half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"

A mom in a Toyota Sienna pulls a Cybertruck out of a treacherous sandpit

I found one silver lining about Donald Trump: at least he is such a narcissistic coward that he's able to stick his tail between his legs and surrender when he's had his ass handed to him. This Iran war has been a disaster for the United States and he's doing the right thing: running away.

"Remember The Good Place? When you're talking to AI you think you're talking to Janet, but you're actually talking to Derek." (Not mine, unsure who said it originally.)

Relatable www.newscientist.com/article/2521...

Good thread

when the nephews at the christmas party ask you to play mario karts

Attie.ai now more unpopular than ICE

🎵 Mount escape nah bridge and heelhook 🎵 Mount escape nah bridge and heelhook 🎵 Mount escape nah bridge and heelhook 🎵 You don't have to pass guard — grab a leg! #bjj #jiujitsu #Jiu-Jitsu

Noticeth boulge

"You know who else pivoted a table?"

Back in the day they didn't have dryers, so stepmoms would get stuck on clotheslines instead.

Everyone should take up Jiu-Jitsu or another combat sport as they get older to prevent random inexplicable aches and pains. If you do Jiu-Jitsu, you know why you hurt.

i didn’t watch the state of the union, i sat my ass down and ate spaghetti with my beautiful family

So what you're saying, Musk, is we should nationalize expensive things and then they'll be national treasures. I'm listening.

Normal people knew this was wrong as soon as it was published.

Profiles in Wrongness

While on The Man Show, Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla became entangled into a quantum superposition of terrible and not-terrible. Now the superposition has collapsed.

First day running a fruit stand and its spectacular. the fruit is so fresh and vibrant, it's a beautiful sunny day, and best of all James Bond is in a car chase and about to drive right past me! (Someone posted this and deleted it. Why?)

Not exactly a shocker. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-arr...

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

She jean on my claude till I van damme

New profile pic.

Finally some accurate reporting. www.ft.com/content/ad94...

Elon Musk promised a lot of things by 2025 - colonists arriving on Mars - xAI achieving AGI - Tesla robotaxis serving half the U.S. - completely driverless robotaxis - a Tesla Roadster demo - DOGE cutting trillions none of them happened mashable.com/article/elon-mus...

> Evangelicals want Theocracy, even if Satan himself delivers it. >> "Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. 'All this I will give you,' he said, 'if you will bow down and worship me.'" - Matthew 4:8-9 (NIV)

First thing I thought of when I saw that smile.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found out he was a bug and not a feature.

if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

This is awful. Good work.

I miss her

Incredible thread

When pregnant woman boarded a subway car, 38% of the time someone offered her a seat. If someone dressed as Batman was also in the car it rose to 68%. phys.org/news/2025-11...

Unreal Tournament '99 runs incredibly well in browsers. dos.zone/mp/?lobby=ut

If you hear a song and think "This is why JD Vance is the way he is," that band is Nickelback. If you hear a song and think "This is why Matt Gaetz is the way he is," that band is Creed."

dystopian ass weather report

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

A moment of silence, please, for the "young men are all MAGA now" narrative. (Source: www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...)

This is what I mean when I say that present-day covid denialism is right wing. It was a plan born of corporatists and wholly adopted by centrists and even leftists eager to pretend the pandemic was over, which should immediately give anyone thinking about it pause.

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game

AS @unavaleable.bsky.social says, real-time experiment in if anything matters anymore.

The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

Improve your Bluesky experience by blocking the US government bsky.app/profile/eva....

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."