*me, lying* I’m doing fine just hanging in there ahahhh

PICK MEEE

Family dollar needs to STOP man 😂😂

and im back on my grind, a psychic read my lifeline told me in my lifetime my name would help light up the chicago skyline

third verse on "I Wonder" a musical achievement most artists could only dream of ever approaching

Anytime im about to give up I remember big booties in jeans exist and I keep it pushing, for them

Sorry I forgot to reply I wanted to die for the last three days anyway how r you

Sometimes I feel so exhausted at the prospect of just continuing to exist lol, of simply maintaining

When you do one one of those engagement post thingies but forget no one actually likes you lol

If you want to destroy my sweaterrrrrrr, hold this thread as I walk awayyyyyyyy 😭

On an island in the sun, we’ll be playing having fun

Alright guys…I’m finally feeling better, and comfortable enough to declare that 😭 it was my first night of the week being able to sleep through fully. Ahhh, thank everything 😭😭

Nine inch nails? Great, more unrealistic body standards, why can’t it be five inch nails, that seems more than enough, huge even,

not that this was ever in doubt but watching the diddy documentary on netflix, we gotta beat him to death with rusty hammers bro

“Deleted Account” is a beautiful name for your son

Not now kitten, Palpatine has somehow returned

One of my favorite mutuals, you’re into so many interesting things and I adore your aesthetic and the kind person you are and goodness if you aren’t one of the prettiest people on this app I don’t know what pretty is 😭

Oh my god i was blowing my nose and I can finally hear better out of my left ear again 😭😭😭

Never gonna take being healthy for granted again

Not even to be hot takey, but idk how one could listen to Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts and still rank the Beatles low. Like, dude 😭

Fuck Spotify wrapped, lemme see some of yall Discord wrapped

Just a small update; apparently it’s an upper respiratory infection, not viral, and I at least now have the right antibiotics to fight this. Getting a chest xray to make sure my lungs aren’t Swiss cheese or anything lol

*beatles voice* I read the skyline today oh boyyyy

Went to the phlegm producing factory and the foreman wrapped his arm around my shoulders and called me the employee of the month

I think all things considered this has probably been one of the worst weeks of my life

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

Omg apple sauce is so goated 🥰

I cried about how bad I felt last night

Hey hypothalamus I know you’re directing resources to battle this infection but if you make me not wanna eat anything to the point where I vomit out fluids that’s not good either, you dumb shit

Literally fuck you flu I hope you fucking shit and puss yourself to death why do you exist you assholes

This fucking flu is the most sick I’ve been since I can remember, literally. This shit hit me and my family harder than fucking Covid. There’s progress day to day, but good god…and my lack of eating solids is really starting to have consequences, I am so nauseous 😭

Biggest challenge seems to be the ability to eat solid food; gonna give it a try now, hoping for the best

spotify wrapped so fire it's damn near a thirst trap >>>

God we’re in the last circle of hell aren’t we

the AI journalism revolution continues to go great, thanks for asking

Alright gang, I am feeling markedly better :) still have a good deal of phlegm, but no more weird stuff with my body temperature/fevers, and I have much more energy

it is kinda cool (if not pleasant lol) that bodies can get when we're going to sleep and are like...here comes the fever!! 😭

Awooooooooooo

Before this flu sends me to the nether realm anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

Guys if you were wondering I’m doing so awful physically lol. In a situation where if I’m not absolutely bundled up I get chills but also being layered up makes me uncomfortably hot like 😭😭

Me, when the dessert features peaches: tenor.com/bDAAP.gif

I’m so lucky to have met the people I’ve met on here 😭 you guys are the best and I am so freaking blessed

um all zionist can go to hell tbh

Good morning from me and my daughter 💕 hope you guys all have wonderful Monday’s ahead of you :)

Just saw the nicest boobs ever

Being told it’s pretty >> being told it’s big

Asked the doctor and he said hot people wishing me better health is exactly what I need