"what did people do before--" death. mostly pretty bad painful tragic unnecessary death

How stupid is our President? This stupid. youtube.com/shorts/INl33...

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job

Dak Prescott getting juked by a 300lb d-lineman returning a pick pretty much sums up the Cowboys organization for the last 40 years

Why do we keep having #NoKings protests? Allow me to explain. youtu.be/64ZLhg2GQmk?...

Single? Worried about dying alone? Ask your doctor if Being Dead Inside™️ is right for you.

𝘚𝘦𝘭𝘧 help? If I could do that I wouldn’t need all of you.

Want to see how far right the Republican Party has gone? Watch George H. W. Bush and Ronald Reagan answer a question about illegal immigration during a 1980 debate. They wouldn’t even be allowed in today’s Republican Party.

Your request to not make it weird was returned to sender.

Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull” First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided. With me so far? 1/x

Sunday morning #CoffeeAndVinyl. “Cello Concerti No. 1(C Major/C-dur/ut majeur) No. 2 (D Major/D-dur/ré-majeur)” Yo-Yo Ma

Thank you, Chicago.

Life is fleeting. Let’s all pound some beers.

Ran out of things to say but probably gonna be alive for another 40-50 years, this sucks

Starting to think the millennial retirement plan will just be walking into the ocean wearing weights around our ankles because we can’t afford to fight preventable diseases anymore

according to the latest polls everyone is still mad at you

god turn me into a flower if ur real

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

When your timeline is full of industrial cranes that’s boomscrolling.

The masculine urge to let you know that the motor is bored .030 over.

You can just buy a pound of cheese. They’ll sell it to you without an ID. They don’t even ask what you’re going to do with it.

The curse of being the first one to know the relationship is ending.

Sunday morning #CoffeeAndVinyl. “Mellow Gold” Beck

Ten years ago today.

Of course your baby is fascinated with your car keys. You're boring and he would like to drive away.

That Halloween party where I dressed up as Godzilla, got a little drunk, broke into the miniature golf course and beat up the little windmill.

If you see this, quite skeet with your favorite Pokémon. (Wrong answers only)

For some reason this video just did not want to upload. But it’s here now. I’m so glad I’m not on Active Duty anymore because the Secretary of Defense cosplaying as Billy the Badass is currently, and will continue to, degrade our military in every way possible. youtu.be/kHsQxx5pUBw?...

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand. “Conn, Maneuvering. Reactor SCRAM”

For two days now I’ve had a knot in my right shoulder. The kind of knot that tweaks your neck when you try to check your mirrors while driving. The kind of knot that makes two fingers on that side feel kinda numb. The kind of knot that somehow makes the leg on that side tense up to compensate.

There's nothing more ironic than hearing Rage Against the Machine at a MAGA rally 🙂

not to be the woke friend but it’s kind of disappointing how many people are hopping on ai trends :(

A bird flew into my front door glass and died the other day. So, I guess, get a more skilled witch to hex me next time? Whomever you are?

I’ll just say something epic from time to time in case they ever make a movie about my life.

Sorry, I can’t come. I am currently a dog bed.

if you're in line to declare your crush on me stay in line

Printing presses kept their letters in cases. Capital letters went in the upper case. Smaller letters went in the lower case. This is why we say ‘UPPER CASE’ and ‘lower case.’ Ok, but what did we call them before the invention of the printing press? MAJUSCULE and minuscule.

I’ve got nine months. It’s time to get wrenching! youtube.com/shorts/KoEor...

My ego would like you to know that I hit an inside-the-park home run in softball last Sunday. My ankles, knees, hips, and lower back would like you to know that this dude totally he was 42 and not in shape to be running that hard for that long. Especially in Game Two of a doubleheader.

JUDGE: will the jury read the verdict JUROR: on the charge of possession of coke we find the defendant- ME & JUROR AT THE SAME TIME: -guilty ME: jinx you owe me coke JUROR: w-what no JUDGE: *bangs gavel* pay up it’s the law

I can't sleep, tell me a story? Everyone add 1 word per turn 🥳🥳🥳

Cartoon by @ivan-ehlers.bsky.social.

Setting aside the drunkenness, the racial biases, the sexism, and the homophobia, etc., the way you can tell that Pete Hegseth is grossly underqualified for the job he currently holds is that he is in charge of the most technologically advanced military on Earth and he is obsessing over facial hair.

Bad Bunny responds to his Super Bowl critics in Spanish, and then English: “And, if you didn’t understand know what I just said, you have four months to learn!”

If you're of the right age range: Stop for a second, close your eyes, and think of the sound of a modem connecting. It's still in there, isn't it? Still screaming. Always screaming.

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