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The kid rock thing presented by Four Seasons Total Landscaping and ICE is for aggrieved white people who love US Flag Code violations. And confederate flag lovers. Go Seahawks

she is beauty, she is grace she might stab you in the face

Sunday morning #CoffeeAndVinyl. “Rolling Thunder Revue” Joni Mitchell

“Tell your children who the cowards were.”

I ordered the wrong parts. Again. Fuck. #GreatWhiteBeast

We could’ve had it all, Charlie Brown

Dad is back in town so its time for more wrenching on the #GreatWhiteBeast! HOLD FAST Garage Episode 53: “Servicing the Rear Differential” youtu.be/nYRb5oBveWU

What is love, if not the prettiest word for ruin?

Good dogs should be allowed to drive cars as a treat

Guys, don’t look. My flaws are showing.

And if I claim to be a wise man, well/ it surely means that I don’t know

The love of my life is out there squinting their eyes in the darkness on the way to the bathroom and running into walls

More tattoos would fix me

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

I’m just looking for you

Saw a bumper sticker today that said: Stop honking. I’m in here crying to “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot.

A bird doesn’t need to know the lyrics. They just sing.

in an alternate universe a tattoo is trying to figure out where to put another me

*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this

penis is short for penisaurus

If you want me to think before I speak that’s gonna cost extra

Be a shark

They should invent a parking lot that doesn’t confuse stupid people.

Today I made the grave error of speaking out loud about a dream of mine to another person. So now I stand by to hear the Universe laugh at my plans.

Kinda rude that nobody is running their fingers through my beard.

if i was thrown into a volcano, i’d simply drink all the lava

Local woman wakes up, reports that Punxsutawney Phil saw the shadow of human failure and a declining empire so forget the seasons, you’re all doomed, makes oatmeal.

You guys! I’m picking my dad up from the airport tonight! He’s here for 16 days and we are going to get SO MUCH work done on the #GreatWhiteBeast! #454 #bigblockchevy #caprice #GreatWhiteBeast #projectcar #chevy #classic #diy #classiccars youtube.com/shorts/nHo09...

Getting left on Read by my company IT guy is… insulting.

Information for life.

Have you tried being a good person about it?

Apparently Melania Trump is releasing a movie about herself, a fascist sociopath married to a fascist sociopath, because there's never enough propaganda. In response, we are streaming the Michelle Obama doc "Becoming" to get it to #1 this weekend when "Melania" comes out, because fuck them is why 🥰

Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction

The spicier the better.

My birthday is a few weeks away but you don’t have to get me anything. You can just watch my #GreatWhiteBeast videos a whole bunch. HOLD FAST Garage Episode 52: “Cleaning, Welding, and Rust Busting” youtu.be/DlY0dMh5zf0

‘February’ is the ‘Wednesday’ of months.

I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”

hey pigs don’t speak latin we’ve been lied to

Sunday morning #CoffeeAndVinyl. “Stans” Eminem

if youre a goddess you have to tell me

hello yes i would like a shitty person to experience a consequence? idk man fucking any of them surprise me yes i'll hold

Pro tip for anyone looking to evade law enforcement this weekend: if you need a quick place to hide, just run into any theater showing Melania. No one will find you there.

The only reasonable question there is when it comes to trans kids is "What can I do to support them?"

I wrote about Iliana Omar squaring up and being cooler and more powerful than all of the administration combined. It’s also about the administration’s misogynoir and its calculated war on women www.ms.now/opinion/ilha...

If you love something, lock it up. If you set it free it will go the authorities.

You must, and I do not say this lightly, watch this video. Sound on.