BREAKING: AL Gov. Kay Ivey (R) commuted the death sentence of Charles "Sonny" Burton, a 75-yo-old wheelchair user who, by the state's own admission, never killed anyone www.huffpost.com/entry/alabam...

"You know who else pivoted a table?"

Being that I'm trying to make a pretty similar nut as a writer, I might be biting the hand that feeds me a little, but this is an important question I'm not seeing another answer to.

GOP: oh so everyone u disagree with is Hitler GOP when they think we can't hear: my favorite Himmler track from his set at the Black Forest Amphitheater in 1928

It’s actually FEWER Misérables

So here’s the thing- you can only trade on the cache of “heroic first responders” for so long and that time ended roughly 30 years ago. Between private equity and the near total reliance on volunteers and pay-per-call, Fire/EMS is about to collapse without significant funding overhauls.

thank you mr president why did your administration shut down the firefighter cancer registry

If you’re not good natured enough to get into a snowball fight with the citizenry then you’re not good natured enough to carry a firearm in public.

American leftism will never achieve power if the response to getting peed on while taking public transit is “toughen up” public spaces should be safe and pleasant, and that shouldn’t be a hot take

We had Fredrick Brennan on the QAA podcast several times. He always had valuable insights on the technical aspects of imageboards, internet history, and the Watkins duo. He was notoriously temperamental but speaking to him left little doubt about the sincerity of his hatred for 8chan and QAnon.

Biggest Jack Hughes moment since the Dreyfus Affair

Polyphemus, fuming as the middle of the Odyssey gets read to him:

Since this is coming up as a topic because the DOJ is a pack of fuckups I wouldn't advise downloading any video or audio material they hosted without some deep soul searching as to the psychic damage and the legality of it. Seems like a minefield for no reward for over 99 percent of folk here.

Him being a biathlete really underscores what a terrible idea this was “I would like to remind everyone who just watched me handle a rifle that I am emotionally unstable at the moment”

Hey bb I just finished bronze but was reminded how I didn’t even put you on the podium, I know you were pissed off when I went off-piste but I’m a biathlete I gotta shoot my shot again for the gold with you

"The attorney ... was pleased that jurors rejected arguments that the death stemmed from “excited delirium." “It’s a good development in the world of prolonged prone restraint in terms of a jury acknowledging how dangerous it is and the fact that it can be fatal"" share.google/lS4F5bvU0FqO...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LET'S HEAR YOUR COMPLAINING OVER THE RADIO BROADCAST MARIST

TFL DRIZZY

me with 2 years of spanish study when I recognize a word during Benito's halftime performance

Keep the Marist Haters Club in your prayers tonight, folks (it's me, I'm the Marist Haters Club)

Second straight year a Drake has gotten absolutely humiliated at the Super Bowl

I understood about five non-consecutive words of it (not counting signage) but the visual storytelling was more than enough

TPUSA All-American Halftime Show reviews are in

many people are saying that was the most NSFW thing that has ever happened in a super bowl halftime show

really awkward that they double booked this wedding with the super bowl halftime show

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character wrong answers only

This is what college football gets right: you need athletic but fundamentally human guys on the field to create windows of opportunity.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

SLEIGH BELLS IN THE SUPER BOWL LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sir, hateration and holleration have both entered this dancery

You know what hell yeah

Up to us as Evertonians now to rally around Dwight McNeil and make sure he feels welcome and that he still belongs. Put aside whatever our individual views are on him as a player and simply be the decent people I believe most of us are. Palace showed no class and no respect. We will.

See, this is the sort of stuff society forgets when they stop going to church.

The perils of walking in two worlds: Just told my internship supervisor I would get back to once I wasn't "stuck on the driving range." I really hope she knows I'm renewing EVOC and not golfing.

Daddy Yankee? how the fuck do you become the daddy of a sports team? that is absolutely bonkers. eat the rich.

FYI, this one's fake www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now

There's a profile purporting to belong to former Google AI designer Tony Aubé that I'm roughly 90% sure is fake. The real Tony's profile directory does not list a Bluesky account, and the profile on Bluesky is the only one where his name is spelled without an accent aigu. www.tonyaube.com/find-me

I just thought everyone should see this

you just got trucked by a dude with a LinkedIn profile

look fair enough but i never know what any of us are supposed to do with this information lol

Do. Not. Send. Me. A. Gaggle. Of. 18. Year. Old. Boys. That. Don’t. Want. To. Work.

four basic types of cop shows: 1. you won’t BELIEVE what kinds of crimes we solve 2. you won’t BELIEVE how we solve crimes 3. you won’t BELIEVE where we solve crimes 4. you won’t BELIEVE who we’re letting solve crimes

I've seen handwritten and digital narcs control, and I'm not sure there's anything you can fudge by hand that you can't fudge digitally. Digital is more convenient for providers, but if that doesn't matter to you, then it doesn't matter to you.

Come on Everton, pull your finger out! Even Reform have managed to sign on a new RIght Winger.

Friendly reminder that we call eggplant eggplant because the "normal" eggplant used to look like this

Well the AFCON period has been a complete disaster for the Toffees

Checking in on the Washington Post editorial board’s take on the new RFK-approved food pyramid, and I really cannot believe how lazy these people are www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

Hey @evertonfc.com get off the CSAM and Revenge Porn app. You can't post any images of the Women's teams on there can you? Get off it.