Interesting that the lowest GOP and indy scores are "some college" instead of high school. I suppose if you went to college and didn't get a degree out of it or much else except a disappointing experience and a lot of debt, you're primed to believe it's a bunch of BS

If only there were some relaxing solo activity this guy could do that would calm him down and make him feel better

the bushes were people 😂

Amen. It's amazing when MAGA types describe their ideal society and it's like some muddy Russian village where the officials are corrupt and all the young men died in Ukraine for no reason. The US has this unbelievable energy and MAGA absolutely loathes it

The bunny was bad but everything else was great

I love watching Seattle slowly press the life out of the Patriots but I understand if everyone else is bored as hell

The singing toilets ad is an instant Bad Ad hall of famer. First ballot.

This morning the pastor put out a banger sermon about ICE and Christianity and what we're called to do with our faith. But he's from New Hampshire and after the sermon he put on a Tom Brady jersey and I had to set him straight on the historical trauma that shirt brings to the northwest

Oh thank God, the scourge of immigrants who don't have disabilities or chronic illness using taxis to go to medical appointments at taxpayer expense is finally over. The kind of bold sweeping leadership Keir Starmer is so famous for. I just worry if perhaps this new policy isn't specific enough

Civmil experts, is it a good strategy for aspiring dictators to torture their own troops like this

Bellingcat etc. have been doing this stuff for years. It's disconcerting to know that we'll need their skillset in unmasking the American secret police, but it'll happen. if trained GRU and IDF guys can't stay anonymous then the doofuses working for ICE can't either

A general principle of intelligence/counterintelligence is that people can't shut up. Social media and smartphones = the not shutting up is digitally preserved www.aljazeera.com/news/longfor...

The masks don't work

Two spaces after a period is the mark of good character. You know who had terrible punctuation? Every one of those doofuses in the Epstein emails.

Venezuelan immigrant, here legally, gets detained for 7 months. Shoutout to Justice Brett "If the person is a U.S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter" Kavanaugh www.spokesman.com/stories/2026...

Yeah this is just basic anatomy. In humans the milk source is above the butt and in cows it's right underneath, and their butts are a lot more active than ours. Baby cow immune systems evolve to handle that whole situation and ours don't. Before pastuerization women would spend hours boiling milk

@sarahtaber.bsky.social had a good video a few months back skewering these goofs. Turns out when you make food for other people to eat you actually need to know what you're doing www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLZU...

Put another way, we could get rid of corn ethanol, switch 30% of the freed-up farmland to solar to generate 100% of US electricity, and use the other 70% of the freed-up land for whatever we want.

I’ve been going back and forth on this but this clinches it—I think these guys really want a Persian Gulf labor model in the US. It’s not a coherent philosophy—nothing ever is with these assholes—but I’ve worked on Gulf labor stuff and I’m seeing more and more of it here. Long thread 1/

You can tell this isn't the real Batman because he doesn't have the growly Batman voice

Also Bob Kraft got off the hook for soliciting prostitution because he's VIP. And he loaned (loans?) out the Patriots team jet for ICE deportations. So yeah, go seahawks

Looks like we’ve got competition for most batshit disaster response policy. Javier Milei, the guy from Argentina who gave his chainsaw to Elon, cut their National Fire Management Service 81% and now Patagonia is burning up www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

It might be tough for WA to get in. In high school they taught us that we were named Washington specifically to annoy the British who were then running Canada, and the Brits reciprocated by naming their corresponding territory British Columbia. Not sure if true

Hey babe, wanna join the other 12 people in the entire city of Spokane who are going to see the Melania movie tomorrow www.regmovies.com/movies/melan...

Quick iconic comic cover edit to laud Ilhan Omar.

(Guy who's been in Congress writing federal laws since 1975) "I just grow corn, I don't know all that legal stuff, I can barely even read"

Have a fun party, hang out with your friends, huddle together so you don't freeze, meet new penguins, maybe meet some cute lady penguins, or you can wander off by yourself out on the ice cap to die alone

OP, and everyone replying to and contributing to this horrid discussion, are not fit for polite society and should be run out of town on a rail

Kids these days don't appreciate the cutting edge styles of Nirvana, Pearl Jam, and Ice Cube. Probably because of woke.

Possibly dumb question from a not-lawyer, but I'm assuming Minnesota has state laws against witness tampering, messing with crime scenes, and other obstruction of justice-type activities which ICE/BP is clearly doing. Could there be criminal charges along those lines?

This style of journalism is just baffling. I read the paper because I want to know what happened and so many media guys think the most important thing that happened is that powerful people disagreed about something

Been thinking about this for a while. The bar to removing Trump is way too high and we'venever once been able to remove a president, but even if we do this time we're stuck with Vance. Remove him and we've got (insert Trump toady here). Etc. No actual change in government until 2029.

Border Patrol protecting the good people of Spokane from 10 year old girls. Front page of the local paper 1/6 www.spokesman.com/stories/2026...

Amazing story of two women saving an ICE agent's life and getting arrested by ICE anyway. But this quote sticks with me: "I was hit so hard with the fact that this man would not do this for me." That agent has a debt for the rest of his life. He can pay up and live right or else he's beyond saving

This has been remarkable. The discipline showed by the anti-ICE movement has been amazing—and it’s working 1/ bsky.app/profile/jame...

Shoutout to Pastor Bob from Westminster UCC in Spokane, who is in Minneapolis now and might be buried buried under one of those piles of clothing. If he’s not at the airport then he’s probably at the federal building Spokane gets cold but not Minnesota cold. Minny peeps, keep our guy warm!

Gonna keep an eye on this. Over the last year I've occasionally seen "we should have a general strike" with no specifics, but if Minnesota has figured out how to make it happen it's potentially a game changer

I'm heartbroken, disillusioned, perplexed. Last Friday there was no Tony Dokoupil, just me drinking whiskey all alone. I can't get hurt like that again.

As a fan of the seahawks, who have a practice facility that isn't close to a substation, I recommend the 49ers spend a large amount of time raising the salience of a nonsense theory which they can neither fix nor disprove to the satisfaction of social media medics www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

Can you run a political party? You probably think you can't but seeing how unbelievably half-assed these guys have been at the national level, you probably could

Oh God I just realized there truly is an America-flavored version of this. Not that Buffalo fans deserve to suffer having Trump as an owner but in this timeline they haven't won a championship anyway so we'd all be better off www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

This is just enraging. I'm showing my age here but in high school I saw Nirvana--after they got big--for $17.50 plus tax. Forget the nonexistent "convenience" etc. Ticketmaster, Live Nation, re-sellers and the rest of the online ticket industry are all just monopoly mechanisms to overcharge people.

Jesus. Seahawks absolutely dog walking SF

The 49ers would have prevented that kick return TD if they weren't all screwed up by the substation ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports...

Well if you guys would have let him have whiskey Friday, he might have gotten drunk enough to spill the beans

The KKK was a bad guy in Superman radio shows and it really hurt their credibility; among other things Klansmen were pissed that their own kids saw the KKK as comical idiots. (There are probably more authoritative sources than Drunk History but they aren't as fun) m.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Vy...

(attempting to get my wife in the mood) hey baby, look at these videos of Stephen Miller and JD Vance and Nick Fuentes and Ben Shapiro saying we need more white babies--yeah, I know, ok, no it's--yes, I can sleep on the couch tonight

At home on Friday night, drinking whiskey all alone, no Tony Dokoupil