now excuse me, I got to talk to HR for a moment

1/3 I’m writing a comic book everyone!!!!!!!

Surprisingly perfect description for all!

Ross is a realistic depiction of an oldhead who was given the chance to be 20 again

Another very relevant insight by Magneto

Woke up with a DRY ASS THROAT so bad it feels like I swallowed the Sahara. FUCK THIS SHIT WHY GOD WHY. I can’t eat, can’t drink, can’t even swallow air without my throat filing a complaint. Send moisture. ASAP.

Damn.

Oh shit I never told you guys it’s my birthday.Welp… it’s my birthday. Start the applause, throw some cake, whatever. I’ll wait. #Dec10

Batman Claus

Time is too precious to waste on a child

The Emperor's New Groove

Is that a Supra?

Me at 9am: I’m not hungry. Me at 11:59: STARVATION MODE ACTIVATED.

Wordle 1,632 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 THAT WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

I need to know everyone’s top 5 favorite Batman’s. Mine are: 1. Christian Bale 2. Michael Keaton 3. Robert Pattinson 4. Adam West 5. Will Arnett

So often overshadowed by Heath Ledgers joker, but how fucking good was Aaron Eckhart as Twoface

Batman on Batman violence.

Hulk himself is unable to tear apart Wolverine

So how does everyone feel about Netflix buying Warner Brothers? All I hope is James Gunn is still in charge of the DCU.

One of my favorite Garfield drawings of all time

An average evening for the citizens of Gotham

The greatest flex is financial power

Woke up this morning and immediately needed a morning to recover from the morning.

X-men in a nutshell

The art style and animation in ‘THE BATMAN’ are insanely good 😊

Harley and Batman are the best duo.

It's the thought that counts

When you need a higher class of quips but don't got any ready

Holy shit holy shit holy fucking shit Wordle 1,625 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The starfish pose is sending me Imfaooo 😭😭

How often do you reckon this happens?

Contact Bane for more child safety tips

Ham is better than turkey on Thanksgiving!!

Be fearless, be the night

You’re not that guy, Steve.

HAPPPPY HUMPDAY!!!!!! Wordle 1,621 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

What a nice and sophisticated gentleman. #Catsky #cat

Make one

I swear I love all the Star Wars movies equally… BUT if you made me rank them: 5, 3, 4, 6, 1, 2, 7, 8, 9. Don’t fight me, I’m just living my truth. #ilovejarjarbinks

Hey buddy… no one else is gonna tell you this, but your messy place is really just you putting things in the wrong spots over and over. Ok 👍🏼

Love that bruce just assumes that question was going to be about dick's first costume

Batman always has the best one liners it's insane

Your idea sucks.

It’s Sunday. My mood depends entirely on how this game goes. #Football #NFL

What’s everyone’s favorite board game/card game? Mine is Flip 7

Jason kills a child without a single shot.

And how it ended was tragic

The extremely rare sight of a smiling Batman.

GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE USE TO HAVE IT ALL NOW….. NOW WE LIVE IN A DYSTOPIAN!!!!!