I refuse to go along with any of this. The category “women” is as diverse and inconvenient as the category “people”. Thank heavens. Because it would be really grim and fucking boring in here if we were all the same.

My actual parents

My pal Paul points out that the penalty shootout earlier between Rochdale and Boreham Wood pitted Oliver Whatmuff against Ted Curd. “It’s as if I’m playing Football Manager on a ZX Spectrum and I’ve renamed the players myself”

Another week goes by, and this has now reached 98,000 signatures!!!! 🎉🎉🎉 On now to 99,000. Once again, I ask any woman reading this, who is disgusted at the treatment of trans women in the U.K., to please sign it at the link below👇, then pass it on. Every signature counts. Notinourname.org.uk

Depluralize a movie: Fight Person

Me reading the book...

I think St Mary would disagree, she always was partial to otters, isn't that right @johnfinnemore.bsky.social

Ta! @theednawatkins.bsky.social

"Mum! Dad's just turned the bath chocolatey!!!"

How does the popping disk box work?

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

Big shout out to #LunarCycles, a Bristol-based, free cycle club, safe space & community for those identifying as women & non-binary. The club, headed by the wonderful Rosie Wilson, works to increase the visibility & inclusion of this population in cycling 👏👏👏 www.instagram.com/_lunarcycles_/ PLUS 1/

Yep, I'll take that...

Picture of the staff who operate my account

OK, so here's the full "bowdie yells at Biggins" story. Many years ago... I reckon 2005 - Mrs bowdie wanted to visit the Newent Birds of Prey center, the other side of Gloucestershire from us. So we jumped in the car and I drove us there. 1/?

What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote? Mine is: "You're gonna need a bigger avatar"

Show me how your 2025 went

Our The West Wing

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work. Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF.

Help, help! Can anyone put me in touch asap with someone from Staff LGBTQIA+ Network, UWE Bristol? It's for a thing 🤗

Cocaine so white it sprays a red cross on a mini-roundabout

Alan deserves better.

Hang on, who put them in the hotels in the first place? Slowly the numbers have been reducing after the last government and DM labels it Labour's policy?

"Keir, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Anyone who posts about #totp repeats on a Friday night should be immediately exempted from the Bluesky age verification checks.

RIP Norman(n) Tebbit

I’m hiring a reporter for London Centric, looking for someone smart who can use a phone, knock on doors and wants to cause trouble. Don’t care if you’ve got qualifications, just want evidence of caring about news. Initial six month contract, pay above national rates. www.londoncentric.media/p/jobs

Saw a great @soozuk.bsky.social show last night in Bristol, lots of fun!

Once sold a Next catalogue to Trude Mostue

Remove a letter, ruin a film: Enemy of the Stat

Everyone?

If I see the moon during the daytime I mutter to myself "that's no moon" every single time.

Last saved celeb pic is your therapist

Not sure what to get @renodakota.bsky.social for his big day @gauntletgirl.bsky.social ?

Slept in a Faithless t-shirt and, well actually I was up all night with insomnia

Help! Had a frustrating last minute bail out and I really need to speak to a housing association board member today (or tomorrow morning absolute latest) - if that's you please just raise your hand and DM me if I can give you call #housing #socialhousing #ukhousing

It could only really be this supergroup

Great piece, though the author recommends not listening to political podcasts for a bit to help clear your mind. So I listened to his latest podcast on Elon and that helped me sooooo much...🥴

I am constantly insulted on this platform

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

When will we be a serious country again?