Medium rare is overrated. Everyone acts like it’s the only correct way to eat a steak, but a good steak can still be juicy, flavorful, and tender at any temp. At some point people are defending the temperature more than the actual taste.

You know what I’ll go one step further, WELL DONE IS THE BEST TYPE OF STEAK MEDIUM RARE COULD EAT MY DICK!

REEEEEEEED!

Bro is too vague

Freakseid

No weapons? Improvise!

Don’t ask why I’ve been gone for 3 months. I accidentally entered a business partnership with a raccoon and he got the better lawyers.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.

I don’t judge books by their covers. I judge them by whether the cover looks like something I’d find in a wizard’s backpack. #WIZARDS #booksky

People keep talking about the greatest characters ever written. Sherlock Holmes. Atticus Finch. Gatsby. Meanwhile there’s a monkey named Curious George absolutely carrying the entire literary industry on his tiny furry shoulders. Read it. History will remember this book. #booksky

This is a book account. That means I read books and then tell you they were good using words like “awesome” and “super awesome.” Follow if that sounds like quality literary criticism. #BookSky