Bright and shining 🧡☀️✨ #MushroomMonday

Down on the caviar farm 🫧 #SlimeMoldSunday

All aglow 🤎☀️✨ #HotStickSaturday

Empty nests 🪹 #FungiFriday

Your wellness routine should include taking precautions to avoid multiple covid infections that damage your immune system, hope that helps. 🌟💕

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Drip 🖤💧 #WhimsyWednesday

Look at my huge grapes

Hey old man 🩶🍄✨ #MushroomMonday

Slimy, moldy… slime mold #SlimeMoldSunday

Bright, shining 🧡☀️✨ #HotStickSaturday

Wake me when there are consequences

Such a very cheerful bunch 🥰🍄✨ #FungiFriday

Tfw you find exactly what you were looking for ✨💜💚✨

What if I told people this was lion’s mane?

One perfect pom-pom ⚪️ #WhimsyWednesday

It counts! 💚💕

Your weather for today: - possible showers - possible sunbreaks - everything is possible in an infinite multiverse - there's another you out there who is piloting a solar space blimp through the cosmos, smuggling bootleg gin & forbidden books - wear layers

The Toad King is most displeased #ThickTrunkTuesday

The day that just kept giving 🍄🫶✨ #MushroomMonday

Forbidden lemon meringue 🍋✨ #FungiFriday

I hope you find what you're looking for. I also hope you someday own a haunted cottage that floats through mossy forests under starlit skies, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.

"Ich askid ChatGPT." Well *Ich* askid the stones, and the forest, and the starres, and the mountaynes, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and makinge art, and a worlde wher we talke to each othir and care about each othir.

women? it is not their fault.

There are two wolves inside you. There are approx. 50 triscuits inside me. We are not the same

✨🪾🎃🌙🧡✨ #WhimsyWednesday

No Noise November. everybody shut up

Triscuit is short for electricity biscuit

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Fuzzy 💛 #MushroomMonday

Why can’t people just feed their pets at the new/same time?

One time my cat needed meds. The vet said, “Cats love it because it’s banana flavored” and I’ve been baffled ever since

Ahhhhhh summer… 🍓🍓🍓

Hot by proximity 🍄‍🟫 #HotStickSaturday

This year for Halloween this mushroom is going as a charcoal briquette 🖤 #FungiFriday

Find you someone who looks at you like my father looks at my mom while she’s talking about her day

I deserve a kitten

Sporrresssss…. 🪺🪺🪺

Hens and chicks and nests 🪺 #WhimsyWednesday

This joke is so dad it laughs so hard at its own jokes I miss the punchline

Frostopus ❄️🐙❄️

Am I the only one that remembers lab monkeys getting loose and all but one being caught, like…. a couple years ago? The news just keeps repeating and repeating for years now, and I feel like I’m the only one who ever seems to notice. I feel like I’m losing it

Shocking!! #WeirdLittleMushroomFolk #Gnomes&Goblins ✨🍄✨

Halfway ✨☀️💫 #ThickTrunkTuesday

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Stink, stank, stunk. #MushroomMonday

Sunset shroom 💛☀️✨