfortable in my femininity. Wife: No, like, being the one *doing* the force femme. Me: ….i mean….

I just got invited to a steel drum band show being put on by… ConcernedApe… Like, he’s performing in a steel drum band.

With Zohran elected, time to enact the next step in the Trans Agenda: Forcefemming JD Vance

Bad news for my haters: My blonde is back to full strength

Ok, sicko posting has ended, thank you to all who gave attention to this matter

Damn, are the sickos all gone??

Debating posting something for the sickos. If I put something up for an hour, do yall promise to control yourselves?

Help my son is too small and perfect please send help

Can’t believe Dick Cheney died so he didn’t have to see Zohran Mamdani win

I almost died last night, but it was worth it for this audience

Hungover as fuck but at least I’ve got this angel child

Friend caught these photos of me performing at one of my favorite venues in Olympia last night. My Halloween costume was “NYC Street Rat”

I, for one, think all of the Miami Gays should be banned from the internet, so they can’t make me salivate with their tight, hard bodies

How it feels when leg day, shot day, and wash day all line up together

So there was a guy in high school who really wanted to fuck me, and at the time, I was interested in someone else. Dudes now one of those ripped Miami gays, like the kind constantly posting thirst traps of his abs, and it makes me wish id at least hit him up when I was home from college

Idk if it’s my favorite ever, but this is by far my favorite cover I found this year open.spotify.com/track/4md4KR...

Wanted to share this story about my friends new pussy with y’all~

Sooooooo ya girl is at the courthouse for her OFFICIAL NAME CHANGE LETS GOOOOO

This lil perv won’t let me poop in peace

Vic Mensa, an American rapper born and raised in Chicago, breaks down ICE raids and the politics of division.

So I’m going to be posting this on my IG tomorrow, but I wanted to post it here first. Bluesky (and Twitter before it) were huge resources for me finally coming to terms with my gender, and I can’t thank all the friends I’ve made here enough! Today marks 365 days since my first HRT shot!

Transition Timeline: 1 week before HRT vs 1 year on HRT in the same outfit Happy HRTiversary to me!!

So I’m going to be posting this on my IG tomorrow, but I wanted to post it here first. Bluesky (and Twitter before it) were huge resources for me finally coming to terms with my gender, and I can’t thank all the friends I’ve made here enough! Today marks 365 days since my first HRT shot!

YALL I GOT A NEW KITTY SAY HELLO TO SALAMI!!!!

Tomorrow is the biggest gig of my time doing comedy and yall, ya girl is nervous af

Here’s a novel idea

The crushing weight of Fascism and multiple deaths in my orbit is kinda crushing me this week yall. Fun news and cool things appreciated

Unfortunately, part of having a comedy reel go viral is the inevitable jags coming in to spew transphobic shit

Ok but legit, an all transfemme lead Sex & The City reboot could fix this country

I’m super excited to announce that I’ll be hosting Gabby Bryan for the Seattle leg of her national tour! Seattle friends, I’d love to see you there! I’ll be opening all 4 shows this Friday and Saturday! www.eventbrite.com/e/comedian-g...

Ok, but legit, I can’t put into words how much performing in a different city boosted my confidence. My stuff isn’t just liked by Seattle Weirdos. I’m at least relatable in the broader PNW community

Ok but why is this the only Halloween decoration at my gym?

Solid Argument, unfortunately, my thighs are jiggling real good when I walk, which invalidates what you’ve said

Twink bartender looking like I need to do body shots off him tbh. …. I think the Prog is working

YALL I BOOKED IT!!!!