Oh behave, Donald

what idiot called it 'The Long Walk' instead of 'Pootle Royale'

Over to you, the designated Fun Finalist

I am Jack's extended heteronormative duologue

just me who hears 'scrotum' instead of 'Grogu'?

I dislike the (modern) concept of SNL because it feels like mainstream culture having a bit of a self-deprecating chortle at itself, and satire (maybe comedy in general) should in fact always be counter-cultural, and slightly mean in punching-up

🦉Birdwatching is now the second fastest growing hobby for Gen Z! Among millennials it has risen by 216% alongside a 66% increase in gen X birders. Welcome to a world of wonder! www.theguardian.com/environment/... #nature #birds

PSG-Bayern is very open, in the way that a cavalry battle is very open

the most 'Saaahhhfff Laaahhdan' headstone

BBC doing live coverage of a world's largest tiramisu attempt, and that is why they are the greatest broadcaster on planet earth www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c3...

embarrassed to realise that Weapons is basically the second half of Channel Zero: Candle Cove, turning my 'Horror Scholor' badge in as we speak

freezing-cold take here, but Dead Set was a completely generic zombie narrative with a slightly-interesting first episode

me, whenever evidencing anything, for the entirety of my life from now on: 'This is from Isiah...'

lol did the robot-marathon-runner inventors forget cars exist???

fun illness dream about a tiny Norfolk seaside village, where the only industry was birdwatching, and a struggling boutique run by Geoffrey Palmer's three sons (i knew in-universe they were Geoffrey Palmer's sons, because they all had his face)

Neighbours have their own cat cemetery

Credit where it's due: this is a good field in which to deploy AI (with the obvious caveat that it be evidentially robust, otherwise it serves no one at all) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Orbán Decay

You'd think this'd be a good moment for the ape uprising, but no, those idiots are also ideologically divided www.scientificamerican.com/article/two-...

Please relax for a moment and enjoy this truly incredible list of colloquial names for the Long-tailed Tit (via www.josieholford.com/bumbarrels/)

if you programme 3 nights of Drake one year, and 3 nights of Kanye the next, it's because you want the money, and you deserve all the shit you get as a result

jfc bbc yes obviously why would I watch them do otherwise

when i'm accused of 'doing nothing'

'That's no moon... it's a Star Wars'

Kent, why are you like this

happy Easter, please enjoy Hildegard of Bingen's Cosmic Egg

Christopher Nolan's Treasure Island: 'So, ye be wantin' to know how I lost this ere leg?'

i'm ambivalent about the moon

playing 2nd banana at #TogetherAlliance on Saturday, in my workplace, union, personal and entirely literal hats: www.instagram.com/reels/DWchJH...

Police say a suspect is in custody

oh i like Small Prophets it's weird

so what you're saying is... it should be 'Ghee-sus'?

but why, france

wtf didn't know d'Artagnan was real, let alone that he died www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

first hailstorm of the year in london, spring has truly arrived

Just discovered the hilarious existence of two post-WW2 Allied prison camps for high-ranking Nazis (e.g. Goering and Speer), which were known as Ashcan and Dustbin.

I would buy this Inca cat pot

Well no, why WOULDN'T this exist

leaving lisbon yesterday was A COLOSSAL PERFORMANCE and i had my first warning when the (otherwise very nice) receptionist said in response to my heat rash that i 'should build up immunity'

My Lisbon hotel was a fun vibe.

So Farewell then, Chuck Norris If you will go around getting into fights against objects and concepts It all adds up I suppose

If i ever crash out artistically, and write about a really horrible serial killer, their signature will be Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison. I don't just personally hate it, I want to ruin it for the rest of humanity, for ever.

Not a warning sign I expected in 2026

Brilliant, I get to wheel this baby out

Fridge-Man joins Captain Tom in the Rogues' Gallery of 'charity ponzi-schemes based on an older bloke walking' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Very savvy of the British left to undercut their over-earnest reputation by getting behind a ex-boob-hypnotist

first big nepo-baby of 2026 just dropped

i want 'Onion Bloke's War' (via @paranormaldatabase.bsky.social )