Nigel Farage and Reform UK Scotland leader Malcolm Offord are all over the media today moaning about “faux outrage” at a joke Offord told to a roomful of people in 2018. Read it here and make your minds up for yourselves: www.thenational.scot/politics/259...

Taking back the flag from people who paint roundabouts and couldn’t run to catch a bus…

BREAKING: Nigel Farage claims hasty retreat from parliament today “showed Dunkirk Spirit”. Reform UK bouncers attempt to eject Marina Hyde from press conference after wisecrack about small boats, but are overpowered by Guardian columnist. Nigel leaves to jeers followed closely by GBNews.

Like the Kennedy Centre and the Department of Defense, the FBI needs an urgent rebranding. How about the Stasi?

The stability of his genius is something to behold isn’t it?

The next Stephen Lawrence to be killed in cold blood on the streets will be a young Muslim boy or girl. The Tories and Reform UK have a Nazi problem — they are actively encouraging racist violence against Muslims, just as the Nazis did against the Jews in 1930s Germany.

Setting regime change back a decade — again! “Before the US and Israel launched their attacks three weeks ago, experts had assessed that the regime was stagnating in the face of protests and that some kind of change appeared inevitable. That dynamic has now changed.”

No, they aren’t. A great many politicians work for the good of their constituents, especially at local level. Although none of them are Tories or Reformists.

California. And yes, I know it’s not a country, but Donald probably doesn’t.

“The Israelis drove the decision to take this action,” he said, claiming that prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu and other Israeli officials lobbied the president with claims that did not align with established intelligence channels. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

“You can be an academic badass and a track goddess.” Yes you can — and you are! www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/m...

Absolutely everything is a grift for these creatures…

Wharton School of Business professor William T. Kelley — “Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had” www.truthorfiction.com/trump-was-th...

So not a genius then, and clearly unstable — as evidenced by our own eyes and ears. Who knew? www.forbes.com/sites/christ...

England are extraditing Andrew Tate to face charges of rape, human trafficking, controlling prostitution for gain and actual bodily harm. Not to "talk" with him. The extradition is to go into effect after the Romanian case is over. These charges are trial ready.

Trump broke it. So he shouldn't expect his former allies to fix it. He refused to consult with anyone or take advice so it is his own mess to sort out. He shouldn't come whining to others about his huge gamble going wrong at everyone else's cost. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is true, and it will be their downfall between now and the next election as Trump increasingly loses the plot…

transphobia: the gateway drug to homophobia, misogyny, racism, antisemitism, ableism...

Confucius says: “If you call your allies cowards in February, don’t expect help in March you stupid cunt”.

No need to attribute these remarks, this level of word vomit could only have been uttered by one man. They say you can measure a person’s narcissism by their use of the first person singular. They may be right.

Fat, fascist pensioners. I don’t get the appeal…

Joanna Lumley was born in Srinagar, Jammu and Kashmir, in India. Another Empire baby hypocrite!

Why? No-one wants to visit a fascist state, and no-one really wants its tourists either. Let’s move the Olympics and the World Cup instead, and leave America to Make itself Great Again in isolation. At the mid-terms for example.

Trump’s dad was a slumlord. The only creatures he saved were rats.

These foreign students you despise so much spend fortunes in local communities and fund the studies of domestic students. Furthermore, are you saying British students should be deprived of the opportunity to study in Europe… Again? You don’t understand students at all!

Which countries has China invaded lately? The Chinese own half of the US, and large slices of Australia. They don’t invade countries — they buy them you fucking moron!

How would this be binding? Let’s test the notion and find out…

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Rhiannon Whyte was killed on 20th October 2024. Blaming Keir Starmer is not only ridiculous, it is also libellous.

So the front-line then? And where will the Americans be — hiding in bunkers and keeping casualties down for Fox and Friends? Dropping bombs from above maybe? I thought he didn’t need our cowardly, war-shy wasters… We should tell him to go fuck himself, but we won’t.

Next week Trump will claim Biden gave the order, and Fox News will echo the claim.

Hey, Iran. He plays golf at Mar-A-Lago EVERY WEEKEND. 😉

Did you know that Deform UK Ltd have a freepost address that costs THEM about £2.50 for every item that has to be delivered to it. Reform UK, FREEPOST RTLT-ZXHY-KSDC, 83 Victoria Street, London SW1P 4QP. I'm not saying you should send any old piece of trash to that address to cost them money.

Oh. Due process followed perfectly. The Tory politicians & client journalists lying desperately about all this were, of course, cheering & chuckling away when *two* of Boris Johnson’s ethics advisers resigned in disgust at his staggering contempt for ethics. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Those who left the Uk to minimise their taxes have no right to lecture us about the UK They are selfish individuals www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Here is a tale of ordinary misogyny. Except it isn’t. This man is a barrister who has been warned before, and who feels so secure, that he provides his chambers contact in his Twitter profile. Here is the Tweet, please follow the thread:

Ceaușescu vibes:

Eloquent, thoughtful, colourful, attractive. And with a very healthy looking barnet . Everything the establishment is not. A breath of fresh hair.

if only they had made an effort to integrate…

You’re a cunt. Anonymity doesn’t change that.

Fewer people sit next to me on the bus since I started shitting my pants

Don’t be such a twat in your posts and I might be tempted — thundercunt.

Would you be defending the Christian Church from accusations of rampant paedophilia and grooming, if you were not a reverend… Reverend?

In other news: Shoulders this narrow would never support the weight of a head this big if it wasn’t so empty.

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Here is a tale of ordinary misogyny. Except it isn’t. This man is a barrister who has been warned before, and who feels so secure, that he provides his chambers contact in his Twitter profile. Here is the Tweet, please follow the thread:

Every fucking word. The whole fucking world needs to join these voices. youtu.be/fizKYzQzzUw?...

His lack of brain is the issue. Hegseth’s hero Adolf Hitler only had one testicle, and he took on the World.

And Farage stood down all his Brexit Party Ltd candidates, he didn't stand down his Reform Party Ltd candidates in 2024.

No he isn’t. He’s the same lying, corrupt, venal megalomaniac he always was.