If i ever crash out artistically, and write about a really horrible serial killer, their signature will be Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison. I don't just personally hate it, I want to ruin it for the rest of humanity, for ever.

Not a warning sign I expected in 2026

Brilliant, I get to wheel this baby out

Fridge-Man joins Captain Tom in the Rogues' Gallery of 'charity ponzi-schemes based on an older bloke walking' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Very savvy of the British left to undercut their over-earnest reputation by getting behind a ex-boob-hypnotist

first big nepo-baby of 2026 just dropped

i want 'Onion Bloke's War' (via @paranormaldatabase.bsky.social )

Is there a Doctor Who youtube channel that reviews episodes whilst high, and is it called 'Chronic Screwdriver'

My rright-wing guilty pleasure is when judges drop the mic

*lifts head up from 4 hours of the BBC Lord of the Flies* mmmmmmmm that's some real good bleak mythic shit

Darth Vader's binbag

I'm not saying 'without admission of liability' is meaningless, but... ...it's admission of liability www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I discovered today that the interior of Cosgrove Hall's stop-motion Toad Hall was based on the actual layout of Loftus Hall in County Wexford:

unforeseeable that the grown-ups' tony blair substitute did tony blair things

update: it was a virga en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virga

anyone else see this DEEPLY PECULIAR cloud over north-east London today?

RIP Rob Grant

I have discovered that the Dutch name for the unassuming Gadwall is 'krakeend', which means 'Crack Duck'

🎶 ...I don't wanna fall asleep Coz I'll miss your things And I don't want to miss your things 🎶

Can you work out how many blocks there are?

*Springsteen voice* 'Annette BADLAND!!'

can i point out that I'm still in the Fantasy Football 'England' cup, down to the last 4096 from an initial 4,194,304 [yes i am at the point where i've performed well enough to feel fine jinxing it]

Pauline Metternich (1836-1921) in a costume of a devil, by Théodore Gudin

I enjoyed Beau Is Afraid, it's the 3-hour existential horror version of 'Daffy Duck Slept Here'

Igor Tudor has this Nic Cage thing going on and you can't tell me Spurs wouldn't go there

the testament of Ann Lee is that you wouldn't like her when she's Ann Lee

Andrew released under investigation

Have we done 'Romanshing the Stones' #winterolympics #curling

Biblically-accurate Anglepoise

'The Virgin in the Ice' is a Christmas episode

another victory for @hookland.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

yes, it might presage another world war, and yes, chap's dead, but 'dart frog poison' is still somewhat baller

Aww, Bud x www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

why does Weapons feel like a perfectly good short story, whose 3rd act got ruined by having to be part of a movie

a neighbour uses this bag for clothes pegs, which post-rain looks like nothing but a gigantic rubber johnny out to dry

Broke: taking the spotlight away from your gold-medal-winning teammate Ultra-broke: taking the spotlight away from your gold-medal-winning teammate *who dedicated that gold to another teammate, whose body he himself found 2 days before Christmas*

TOP TIP: if you're doing basic shit, make an effort to justify why you're bothering

my radical re-imagining of Wuthering Heights: Cathy and Heathcliff are two weird, non-sexy little guys

so, farewell then John Virgo finally you have potted as many balls as you could

Took my ass to an exhibition of mediumistic art at the College of Psychic Studies (titled 'The Medium is the Message', lol) and it was a good day out

Generating intimacy by building a bigger intimacy-generator www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

i think we deserve a world on fire for not going with 'Mandel-Scandel'

please enjoy Brain Balls: either an ancient Irish custom of taking out a slain opponent's brain, mixing with lime and drying in the sun, OR a total fabrication en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_b...

wasn't Jeremy Jacquet the baddie from Nope

The Most Incompetent Person You Know Just Made A Somewhat Reasonable Point

Highlights of the Royal Pharmaceutical Society

Disruptor. #BigGardenBirdwatch