Brüchmann
@bruchmann.bsky.social
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I was in the Navy for 20 years. But I’m better now. To dissent is patriotic. 💙 He/him
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FROVO
about 13 hours ago
DATE: i think we should take this slow ME: *emptying the cash register* but they might catch us
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when bluesky doesn’t like my posts
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about 13 hours ago
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Vox.Hallow
about 15 hours ago
mamas don't let ur babies grow up to fuck robots
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geist
1 day ago
Hey beasties, I know some of y’all write poetry and
@donkee.bsky.social
has convinced me to co-host a weekly poetry call with him. He needs poets AND judges, and there will be cash money prizes/charitable donations for the winners! You got until Saturday morning to write something or get judgey.
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•Kate• RIP Teal Hair 💀
1 day ago
Hollerin when you ain't been hit just means you been doin somethin worth gettin snatched up over
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
2 days ago
Gonna spend the day at the dump watching the seagulls try to fuck the raccoons.
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧
2 days ago
how dare it be morning
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👼
3 days ago
as a lover of mother nature i refuse to use ai
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HOLD FAST Garage
3 days ago
60 days to go!
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#greatwhitebeast #454 #bigblockchevy #diy #capriceclassic #restoration #classiccar #classic
YouTube video by HOLD FAST Garage
https://youtube.com/shorts/S82pCBoouXA?si=tFw4czIOsRGfo4Im
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I’m about 87% sure I could have gotten the number of that cute blond on the train on Saturday night.
3 days ago
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Eric Alper
5 days ago
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Sunday morning
#CoffeeAndVinyl
. “A Trip the the Moon” Ghost Funk Orchestra
4 days ago
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Chelsea Souder
6 days ago
*me meeting a dairy cow* "I'm a big fan of your work."
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Reverie
6 days ago
They say the worst thing you can be is cruel, but I think the worst thing you can be is sticky
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Courtney Heard 🇨🇦
6 days ago
hey. hey you.
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Ol’ Mr. ESPN must be rolling over in his grave to see the network that bears his name covering WWE as though it’s a real sport.
6 days ago
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Siege
3 months ago
Pinocchio frantically putting his strings back on after seeing how much it costs to be a real boy.
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Washington, D.C. I am in you.
7 days ago
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Tyler, from the Internet
over 1 year ago
RIP Sisyphus you would have loved Chumbawamba
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Baby’s First™️ unprovoked online threat of violence from an unhinged anonymous MAGA.
8 days ago
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Ran into an old friend from grade school last week.
8 days ago
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There was a wonderful interlude of about six months in which I had completely forgotten that this walking, talking second-hand embarrassment machine existed.
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8 days ago
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Ygrene
9 days ago
Heck yeah I like UFOs U nlimited F rench O nion s oup
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9 days ago
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If you load up the proper carbohydrates, lipids, hydrocarbons, ethanol, and simple sugars; the brain will enter a sort of stasis for 6-8 hours. And it’s pretty nice, if I’m honest.
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Kellalena
10 days ago
Live, Laugh, Lift my curse
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Work was dumb but only moldy so. Gonna take a nap anyway.
10 days ago
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
12 days ago
Looking for love in all the wrong places. (Construction site portapotties)
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Sunday morning
#CoffeeAndVinyl
. “I’ve Tried Everything But Therapy (part 2)” -Teddy Swims
#VinylSkies
#NowSpinning
#NowPlaying
11 days ago
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On a first date: “I’m going to recite my wedding vows in the same voice I use to talk to my dog.”
12 days ago
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Effin' Birds
13 days ago
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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦
13 days ago
Happy May Day, comrades
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Molly Jong-Fast
14 days ago
Everything is so stupid and it makes me a little furious Thank you for your attention to this matter
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15 days ago
Frederick Trump… immigrant Elizabeth Trump… immigrant Fred Trump … anchor baby Mary Anne Trump… immigrant Donald Trump… anchor baby Ivana Trump… immigrant Donald Trump Jr…. anchor baby Eric Trump… anchor baby Ivanka Trump… anchor baby Melania Trump…immigrant Baron Trump… anchor baby
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I get you, Internet service. I’m slow and unreliable today as well.
14 days ago
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Charlotte Clymer
15 days ago
Because of course he did. Trump is a folk hero to the dipshits of America because he is a living retribution against a world they deem unfair for not rewarding their laziness and willful mediocrity. They need an excuse for not succeeding in life, but in lieu of that, they'll accept mockery.
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Merriam-Webster
15 days ago
This is coming from a place of warmth and acceptance… -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It’s ‘one fell swoop’ -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’
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i can be your long lost pal
15 days ago
ever since i was a child i knew i just needed five more minutes
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fungible thadius🍥
17 days ago
if you pee in the matrix, you pee in real life
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If this gets 100 likes I’ll eat the entire pint of ice cream.
16 days ago
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Greg the Miller
17 days ago
if gooses are geese gregs are grog
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alexis simpson
19 days ago
thinking of getting into Korean skincare (taking good care of your skin while throwing your corrupt president in jail)
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John
18 days ago
Many thought it would be desirable to live in a fairy tale world. But I for one really don’t enjoy this ‘Emperor’s New Clothes’ and ‘The Boy Who Cried Wolf’ mashup.
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Sunday morning
#CoffeeAndVinyl
. “I’ve Tried Everything But Therapy (part 1)” -Teddy Swims
#NowSpinning
#NowPlaying
#VinylSkies
18 days ago
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The 4-5 day period it’s going to take to get my sleep schedule back to “normal human” is going to be ROUGH!
18 days ago
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Splendid Hobo
19 days ago
I put my pants on like everyone else…with deep regret accompanied by sad trombone
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🍕 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author🍕
19 days ago
I sculpted my pile of mashed potatoes into a very realistic representation of your nude body please respond
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Jack
20 days ago
Ready for a womanifesto.
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20 days ago
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I’ll never remember all that. Just text it to me.
20 days ago
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