William Stone
@itswilliamstone.bsky.social
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BBC new comedy award finalist. Host of Live At The Moth Club on Dave
I see Trump still hasn't released the naughty list π
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My submission for wildlife photographer of the year
11 days ago
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COMEDIANS DOING HOPSCOTCH
12 days ago
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House Guest Etiquette. Not really what this is about but you're supposed to write something to draw people in
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21 days ago
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Sooz Kempner
19 days ago
Kate Bush sings Away in a Manger. Happy December 1st!
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House Guest Etiquette. Not really what this is about but you're supposed to write something to draw people in
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21 days ago
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Fun fact about me
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22 days ago
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Pretty sure I've been shadow banned for saying Burger King fries are the best. But part of my job as a comedian is to speak truth to power so they won't stop me.
22 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
25 days ago
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This will be worth it for the ten people who get it
25 days ago
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You never see recluses anymore
26 days ago
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was a 1080 Christ Air over the bull ring
26 days ago
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was a 1080 Christ Air over the bull ring
26 days ago
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You never see recluses anymore
26 days ago
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Scrolled so far on instagram I went all the way back to the 70s
26 days ago
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Live comedy gigs this coming week
about 1 month ago
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Fathers for JustEat
about 1 month ago
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Alexander Fox
about 1 month ago
The Assassination of My Bank Balance by the Coward Delicious Pints.
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Live comedy gigs this coming week
about 1 month ago
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Yes I think I'll have the "what's the story guacamole"
4 months ago
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Sooz Kempner
2 months ago
Sad how we live in a world where someone can get paid for an article about how they never wash their bread knife yet nobody will pay for my screenplay Phantom of the Airport (a disfigured man lives in the eaves of Gatwick Airport, visits a flight attendant in her dreams and teaches her to fly 747s).
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During my time as an explorer I visited over a thousand islands and almost all of them used the same dressing.
2 months ago
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You'd think AI would be smarter considering it has the same initials as Albert Inestein π
2 months ago
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He did what now??
2 months ago
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Matthew Highton
3 months ago
Fremenβs reaction to me describing the floor of a South Western train toilet.
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Trying to figure out how every scaffolding company in Brighton has access to my self-tape audition calendar.
3 months ago
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Turned down the part of Narcissus because I refuse to put on weight for a role
3 months ago
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Yes I think I'll have the "what's the story guacamole"
4 months ago
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It's not fair to label everyone who paints a red cross on a roundabout a racist or thick. I'm sure plenty of them are both.
4 months ago
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of .. *BORAT VOICE* my wife
4 months ago
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I've always maintained I've never been hypnotised but then again how do I know
4 months ago
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I often think about that Mark Twain quote "comparison becomes the end of joy". Obviously im paraphrasing, he probably put it a lot better
4 months ago
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Humans advanced faster due to the evolution of opposable thumbs which enabled them to hitchhike long before other species.
4 months ago
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Just watched Nonnas on Netflix and can confirm it passes the bechamel test
4 months ago
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I don't like spending time with my grandparents because they remind me of my own mortality. Which I would argue is not dinner table conversation
4 months ago
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It's not fair to label everyone who paints a red cross on a roundabout a racist or thick. I'm sure plenty of them are both.
4 months ago
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Starting to call closeted homophobes "frenemies of Dorothy"
4 months ago
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The trouble with growing up near a light house is I can only get to sleep if the light is on. Then off. Then on.
4 months ago
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My mum's a palm reader. She's also dyslexic, so she can tell you your future but not necessarily in the right order
4 months ago
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It's taken a lot of discipline and hard work but I've finall got the body of the men you see on the front of magazines *Angling Times
4 months ago
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Surf Nazis must die
4 months ago
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Enjoying a nice union jack for breakfast before the woke ban it π‘π‘π‘
4 months ago
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If you like drunken noodles you'll LOVE ...
4 months ago
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If you like drunken noodles you'll LOVE ...
4 months ago
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During his time in the navy my grandad killed over 200 men. A record which in the entire history of the British navy has never been matched by another chef.
4 months ago
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After a lot of skepticism I've finally taken people's recommendation to get a mouth guard and I have to say I'm really getting on well with him
4 months ago
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Just rewatched the fast and the furious. You couldn't make that today.
4 months ago
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Hard times make Hard-Fi
5 months ago
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"listen to my body"?? Oh yeah sure, the guy who can't even tell the difference between a fart and a poop ,π
5 months ago
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Iβve been cast as Sisyphus in a theatre production! Itβs the role of a lifetime.
5 months ago
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