The US women's team has 4 world cup titles and 5 Olympic gold medals. They're a heavy favorite for the women's world cup next year. The Men's team has 0 in both. The women get the job done.

Ok, the Fourth has passed. You can put away all those Flag Code violations now.

evil bog hags are so damn hot

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Photo of the surgeon tasked with examining the alien: Don’t you feel reassured that everything’s gonna be ok with this guy running the show? No?

Me: [dog dies in a movie] *crying* [human dies in a movie] Me: *still crying* Why did they have to kill that dog earlier?

Just invented a new kind of toaster that follows you from room to room and reports all your activities to The Monolith. All traditional models of toaster will be phased out over the next 3-4 minutes. Consumers are excited to submit to The Monolith.

Time to get drunk and play vidja games all night as our forefathers intended.

WASHINGTON: THE WELCOME WAGON HELICRAFT HAS BEEN SHOT DOWN BY THE ALIEN SPACECRAFT OVER WASHINGTON WHILE ATTEMPTING TO ESTABLISH COMMUNICATION!

This episode made me exceedingly happy. youtu.be/V4lALy4wgq8

If you’re into wholesome car restoration content.

Pints of our favorite ice cream and chill?

As a man of a certain age, few things give me as much satisfaction as rain the day after I mowed the lawn.

OFFICIAL: WE ARE NOT ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE.

fix your hearts…WITH PIE

what if we kissed while fighting for trans rights

Went into the Home Depot yesterday wearing my beard and a flannel button down and a fella asked me for help finding an impact drill.

Just turn it up loud enough so I don't have to think anymore.

If you can tell what this is, you might be old.

if i were two dogs going on a walk in the morning, i would simply listen to and respect their pet parent who is only trying to keep them safe and having a good time, and also i would not give him sass multiple times

Yesterday I learned the the sweet 101 year old lady who lives across the street refers to me as “That Batchelor.”

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Can’t. I just applied my 30 minute beard treatment.

I need to find some wide open spaces to just take a break from people. I think I'll go to Donald's Great American State Fair in DC.

Bandit- “He said to come inside.” Bella- “Yes. But if we wait he’ll offer us a snack. This is a negotiation.”

I kind of hate everything right now except Mamdani jumping into a swimming pool.

Mosaic #Art by 1924us

Sunday morning #CoffeeAndVinyl. “Mint” -Orions Belte

that’s not very right about now of you, funk soul brother

did he step or 🫥

I care deeply about, like, 8 people in my life and somewhere between 400 and 600 dogs on the internet I've never met.

We are living in a golden age of Flex Seal. For no damn reason.

there are hot areas in your milf

i’m not gonna lie, if i had a taco rn i would fucking eat that shit

Dinner is in the crockpot. -me, flirting

New rule: we make a shopping list every time we go to the parts store. We do this so that some idiot doesn’t forget one of the two items we need. It’s me. I’m the idiot.

If I get cider drunk promise me you’ll pull my ass out of the hedge

*you're

Can I get a mic check, y’all?

so what’s the endgame here? do we just keep writing these things until someone forcibly institutionalizes us?

Life keeps happening although I’m completely unprepared at the moment and I have some very strong feelings about it.

atop maslow’s hierarchy of needs is me kissing my dogs little heads

There you are, running through my mind again

Meet your candidates for Virginia’s 2nd Congressional District. #virginiaprimary #vaprimary #vapol youtube.com/shorts/nT7Wq...

Some of you are a bit odd.

Happy Father's Day, Dad! I got the #GreatWhiteBeast running! #Chevy #CarSkies #restoration #ProjectCar youtu.be/b99DoeGMhDg

Happy Father’s Day to the guy who taught me everything I know about holding a flashlight wrong.