1st the DOGE clowns tried to fire air traffic controllers & now Trump's shutdown takes their pay. I didn't think Trump would have such a detailed, multi-pronged plan to make airports far more dangerous. It's his most efficient work of this term! Kudos to Musk's racism in the 1st phase of this b.s.

Well said. An earthy genius with many gifts, chief among them—showing and telling us how to remain kind and hopeful as a species not bent to those tasks as a whole. (I saw her speak once and it was moving and ordinary [in the best sense of the word.])

But how easy and how hopeless to teach these fine things!

Morgan Wallen Issues Apology After Genealogy Report Reveals His Family Never Owned Slaves

Thank you so much Mark that just made my day! 😊

last night I stumbled across a 2015 live cover of "Handle With Care" by the Traveling Willburys. It's so good I have to share. Brandon Flowers, Britt Daniel, Dhani Harrison (George Harrison's son), Wayne Coyne & "Weird Al” Yankovic www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1k...

If you see this post a bridge. (Danube River, Bratislava, Slovakia.)

Do we have anyone we can trust on the inside of this whole #Rapture operation? Yes? Good. We've budgeted wisely so now humanity can pay that woman handsomely to punch God in the face.

Like 2 hours ago I imagined how he would fail at this very task. What caliber of moron doesn't advise him on this beforehand?

The Globe's jumped the orange shark. You suck, @bostonglobe.com. You truly suck.

Kenya is rewriting its rhino story – and we're proud of our role in it. Black rhino populations plummeted from 20,000 to less than 400 by the mid–1980s. Today, they've grown to more than 1,000. Working with Kenya Wildlife Service, we support recovery through anti–poaching and veterinary care.

HOW CAN maga BE SO AFRAID OF CHILDREN’S BOOKS and LATE NIGHT TV COMEDIANS AT THE SAME TIME?! IT’S LIKE THEY ARE ALWAYS A-WOKE, 24-7, TO BE READY TO CANCEL ALL THINGS THEY FEAR. #weird

Let’s make elections like baseball. Make this guy the mayor of NYC and it’s Triple-A experience. When he shows he is ready (after a short stint) then just call him up to the Presidency. Give him the ball and ban from the sport almost all the Dems and like 99.999% of the Republicans for their B.S.

Capitalism’s favorite trick: make you hate yourself so you’ll buy the “cure.” 🙃 Spoiler: you were never the problem. 💋 Tag your bestie who’s ditching diet culture + beauty scams. #SmashBeautyStandards #SelfLoveRebellion #AntiCapitalist #FeministAF #BodyNeutrality #LiberationLooksGood

Who the hell scheduled the Rapture before the new Wicked movie comes out? This is some bullshit.

For me, I think it was just after I turned 7 and the Red Sox inexplicably traded away Fred Lynn. I remember thinking, "Pound sand, humans, pound sand." Then I threw a football at a lethargic nun.

Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a woman gains some rights

Asshat in Chief can’t get a single little fact right. Nothing. There are gifted 3rd graders who would serve the American people with more dignity and intelligence.

🎉BREAKING: The High Seas Treaty has reached 60 ratifications — enough to enter into force! This landmark agreement creates a pathway to help protect the high seas — waters beyond any one country’s authority that cover nearly half our planet. https://oceana.ly/3VqpI2Y

That’s one brave ICE agent battering an innocent woman while wearing a mask. How intuitive of him to sense she was an intelligent woman he should be afraid of. Show us your face, hero. Get the credit you deserve. #BushLeagueFacistTool

@jimmykimmel.com should appear as a guest sidekick or guest host on every late night show and comedy podcast in the world and do only Trump/Disney/ABC jokes. Go scorched Earth, daily, on these fascist millionaires. I bet @olbermann.bsky.social is keen.

FYI. "Dr. Goebbels says that the National Socialists proved during their struggle for power that they had a keen sense of humor."

If anybody has access to the actual #EpsteinFiles, it’d be hard to imagine a better time to leak them than right now

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Every time I see this guy's name I wonder if he's the CEO of a massively successful computer/phone company called "Onion." The ol' senile TACO got me with that blunder, he got me.

The same goes for dog shows and rubik's cube speed events (the cube is that man's best friend, is what I mean).

Do AI next!

Share favorite covers for a timeline cleanse: A bluegrass banger of a cover for Prince's "When Doves Cry." www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX8Z...

being rude to dead fascists is illegal now I guess

“I looked out the window seen his bald head/Ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg/Scoped him with my scopes, he had no hair/Launched that shot and he was caught out there”

Prez chose to draw a naked child. Did this to charm his suppliers. He did this because he is a child rapist—& a raper of adult women. He was very liberal for decades about who he might rape. Also vocal about how he does it. He detailed it on tape & video. Said he’d rape his kids if they weren’t his.

That feeling you get when you take the first bite of a pizza. That's doughpamine.

Vox V266 Apollo

The Yankees facial-hair ban changed and now allows for "well-groomed" beards.

Disagree. This is the look of someone who is sure everyone can see he doesn’t know what he’s doing.

Know the fucking assignment and speak the truth about the horrible things Kirk promoted. Or strike. That’s cool too.

I'm also angry with Charlie Kirk (aside from being a hateful opportunist, bad-faith fuckwit) for being responsible for me having to look up what a 'Groyper' is. They seem to be the densest of the Russian Loser Dolls. #MatryoshkaMorons

CNBC turning over rocks to find their guests. She sucks.

His elaborate belief system condensed into one inaccurate sentence: "I can do whatever I want." Oddly, it's also what he whispers to himself whenever he sees a "What Would Jesus Do?" bumper sticker.

Pittsburgh coming with the real pumpkin spice. Hell yeah.

Imagine a fascist, & child rapist, failing to pull off a publicity stunt designed to make him look strong. Then imagine a corporate-stuffed media that pretends to not see it. This is where, as we approach the anniversary of 9/11, we live. And it ain’t the working class’ fault. That’s for damn sure.

True story, I was with the family in an Eastern Mountain Sports years ago, and as I'm looking for a sweater I watched both of my distracted kids reach up to hold the hand of the manikin. Both.

2/2 Who's behind the masks? Pieter Bruegel's enigmatic and unsettling drawing of a team of beekeepers from 1568. Today is his day.

Made me want to throw burritos at the presidential motorcade with signs reading: "Chipotle-clypse Now."

Don and Eric, "who's the stupider of the two?" is a question those ignoramuses have earned ten times over. They are the 'muses' in the concept of "ignoramuses" for all future ignoramuses. @keithedwards.bsky.social

Paying a criminal attorney to explain why you bought this to a judge in a two party consent state like Massachusetts is going to be interesting and expensive...