I did this! Last time we burned gas was during a cold snap in I think February 2025

Can somebody show this to the Defenders of the Faith on the Supreme Court? Lots of maga types only wake up when the leopard is coming to eat their faces specifically and I wonder if this will do the trick

Not a lawyer but I'm hoping there was a discovery phase for the court to determine whether Blanche is, in fact, a crying little shit

Well, is it going to be a gusher or not?

Also what the IDF boyz record themselves happily doing, add shitty dance music to, and upload to their own TikTok accounts

(pointing at wreckage, contractor voice) see, that's your problem right there

Never thought I'd see the day that a Florida politician shits on Cuban exiles but here we are

Lmao from No Kings Spokane. Huge turnout btw

New clean energy source just dropped. Requires dumbasses willing to annoy dangerous animals. We've got plenty of those so this should pencil out.

How do I short this 50 years of stability in oil markets/supply chains/geopolitics thing? Do I go to Goldman Sachs or just get on kalshi or what

1. Scientists acknowledge physical reality 2. Powerful vested interests spend billions over decades to deny reality, squash scientists, make reality denial a political litmus test, and corrupt the political system to prevent action 3. Why did scientists allow this? Fuck off Ted, fuck off NYT

"Good medicine" hell yeah

BREAKING: Marco Rubio is no longer Secretary of State; new SoS Moynihan wants to give me $10.5 million which is fraudulently trapped in African banks, only needs my personal info to process my claim. I'm 100% sure this is a scam but only like 85% sure this isn't a Trump operation

There’s only one elegant solution to this problem of increasingly stupid audiences, and that’s to mandate that every film ends with a closing rap song that lays out all the moral lessons of the movie. There will be a government office that reviews the songs for aural and pedagogical value.

Yeah in some ways I feel like the Biden admin was close to a golden age, but the hysterical response to Gaza protests while feeding Israel's barbarism was a total moral collapse by America's elites. I've been surprised by how easily so many of them folded vs. Trump but the signs were there

It was about upholding white supremacy and power.

If our built environment reflected these preferences our cities would be like 5x as dense.

@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social I'm on board with bringing back shame. I'm intrigued by bringing back burning at the stake but I wonder if it's going a little hard?

When I was little I thought Spaghetti Factory was 5 star luxury dining b/c of the chandeliers and fancy upholstery and whatnot. If that ruling class restaurant has joined antifa that really scrambles my understanding of class solidarity

it is quite possible that in the coming decades it will be plainly evident that Trump put up numbers that easily lap Stalin and Mao for death via starvation and disease

Poutine export revenue projections maybe?

An actual paper which seems relevant--Bombs Over Baghdad: Addressing Criminal Liability of a US President for Acts of War openscholarship.wustl.edu/cgi/viewcont...

Western carmakers are retreating from EVs just as oil hits $100 a barrel. The parallels with Detroit in the 1980s are striking. They ignored fuel-efficient Japanese cars. Now they’re ignoring Chinese EVs. BYD just unveiled 600-mile range and 250 miles of charge in 5 minutes.

Man, maga really leaning into the child abuse thing

Masterful gambit, sir. That'll teach those bastards to mess with the USA

Labor too! So much US history is: 1. New people (immigrants, blacks from down south, etc.) come to town, get jobs, undercut white union workers 2. Union asks, should we bring in the newbies, or have a pointless race riot that won't help anything? 3. Riot (CC all maga voters with union cards)

Version of Dune where solar power controls the universe and instead of having blue eyes the Fremen are all really sunburned

Well and honestly it's mostly fine. You probably want a second set of eyes to proofread the county's disaster response plan to make sure teleportation isn't a load bearing part of the plan, but otherwise it's fine. If you're going to be saved by oddballs then blessed are the oddballs

Labor too! So much US history is: 1. New people (immigrants, blacks from down south, etc.) come to town, get jobs, undercut white union workers 2. Union asks, should we bring in the newbies, or have a pointless race riot that won't help anything? 3. Riot (CC all maga voters with union cards)

If anyone wants to shovel snow without an official snow shoveling ID hit me up. $400 and a shopping mall photo booth photo. Works for buying alcohol too

Ding ding ding. AIPAC is (was?) an effective lobby not because of sneaky Jews pulling the strings, but because it could get out the vote. Same as the NRA and AARP. Combine terrorism + Islamophobia + lots of Jewish Americans, and it's easy to see how there would be lots of pro-Israel voters

And btw, for anyone who screams we need to primary Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, he was her predecessor, and she barely beat him. No one to her left is going to win that district. She gets us one vote closer to a Dem majority, and some good policy votes, and from that district that’s a win.

Speak for yourself you weird fuckers

For a billion dollars, I also will agree not to build any wind farms

Marcus Aurelius, or any other philosopher type who wrote more than 400 years ago: "Fuck it, do cool shit man. Why? I dunno, because it rules I guess."

Look, these guys established naval dominance years ago and the US Navy just doesn't want to admit it. You get a few pods of orcas escorting tankers through the strait, no IRGC crews are going to be brave enough to attack that. The only question is whether the orcas will attack the tankers.

Maga showing us weak and gay normal people how it's done

I assume it's post-Vietnam, post-civil rights movement right wing neurosis, but it's noticeable how much of that era's entertainment was "badass ex-special forces types that the govt a) needs for fighting crime/terrorists/commies/etc. but also b) wants to arrest for the crime of being too badass"

R-minivan. R-hatchback. R-station wagon with wood paneling and sexy lounge seating. The glory and utility of classic design in a futuristic EV package. C'mon auto designers of America, use your imagination!

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "Nobody knows how the system works. They handle their own little corner of it but nobody knows what's going on."

Nabatiyeh is being completely razed to the ground by the Israelis. It was one of the largest cities in South Lebanon, around 100,000 people. Now around 150 families left there. Video: www.instagram.com/p/DV0q4AbCBLB/

As a secret Antifa asset, Donald Trump helps leftist parties win elections around the world by acting like a jackass, But he is also a secret clean energy asset, making fossil fuels expensive via the dumbest possible moves

Good Lord is this true. Somebody during covid babbling about ivermectin wasn't getting it from, or reacting to, public health messaging

I love olden tymes "got them drunk" accusations because hey, the guy was giving out whiskey at 8 AM on Sunday, what are we supposed to do, not drink ourselves under the table right before church?

Human lives are more important than architecture but these are absolute treasures, some of the most beautiful things humans can do. The fact that they're being destroyed by a pedophile barbarian with dementia is hard to take. This is like when different groups of halfwits destroyed Aleppo and Mosul

Yeah man why aren't the Iranian people walking unarmed towards troops who massacred them a few weeks ago while bombs fly overhead. Jesus these people are stupid. And the fact we put them in charge again says a lot about us.

Oh man Queen of Mars is on Youtube. If you don't know what to do today you should watch this m.youtube.com/watch?v=yoRO...

I've managed to find some peace, but every now and then some kid asks me how many times did I center someone's lived experience and I know I'm going to have nightmares that night

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend's nose

Note that this (and the forced evacuation of the entire south) is supposedly in response to one rocket attack by Hezbollah that did zero damage, and also that everyone from Yair Lapid to Mike Huckabee is cheering the idea of Israel conquering more territory. Absolutely barbaric.